Shurtleff for Anti-Christ
With the help of convenient "confidential sources," the polygamy story gets ever stranger.Attorney General Mark Shurtleff says the FLDS "fasted and prayed" for his death. (Sorry, Mark, I don't think State Farm is going to buy that as the
cause of your Harley crash.)Shurtleff dropped that factoid into a Bar Association panel discussion on the constiutionality of the raid on the FLDS compound near Eldorado, Tex.
Rod Parker, mouthpiece for the FLDS Church and Horatio Caine-look-a-like, right, challeged the AG: Mark, try to come up with facts. You don't know that.
Mark retorted he got the info from a "confidential informant." Hmm, Could it be the same informant, Rozita the Nutbag Prankster, whose bogus phone call may have triggered the raid?
The Bar discussion also revealed that Shurtleff may be the anti-Christ.
We've had a lot of success convincing these closed and secretive societies that they can trust us, that we're not the beast, that I am not the anti-Christ as some believe me to be.Ha, ha. Those crazy polygamists — everyone knows the anti-Christ will be smart and good looking.
Texas officials have still not identified "Sarah," the abused child bride who might turn out just to be good ol' Rozita.
In one of the lamest statements following the raid, a Texas Child Protection Services spokeswoman described "Sarah" as a metaphor for the young women who were being abused and impregnated.
UofU emeritus law professor Ed Firmage, pointed out, duh, that to base the raid, search and removal of children from their families on a metaphor is "stupid and outrageously unconstitutional."
2 Comments:
Ha! They all have it wrong. Those of us who live in Utah know that the true, the one and only anti-Christ...is Chris Buttars.
Sterkworks, you think Chris Buttars is smart & good-looking?! Ew! LOL.
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