How will Ann Coulter take being dumped? A right-wing skank scorned is an terrible thing.

Mitt Romney will shack up with Sen. John McCain (at right — isn't he adorable?) this afternoon. Mitt will release his delegates and ask them to support McCain.

According to the NYTimes' Caucus blog:

Doing an endorsement now, while Mr. Huckabee remains in the race and continues to be a thorn in Mr. McCain’s side, allows Mr. Romney to demonstrate he is a team player for the party and to serve as something of a conservative validator for Mr. McCain, advisers said.

Ann had endorsed Romney and continued to bitterly denounce McCain as a lukewarm conservative after Romney dropped out. She recently said she would support Hillary Clinton before she would line up behind McCain. Ann sayeth: "Always choose a strong conservative from a blue state over a lukewarm conservative from a red state."