The Bicycle Pornography Tour will invade Salt Lake City tonight through Sunday. If you don't know what bike porn is (two-wheeled eroticism might be a better term), go here. Local hosts, however, promise: "most the events we plan on holding... are safe, good clean wholesome bike fun for all."

The SaltCycle blog is asking for volunteers to help pull off some related bike events they describe as "better than the circus":

• Mini Bike Gymkhana — compete in a course on children's bikes.
• Midnight Mass — Critical mass gone midnight and wild.
• Freakbike Workshop — food and choppers, etc.
  
• Tallie Cat — Alley cat race on tall/freak bikes.
• Ubomb — take Trax up to the UofU, then bomb down on bikes.
• Two dozen short films, collectively titled The Pornography of the Bicycle will be show at Point Six Percent Productions, 1130 South Richards St., Friday at 9 p.m.The Salt Lake Activities Group advises: 18 and over only, please.
  

The Bicycle Porn Tour planning is being put together minute-by-minute and info should bubble up here.