Newly-elected French President Nicholas Sarkozy has announced he plans to marry Italian songwriter, former supermodel and, apparently, theologian Carla Bruni.
Yes, there is a Utah connection.
Like FLDS prophet and convicted criminal Warren Jeffs, Bruni, who has dated both Mick Jagger and Donald Trump, supports polygamy. "I'm monogamous occasionally but I prefer polygamy and polyandry."
It's hurts my head to imagine The Donald as a sister wife. With Mick. In Paris.