What's not to like?
You've probably never heard of him and will soon forget him, but the Constitutional Party's Chuck Baldwin is the presidential candidate Utah County has always dreamed of.Forget Mitt—Baldwin, a Baptist shaman, promises to:
- Outlaw any and all abortion.
- Abolish IRS and federal income tax.
- Not only roll back No Child Left Behind, but abolish the Education Department.
- End illegal immigration by throwing employers who hire illegals in the slammer.
- "Stop the New World Order the day I get into office."
Of course, Baldwin would also pass stiff tariffs to fund government and make us all wear our underwear on the outside of our clothes. But at least we won't have to learn Esperanto and commute in black helicopters.
I wonder how he feels about gay marriage?
3 Comments:
The Constitution Party is a thinly veiled front for Dominionism. They want a theology based on their version of Christianity.
No thanks.
...er, I meant theocracy. :)
The Democratic Party is a thinly veiled from for Communism, through overbearing socialism.
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