The Salt Lake Tribune
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
'Luv stuff' in Layton
The DNews reports police raided a Spencer Gifts novelty shop at the Layton Hills Mall, seizing 15 boxes of "sex toys."

"It's based on several complaints we've received over the last year or so," said Layton Police Sgt. Mark Chatlin.

None of the items in the shop are illegal, but the cops say Spencer may have crossed the line by putting products that the New Jersey-based Spencer Gifts markets as "Luv Stuff" out where children could see them. Are they worried about the emotional trauma to the kids or to parents when they have to explain why mommy and daddy would want a "Pole Dancing Kit" ($69) or "Sex Treat" flavored lubricants ($9.99) or, pictured right, the "Love Ring"?

Chatlin said police confiscated "General items in the shapes of genitals."
When was the last time this guy was in a gun store?

3 Comments:

At February 13, 2008 2:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You blew it.

You righteously skewer the ridiculous "bust" of a novelty store and the press attention it's bringing, but can't resist spoiling it with the oft-repeated liberal BS about guns being phallic symbols.

Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, moron.

 
At February 13, 2008 3:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although I don't necessarily agree with the pyscobabble notion that guns=phallus, it is a widely held theory and has been given credibility in the medical profession. Thus said, it is WAY off base to call someone a moron for repeating the theory. Methinks that anonymous may have size/performance issues. Utah's gun freaks need a little shot of humor in their drab little lives.

 
At February 14, 2008 3:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Widely held theory...

Oft-repeated doesn't make it fact, and "given credibility" by the ridiculously anti-gun AMA is even less support. When anti-gun morons quit insulting gun owners, we'll stop calling them morons.

Us gun owners get all the humor we need from you misguided liberal nitwits.

 

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