The Salt Lake Tribune
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Mascot escapes Utah House

A hideous creature found in the Brigham City pond has wildlife officials baffled.

A Utah Divison of Wildlife Resources agent shuddered:
When we first saw that fish, we thought what in the ….. is that thing?
I'll tell you what it is — a viable Democratic contender for Rob Bishop's congressional seat. Just put it in a sweater and ghost write it a few lame jokes.

1 Comments:

At April 8, 2008 8:31 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This baby (fish) is a dark, ugly thing. Sorry, it was too easy!

 

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