License to Kill
After a debate on regulating firearms in cars, Sen. Mike Dmitrich was showing off his own self-defense strategy.
"I got a concealed-carry permit, but I don't carry a gun," Dmitrich explained, pulling out the state-issued identification card.
"Look at that picture," he said.
We should point out that the Price senator on a good day would never be mistaken for Brad Pitt.
But his concealed-carry photo was downright terrifying. Imagine a bi-polar Mafia don, suffering from bad acid reflux.
"If somebody gives me trouble, Dmitich said, I just show them that picture and say, 'Don't messa wit me!' "
--Glen Warchol
"I got a concealed-carry permit, but I don't carry a gun," Dmitrich explained, pulling out the state-issued identification card.
"Look at that picture," he said.
We should point out that the Price senator on a good day would never be mistaken for Brad Pitt.
But his concealed-carry photo was downright terrifying. Imagine a bi-polar Mafia don, suffering from bad acid reflux.
"If somebody gives me trouble, Dmitich said, I just show them that picture and say, 'Don't messa wit me!' "
--Glen Warchol
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