Conservative commentators have been slagging Hillary Clinton for her voter-winning tears (OK, so she only got a bit misty) ever since New Hampshire.

Now, several right-wing bloggers -- who apparently don't know the Mormon cultural tradition of turning on the water works at the drop of a hat-- are about to shed tears of frustration with Mitt Romney's slobbering. Blogger Michele Malkin is emphatic that the Oval Office is no place for a Nancy boy.

I hate to sound harsh, but we live in a time of war. If the Democrats want to nominate a 9/10-era candidate whose eyes leak like a faucet whenever push comes to shove, fine. But Republicans do not need an Oprah in a three-piece suit.

Mitt's latest sloppy Larry Miller-impersonation came in Grand Rapids, where Mitt recalled his dad, former Michigan Governor George. “He was a great man and I miss him dearly.”