Something has gone horribly wrong.
Salt Lake City is the Mecca of wholesome, modest Mormons, right? The glut of calf-length gingham at Conference time isn't on my list of turn ons.
Oh yeah? Then how come we just got ranked among the top 10 "America's Most Lustful Cities" in Forbes magazine?
Not Rome. Not Paris. Not even Sparks, Nev., out ranks Salt Lake for horizontal Hokey-pokey.
Whoa. Before you start hacking into Forbes' lust database -- it's not as hot and sweaty as you might hope.
Residents of these metros enjoy vigorous sex lives--at least their condom and contraceptive purchases at grocery and drug stores indicate as much.
Most striking to me is that Forbes' stats indicate that somebody apparently missed the point when the seminary teacher got to the part about "Go forth and multiply."