The Salt Lake Tribune
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Forecast: A deluge of show tunes
The Spoof reports that Salt Lake City's efforts toward a "Broadway-style theater" took a huge leap forward with a new initiative:
Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker announced in a press conference Monday that beginning November 4, 2008, Salt Lake City will begin importing gay actors from Broadway. The imported homosexuals will provide a foundation for a Broadway-style theater, which Becker intends on bringing to Salt Lake City along with his brother Bill Becker.
I can only assume that Sandy, which is also has dreams of a Broadway-style theater, will make cross dressing a part of its vaunted city employee bonus program.

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