The Salt Lake Tribune
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Like Sundance and Butch
Thanks to the diligence of The Tribune's Washington, D.C., bureau, I can share the full lyrics of Sen. Orrin Hatch's musical ode to Democratic icon Sen. Ted Kennedy.

When Kennedy underwent a operation for a brain tumor, Hatch wrote the lyrics, saying:
During our time serving in the Senate, a grudging respect for each other has given way to a close personal friendship that transcends politics. For example, we've counseled and consoled each other during hard times.
It brings a tear to the eye that Hatch, a self-righteous conservative Republican and Kennedy, a much-hated liberal, can find a bond as career poltical hacks.

Headed home

Through the darkness We can find a pathway
That will take us half way To the stars.

(Plagarism alert! Isn't it San Francisco where "little cable cars
climb halfway to the stars?")

Through the rain and fog We can find a clear day
Shoo the shadows and doubts away
And touch the legacy that is ours.
Yours and mine
And our children’s For all time.
Just honor him
Honor him
And every fear Will be a thing of the past.
America, America We’re headed home
We’re headed home At last.
Just honor him Honor him
And on the reefs of despair
We shall not crash.
America America We’re sailing home
Sailing home America
America We’re headed home
Headed home
At last.

In case you're wondering, this was written before Hatch took a tumble and bumped his head on the pavement.

9 Comments:

At July 31, 2008 9:06 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glen,

Congrats on winning SPJ's "Bullshitter of the Year" Award. I hear Rolly took it in stride. (Can't win it every year).

Understandably, Walsh is a little peeved, something about SPJ being run by a bunch of white males.

 
At July 31, 2008 9:41 AM , Blogger JuicyUtah said...

Being "self righteous" is a charcter flaw, whereas being "much-hated" is unfortunate. At what point does Hatch become "much-hated" and Kennedy becomes.... say a pompus liberal?

 
At July 31, 2008 10:34 AM , Anonymous jeffjames said...

Ah, yes, now it's time to make fun of Orrin for falling down. HAHA! Cause old people falling and hitting their head is funny until it's your Mom, right Warchol?

Seriously, you are an asshole. I don't even like Orrin, but have some standard for your shoddy attempts at humor, eh?

 
At July 31, 2008 10:57 AM , Blogger The said...

Did Warchol really win "Bullshitter of the Year" or are just making that up?

 
At July 31, 2008 11:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jeffjames, is Orrin your Mom?

 
At July 31, 2008 12:38 PM , Blogger King said...

I often wonder if this Kennedy/Hatch lovefest is real or something our do-nothing senator uses as a crutch, sense no one in heaven or on earth likes him.

You know, rubbing shoulders with a rich, famous man who appeals to every moderate and liberal, taking advantage of a word-of-mouth friendship.

Anyone ever hear of Kennedy bragging about his close, touchy-feely relationship with our fall-down clumsy?

 
At July 31, 2008 5:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is kind of funny/sad how the Hatch-Kennedy lovefest is a one-way street.

 
At August 1, 2008 6:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just had to share ...


Utah Republican Party
July 29, 2008

Dear Republicans:

July is a great month to live in Utah. We enjoy outings with our families, time with our communities, picnics, parades, fireworks, and more. There are also two holidays, the 4th of July and July 24th each with a special meaning that goes beyond two days off work.

As you enjoy the 4th of July and 24th of July, remember there has never been a more important time to rise up, be involved in the political process and lead America through troubled times. Your involvement will create a better future for your children and posterity.

The "I can" Campaign

Let me again thank elected officials at all levels, county parties and private sector donors that have been contributing to the "I can" campaign.

You already know the "I can" campaign is built on a foundation of Republican principles of individual freedom, liberty, and personal responsibility. There are several accomplishments Utah Republicans look to highlight this year including:

·Utah is the best managed state in the country (The Pew Center on the States) - Because our Legislature has used conservative Republican principles of financial management, we have a healthy state budget at a time when many other state budgets are in crisis.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,695273651,00.html

Utah has one of the best economies in America - Most Dynamic Economy (Kauffman 2007 State New Economy Index), #1 Economic Outlook (ALEC- Laffer State Economic Competitiveness Index), #2 Best State for Business (Forbes Magazine), Most Competitive State for Business (Beacon Hill Institute), #3 in America's Top Ten States For Business (CNBC) - Respected Utah economist Jeff Thredgold recently indicated, "Even as it [the US economy] has slowed, however, Utah's economy ranks with the nation's strongest."

Utah's Republican-led Legislature invested over $1 billion in new education funding during the last three years - to put this in a longer term perspective, since fiscal year 2000, total education appropriations have increased more than 73% (6.4% per year) while student enrollment has increased by 15.7% (1.6% per year).

Republicans have initiated unprecedented road and mass transit funding, much of it from existing taxpayer sources - examples include the almost completed Legacy Highway, additional lanes on I-15, work on regional roads and rural projects, authorizations for Front Runner commuter rail and expansions of light rail.

These are all significant successes brought to the people of Utah by Republican leadership in the Legislature and Governor's office.

National Level

One thing most people in America can all see is that the media is having a love fest with Barack Obama. Unfortunately, many people actually rely on the media for information to help them decide how to vote. For instance, The New York Times recently printed an article penned by Obama only to reject one from John McCain because it wasn't enough like Obama's. Additional examples can be found in the following RNC memo:

http://www.utgop.org/UtahGOP/users/13/file/RNC%20Memo.pdf

One way to keep up on the Republican perspective in the Presidential election is to read the press releases that come from the Republican National Committee. Here is a link: http://www.rnc.org/

Mitt Romney is back in the news these days as a viable Vice-Presidential candidate. There is a strong case that Mitt's private sector experience, economic savvy and fundraising prowess are a perfect compliment to John McCain's national security expertise and legislative experience.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/19/us/politics/19romney.html?_r=2&scp=2&sq=mitt%20romney&st=cse&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

Fundraising

I've been told by Party veterans that we are doing a great job at raising money. While I spend a great deal of time talking to people about contributing to our Party, it is those who donate who deserve the credit. They respond with support for the principles and values that Republicans stand for as articulated in our platform. Hundreds of donors have given during the last year. It is inspiring to know that so many people are willing to sacrifice a bit for the cause of good government.

Golf Event

The GOPen annual golf event will be held Friday August 1 at Thanksgiving Point with over 50 legislators expected to join us. We have sold all 36 $1,500 foursomes.

A Lighter Moment

For years, pro-life Republicans have been told that we shouldn't call Democrats pro-abortion, instead they prefer pro-choice. In a recent Republican/Democrat debate I used the phrase pro-choice to describe Democrats and my opponent took exception to the description. I commented that if we can't use pro-abortion or pro-choice, what should we use? I didn't get much of an answer.

After trying to figure out whether Democrats are pro-abortion or pro-choice, I received my biggest applause line of the day when I suggested that Republicans are pro-choice. There was silence in the room because everyone there knew we are pro-life. I told them that we just believe that the choice is made at time of conception and from that time on, we are on the side of defending the unborn.

Democrat Strategy

Democrats have a problem. Utah government is viewed as a model of effective government for the rest of the country. Republicans are able to claim credit for this success with veto proof majorities, making it very difficult for Democrats to make a case for change. Instead, they have tried to make the case that Republicans aren't living up to our high standards of integrity and decency by making gossip, rumor and innuendo the standard news stories of the day. Make no mistake; the hue and cry that Republicans are disreputable is a bid for the hearts and minds of the people of Utah. It is also pure baloney. Republicans stand for morality and integrity in government and the easiest way to undermine our candidates is by taking an isolated incident or two and smearing all elected officials.

Democrats succeeded with this strategy at the national level in 2006, using extremist groups like Moveon.org to make an isolated incident (Mark Foley) and an unethical lobbyist (Jack Abrahamoff) symbols of Republican misdeeds. The mainstream press followed along. Gary Bauer paints Democrat 'suppress the turnout' strategy this way in the following article: "Their plan was simple: Convince ethics-minded voters that Republicans are, well, devoid of ethics".

http://www.weeklystandard.com/content/public/articles/000/000/012/865oibwn.asp

Fred Barnes, a national pundit has an interesting article in the Weekly Standard on a similar strategy Democrats used in Colorado to gain control over the House and Senate and Governorship in 2006. Regardless of whether they were true or newsworthy, make accusation after accusation until the mainstream media feel pressured to report it.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/015/316nfdzw.asp?pg=2

Does any of this sound familiar? It's happening here right now. We cannot let Democrats and even a few Republicans who have bought into this propaganda succeed with this same strategy in Utah. With our children's future at stake, the price is too high. Many commentators have suggested that Barack Obama is the most liberal Democrat to run for President since George McGovern in 1972. The truth must be told.

No matter how much Utah Democrats try to sound like Republicans, they are a part of the Obama bandwagon just like they were foot soldiers for John Kerry, Al Gore and Bill Clinton. Here in Utah, Democrats seek to cover up their Party's real agenda by claiming to be socially conservative, but fiscally moderate. Instead of calling themselves liberal, they call themselves progressive. All that rhetoric means is that taxes will increase, government spending will rise, and our economic prosperity will be at risk. Our commitment is to the Republican cause of equal opportunity, not equal outcome; of self-reliance, not entitlement; of protecting God-given rights, not the redistribution of wealth. It is time to work hard to get Republican candidates elected.

Odds and Ends

Since the primaries we have been training our Republican candidates on how to run campaigns. Over 40 Republican candidates have participated in the training sessions.

Our Utah delegation is getting ready to attend the National Convention in Minneapolis this year. The planning logistics for about 200 people is difficult. We have a dedicated group of volunteers helping us get ready. Governor Huntsman, Attorney General Shurtleff, Senator Hatch, Senator Bennett, Congressman Bishop and Jason Chaffetz are all sponsoring events for the delegation.

Some may wonder why we are voting for Mitt Romney for President on the first ballot at the convention when John McCain is the Republican Party nominee this year. Our long standing rules are "winner take all" meaning that the candidate who gets the highest vote total in Utah wins our 36 delegates. Mitt received over 90% of the vote. Even though Mitt dropped out of the race and sent our Party a written request to give our delegates to John McCain, any change to our rules could result in our delegates being challenged at the national convention. It may come up before the State Central Committee and they will evaluate what should be done, if anything.

Thank you to all of you who made suggestions and comments on the State Convention in response to my last Chairman's letter. They were very helpful and will be considered as we plan for future conventions.

Let us invest our time, talents and resources to educate friends and neighbors that timeless, traditional values are never out of style. Constitutional principles that protect life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness can be as relevant today as they were over 200 years ago. That is what Republicans stand for. That is what has made Utah a model state in this great nation. That is why we need to work to see our fellow Republicans elected in November.

Best Regards,

Stan Lockhart
Utah Republican Party Chairman

 
At August 1, 2008 9:11 PM , Blogger The said...

Good job, Stan. Very well written.

 

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