It doesn't speak well of KSL's new big-dog anchor Bruce Lindsay that he was able to keep a straight face through this report.

Gold's Gyms offer pumping, pulsating music videos to help their clients get a thorough cardio workout. Apparently, those videos are threatening to trigger pumping, pulsating in some Utah County patrons.

The moral watchdogs at KSL report that a group of BYU and UVSC students (who else?) want the festival of cardio porn stopped.

Says one student: "I've had to leave, honestly! There have been four times I've run out of the cardio cinema because of racy and inappropriate things being shown, things I personally view as pornography."

Pornography, obviously, is in the eye and ear of the beholder as seen in photo at right.

Meanwhile, retired and bearded Dick Nourse was seen traveling at high speed southbound at Point of the Mountain.