The Salt Lake Tribune
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Don't trust your gut, SuperDell
If you need your daily dose of batsh*t loony, check in with SuperDell Schanze, Libertarian* candidate for governor of Utah. According to his latest post:
The top 3 reasons SUPERDELL is by far the best choice for Governor are: Love, Wisdom and Passion!!! The purest form of love & wisdom is the spirit of God. SUPERDELL works so hard to follow the commandments of God so completely that he feels the love and wisdom from God pound through his body like Niagara Falls after a storm....
SuperDell, I think those Niagra Falls gastric god tremors are from the double-bean burrito you had for lunch.

*The Libertarians might have their own ideas.

1 Comments:

At April 10, 2008 8:19 AM , Blogger pr0le said...

PLEASE don't give this guy the attention he so craves. He's not going to win anything and he knows it. This is all to feed his enormous ego. He's about as emotionally developed as a 5 year old child.

 

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