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    Wednesday, July 30, 2008
    Crawlin' to Rawlins
    This is my first shot at blogging. Bear with me—or not. It’s possible that this is the only post I’ll be able to make. Cell phone technology in Martin’s Cove, Wyoming, is still at the smoke signal stage.
    Tribune religion writer Jessica Ravitz, photographer Rick Egan, and I left Salt Lake at 4 p.m. today. Much as we intend to experience the trek, getting up at 4 a.m. tomorrow to ride a bus filled with teenagers wasn’t the sort of experience we needed. We elected to leave the night before and get rooms at a motel in Rawlins.
    We met at the Tribune and loaded our gear into my SUV—sleeping bags, cameras, canteens, a tent, laptop computers, and several sacks of food, including a bag of jerky made from old golf shoes.
    At the Tribune I got the highly unattractive picture taken of me that you see above. I look like Jethro Bodeen and Walter Brennan got married.
    In the event that our cell phones didn’t work in the desert, we were given a satellite phone and detailed instructions on its use. Another reporter unzipped the case, pointed at the “On” button, and said, “That’s it. Don’t hurt yourselves.”
    I took it up on the roof of the newspaper and tried phoning Sputnik. Nothing.
    During the four hour drive, we constantly checked our cell phones for service. Rick’s phone managed four bars the entire way. Jessica’s phone got three bars. My provider is Mega-Fone, so I lost service completely on Foothill Boulevard.
    There were plenty of bars in Rawlins. We counted 14, all of them open and serving.
    We checked into the motel and ate a late dinner at Sanford’s Grub & Pub. The food was good but we couldn’t order milkshakes because they “have a new dishwasher and he’s slow.”
    Trek hasn’t even started and it’s weird already.

    4 Comments:

    At July 30, 2008 1:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hope you were serious about bringing along a bottle of Captain Morgans, I can just imagine how fun it would be to drunk dial on a satellite phone.

     
    At July 30, 2008 2:03 PM , Anonymous Shiree said...

    Welcome to the blogosphere! Now I can waste even more of my employers time reading your blog (along with those of your co-writers at the Trib). Good luck on Trek!

     
    At July 31, 2008 9:25 AM , Anonymous Kn said...

    Laughed out loud about your photo comment.(Jethro Bodine and Walter Brennan!?) Thanks for making it worth getting out of bed in the morning. Any day Kirby's in the paper is a good day.
    Kn

     
    At August 2, 2008 10:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Kirby,

    We enjoyed you, Jessica and Rick on Trek thank you for joining us.

    Sandy Canyon View Stake

     

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       Robert Kirby is the The Salt Lake Tribune's fool in residence. His highly technical humor column appears Monday, Wednesday and Saturday, and is closely monitored by world leaders, the clergy, and barbershop singers.
       Road Rash is Kirby’s view of Utah and beyond whenever he can sneak away from his Herriman home. "It’s like running away and joining the circus, especially the parts about cleaning up elephant poop."
       WARNING: Kirby’s take on life “in the merry old land of odds” frequently targets his own beloved people — Mormons. But don’t lower your guard just because you aren’t a member of the local herd. He definitely thinks you’re a cow, too.