Salt Lake City Weekly's Ted McDonough has a juicy story on Salt Lake County District Attorney Lohra Miller.

Last November, you'll recall, Miller complained that neighbors' allegations she ran businesses out of her home in a upper-crust South Jordan development and hosted raucous late-night parties that involved teen drinking were "lies." She asked Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff to investigate the allegations and he "found no basis for criminal charges."

But McDonough has followed up with neighbors and a private investigator who say that while the Miller household's activities may not rise to the level of breaking state law, the incidents were, and still are, common.

Todd Gabler, principal investigator for Rüdiger Investigations in Springville:

In November 2007, Lohra Miller said, ‘None of this is true; just call law enforcement,’ which of course we did. It turns out her statements are false.

We first initiated an investigation at the request of a client. We continued the investigation at Ms. Miller’s public request that she had nothing to hide. … This is not a politically motivated investigation; this is an investigation motivated by a sincere desire for truth and public accounting of public officials.

Paul Murphy, spokesman for the attorney general’s office, explained the discrepancy between what observers reported and what the A.G.'s office found: “We looked only at potential violations of state law.”

Still, according to her neighbors, Miller was a lousy neighbor, a poor parent and, worst, a unrepentant violator of neighborhood covenants. In short, she is guilty of bringing trailer-trash ways to South Jordan's exclusive Ivory Crossing. The details in McDonough's story are priceless.

It would seem the only way justice will be served is to drag Lohra and her neighbors in front of daytime television's Judge Joe Brown.