3BR, 2bath, one skull

The owners of a Tooele home in which a human skull was discovered, fear it will hurt their chances of selling. (They probably ought to worry more about the "location, location, location" rule that they violated by living in Tooele.)
Roofers found the skull in the attic and police are trying to figure out who it is and how it got there.
Owner Helen Dupaix sends out this message to potential buyers:
We know there is nothing in the attic now that is old and scary. We don't feel we need to leave because it's freaky or anything. We've liked this house.

3 Comments:
Hey, Glen,
The name is Karen Dupaix, not Helen. However, there was a Helen Stutznegger who lived here for over 60 years before we bought the place. Maybe that's where you got confused.
Keep making derogatory remarks about Tooele. We moved here from Salt Lake City and I believe it's one of Utah's best kept secrets. It really is a charming, wonderful small town. We will sorely miss it after we move.
Oh, and one other thing. It's 5 bedrooms and 1 bath.
Just want to see accuracy.
Karen Dupaix
Mr. Warchol, shame.
We all have skeletons in our closets, er, attics.
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