John McCain's chances of being president, much improved by the infighting between Hillary and Barack, have diminished again thanks to Sen. Orrin Hatch.

Orrin wrote, "Together Forever," a campaign song for McCain. Utah's Branson, Mo., wannabe offers lyrics that include:

Hey, John
Say, John
They're gonna hit you hard with
ev'rything they've got.

Hey, John
Come on
They'll be calling you
Everything you're not!

It's even more painful if you actually listen to it. Fortunately, McCain has experience in withstanding extreme torture and graciously thanked Orrin.

Maybe Hatch can talk bud Bono, above, into singing it for John.