Mitt actually has a sense humor
Three months after abandoning his presidential campaign, Mitt proved that if he is a robot, he's got some sharp programmers. The GOP vice presidential hopeful offered this shtick to a group of Washington journalists as the Top Ten reasons he dropped out:
No. 10: There weren't as many Osmonds as he thought.
No. 9: Got tired of the corkscrew landings of his campaign plane while under fire.
No. 8: As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of varmint season.
No. 7: There wasn't room for two Christian leaders in the presidential race.
No. 6: I'd rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.
No. 5: Got tired of wearing a dark suit and tie, and I wanted to kick back in a light colored suit and tie.
No. 4: Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
No. 2: I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
And the No. 1 reason Romney dropped out: His campaign relied on a flawed campaign strategy that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.
No. 10: There weren't as many Osmonds as he thought.
No. 9: Got tired of the corkscrew landings of his campaign plane while under fire.
No. 8: As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of varmint season.
No. 7: There wasn't room for two Christian leaders in the presidential race.
No. 6: I'd rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.
No. 5: Got tired of wearing a dark suit and tie, and I wanted to kick back in a light colored suit and tie.
No. 4: Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
No. 2: I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
And the No. 1 reason Romney dropped out: His campaign relied on a flawed campaign strategy that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.
3 Comments:
The original now has all 10 reasons.
Thank for posting this!
Wait..where is reason #3?
This is great. I have heard about it all day and this is the first place I have been able to track it down. (Love the Osmond photo, too.)
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