Kukla, Fran and Thomas
As we all know, because we have heard it for years, the Utah County Republican Party has a special understanding of the U.S. Constitution, one in which the rest of us, except for maybe the Kanab residents, can't really comprehend.
But those generous folks south of the prison are doing everything they can to educate the rest of us.
So, at the Utah County Republican Party picnic over the weekend, party leaders had special educational treats for those who stopped by for a burger, a soda pop and a healthy dose of conservatism.
The new education officer for the Utah County GOP, Adrielle Herring, set up an education booth at the picnic and handed out free copies of the U.S. Constitution, the movie “A More Perfect Union“ and Founding Fathers finger puppets.
That's right, finger puppets depicting the founding fathers.
So your hands could carry on lively patriotic debates with, say, Benjamin Franklin on one finger, lecturing to John Adams on the other, with one thumb occupied by Thomas Jefferson and another by his irascible foe, Alexander Hamilton.
The middle finger, of course, would be reserved for Aaron Burr.
Cheers,
Paul Rolly
But those generous folks south of the prison are doing everything they can to educate the rest of us.
So, at the Utah County Republican Party picnic over the weekend, party leaders had special educational treats for those who stopped by for a burger, a soda pop and a healthy dose of conservatism.
The new education officer for the Utah County GOP, Adrielle Herring, set up an education booth at the picnic and handed out free copies of the U.S. Constitution, the movie “A More Perfect Union“ and Founding Fathers finger puppets.
That's right, finger puppets depicting the founding fathers.
So your hands could carry on lively patriotic debates with, say, Benjamin Franklin on one finger, lecturing to John Adams on the other, with one thumb occupied by Thomas Jefferson and another by his irascible foe, Alexander Hamilton.
The middle finger, of course, would be reserved for Aaron Burr.
Cheers,
Paul Rolly
2:12 PM
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2 Comments:
Do you have any children, Paul? Or grandchildren? If so, I'd be happy to send you some fingerpuppets for them.
If anyone else is interested in a fun way to teach small children about the Founders, we can get you some fingerpuppets, too.
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