Apparently, the Brits never got over their 19th Century Mormon scare. The people who produced such quality pulp entertainment as Trapped by the Mormons, are still suckers for a good polygamy yarn.

Carolyn Jessop, who fled the Warren Jeffs (left) sect, is making the rounds of the United Kingdom doing interviews on her book "Escape." The tabloids just eat up the polygamy accounts, and the latest article is in the Belfast Telegraph, under the headline: 'My husband had five other wives and sex with him was gross.'

"He was a monster and I don't know what sort of relationship we could have had, because there were two generation gaps between us. He was impotent and then his other problem was premature ejaculation. It was really gross. Needless to say, I had a very bad attitude towards sex for ... about 35 years."

At this point, the Telegraph writer may have wondered if she was interviewing a former FLDS wife or the victim of the Loch Ness monster — but that wouldn't be half as good a yarn.