One thing is for sure, if I am elected, Utah will be one seriously fun place to live.

Wikipedia is run by terrorists.

These are my personal favorites:

It’s too bad that all of the media in Utah are liars and murderers, you just destroyed the greatest computer company of all time. ... All this hatred was created by you. You’re basically angels of Satan. All I can say to the people in Utah is, please pray for all the news people.

If I was a really bad guy do you think any of these news reporters would still be alive? Ask yourself that question. You know you all have the ability to repent because of the grace of God, but you are still alive to do it because of the grace of SUPERDELL.

A Tribune letter writer fondly remembers the Totally Awesome billboard campaign that announced SUPERDELL was "lost," but, unfortunately, he was found again.