Hillary Clinton, who is working hard to debitchify herself, features on her web page a series of touching videos called "The Hillary I know." For example, Shannon Mallozzi, shot in close-up, recounts this: "She took my hand and she said, 'You are not one mother; I'm a mother too and I want to help you."

Obviously, as the presidential race intensifies and more of this hideous gloop starts oozing out of the campaigns (Mitt: "You are not one robot. I'm a robot too. And I want to help you.") about the only thing that will keep the springs from popping out of our heads is a regular dose of humor.

A helpful antidote is "The Hillary They Know" that purports to show the videos that did not make the cut for Hillary's site. Especially touching is the guy who cut a deal to vote for Hillary if she does his laundry.