Enough of politics, Gayle Ruzicka and flesh-eating bacteria! We got real news: Utah's own (temporarily) Kirsten Dunst is in love.

Spider-Man squeeze Dunst is drying out at Sundance's toney Cirque Lodge treatment center and shopping her brains out in Orem. But she made some time to fall head over heels for another inmate, er, patient. The pair are said to be inseparable — literally. The Cirque staff reportedly had to resort to crowbars and WD-40 to break up one face-sucking frenzy.*

According to In Touch Weekly, which has some sort of Spidey Sense that reaches even into Utah:

"The staff have asked the two of them to separate many times. She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes, they often take walks together. He has even phoned his mother and asked her to send Kirsten flowers at the facility from him. He is trying to be as romantic as it is possible to be in rehab."

Careful, Ki-Ki, remember Lindsay Lohan's tragic trysts at the Cirque. The Parent Trap star started dating snowboarder Riley Giles during their rehab last year.

Riley later went public with the intimate details of sex with Lindsay.

*I made that up.