The Salt Lake Tribune
Friday, April 25, 2008
I'd pay to see that...

An Osmond burlesque? I smell a comeback.

2 Comments:

At April 26, 2008 8:55 AM , Blogger John said...

My contribution from the news section -

Let's see: Vegas - Gambling, prostitution, drugs and female/male strip shows. Entertainers are hired to lure people and their cash to this aptly named Sin City.

The lovlies Donnie and Marie, Mormons in good standing, I assume since the Deseret News boasts of them constantly, are hired to continue that lure.

The Mormon "church" proclaims far and wide that gambling is sinful; prostitution is the road to hell, that drugs are as evil as polygamy. Opps, did I write that?

Great, cutie Donnie and cutie Marie. Bring your clean white smiles and phony Mormon charm to Las Vegas. Convert the unconvertible. Thrive in the naughtiness of America's Sodom and Gomorrah.

God, and Monson, will love you for it. After-all, Monson, not God, gets 10 percent.

 
At April 26, 2008 8:57 AM , Blogger John said...

From my posting on news side:

Let's see: Vegas - Gambling, prostitution, drugs and female/male strip shows. Entertainers are hired to lure people and their cash to this aptly named Sin City.

The lovlies Donnie and Marie, Mormons in good standing, I assume since the Deseret News boasts of them constantly, are hired to continue that lure.

The Mormon "church" proclaims far and wide that gambling is sinful; prostitution is the road to hell, that drugs are as evil as polygamy. Opps, did I write that?

Great, cutie Donnie and cutie Marie. Bring your clean white smiles and phony Mormon charm to Las Vegas. Convert the unconvertible. Thrive in the naughtiness of America's Sodom and Gomorrah.

God, and Monson, will love you for it. After-all, Monson, not God, gets 10 percent.

 

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