The Salt Lake Tribune
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Things that go bump in the night
Erin Alberty, the Trib's go-to reporter for weird crime news, reports on a knucklehead accused of running over his estranged wife after an argument. Officers reported that the 46-year-old man told them:
I kinda thought I had something under my car. . . . It felt like I went over something. . . . Did I run over my wife?
The man was concerned enough by the thump that he stopped to check his tires. Nope, no problem there.

I predict Gov. Jon Huntsman will paraphrase the above doofus when he is re-elected in November.
It felt like I went over something. . . . Did I run over Bob Springmeyer?

posted by gwarchol @ 2:12 PM |

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