Elected eye candy
Finally, a political blog that would thrill Ben Franklin, the MacDaddy of the Founding Fathers.
Elected Hotties allows you to objectify and drool over Utah's elected babes and studs—then vote for your favorites. The blog speaks to Americans who, after all, included the pursuit of happiness as a basic right.
Brandy Grace
Or hottest hunk in Central Utah, Sevier County Attorney Dale Eyre, of whom Elected Hotties notes: "People are committing crimes just to land in court with him."
Elected Hotties allows you to objectify and drool over Utah's elected babes and studs—then vote for your favorites. The blog speaks to Americans who, after all, included the pursuit of happiness as a basic right.
People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice. But we just want to figure out who is hotter.For example:Millard County Auditor Brandy Grace is female Central Utah Elected Hottie. Oh yeah, Brandy, audit me.
Brandy GraceOr hottest hunk in Central Utah, Sevier County Attorney Dale Eyre, of whom Elected Hotties notes: "People are committing crimes just to land in court with him."
When you see Dale walk into the courtroom, you know that his charm and steel-trap legal mind are going to knock your socks off. And you can't take your eyes off of him. But at the end of the hearing, as you're cuffed and led away, he gives you that playful wink to let you know there's no hard feelings, better luck next time, everything's going to be OK.Ain't democracy great!
3 Comments:
That link doesn't work. It links to an earlier blog posting about Buttars.
Mr. Warchol,
You're correct. Ben Franklin would be proud. I wish we had thought of that.
Here's the link for your readers:
Elected Hotties
Sorry for the extra comment, but I forgot to ask who you voted for this week, Mr. Warchol.
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