Loose Cannon
As Congress sinks lower and lower in public esteem for being unable to address any of the nation's problems, Chris Cannon, the Pride of Utah, breaks the gridlock.
The 3rd District Congressman, left in apron, is co-sponsoring the “Semper Fi Act.” as a get-back on the city of Berkeley, Calif., which true to its '60s roots, recently declared military recruiters 'uninvited and unwelco
me intruders.'
"If Berkeley can survive without the US military, they can survive without taxpayer dollars," says Cannon, proving he can do something equally witless as Berzerkeley.
Suddenly, businessman John Jacob, who claimed Satan derailed his campaign against Cannon in the last election, looks pretty good. In fact, maybe he was onto something with that Prince of Darkness stuff.
The 3rd District Congressman, left in apron, is co-sponsoring the “Semper Fi Act.” as a get-back on the city of Berkeley, Calif., which true to its '60s roots, recently declared military recruiters 'uninvited and unwelco
me intruders.'
"The First Amendment guarantees the right of the people of 'Berzerkeley' to say foolish things. Contrary to what many in Berkeley seem to think, nothing in the Constitution requires the rest of America to pay for their ignorance."In a press release (Chris sends out more press releases than the rest of the Utah delegation combined), Cannon explains he would transfer "any monies appropriated to the city of Berkeley" to the Marine Corps.
"If Berkeley can survive without the US military, they can survive without taxpayer dollars," says Cannon, proving he can do something equally witless as Berzerkeley.
Suddenly, businessman John Jacob, who claimed Satan derailed his campaign against Cannon in the last election, looks pretty good. In fact, maybe he was onto something with that Prince of Darkness stuff.
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