Admit it, we've all wished for a Movie Cop at one time or another. When you've got the idiot behind you that keeps asking moronic questions, like "Who's that guy?" Or, my favorite, hisses during a thriller, "Something's gonna jump out, I know it."
Where's a State Trooper with a taser when you need one?

This week a federal jury will take up the case of Deputy Skip Curtis.

Curtis was trying to raise his brow by sitting through the movie Troy at a Provo theater. Apparently, he was disturbed by people around him talking during the film.

As the movie's closing credits were rolling, witnesses say the deputy confronted a couple, accusing them of talking throughout the movie. In a classic example of frontier justice, the deputy demanded they pay for his movie ticket.

So far, so good, but then apparently the themes portrayed in Troy took hold — arms were grabbed, chests poked and somebody with the gender of Helen bounced down the stairs. Fortunately, no javelins were handy. Unfortunately, no one claimed the role of sage Nestor.