The Salt Lake Tribune
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
This could get ugly
"SuperDell" Schanze has kicked off his campaign for governor on his website with his usual gusto.
Fear not, my fundraising events will be worth their ticket if merely for entertainment value to the sceptics:). We are going to have some serious fun in Utah. I'm already working on my first event. I'm looking for acrobatic aircraft, base jumpers, powered skydiving pilots, helicopters, race cars, monster trucks, pyrotechnics and everything wild and imaginitive you can come up with. ...I can assure you nobody will be falling asleep at any of my rallies.
Super Dell ought to give Jon Huntsman a call, besides being a talented keyboardist, Jon can be talked into some totally awesome motorcycle stunts.

2 Comments:

At March 18, 2008 3:59 PM , Anonymous Sterkworks said...

Ugly! Circus-like will be more like it. And it will be free. No ticket prices. Can't wait.

 
At March 19, 2008 8:15 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Motorcycle stunts? I thought that was Mr. Shurtleff.

 

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