Church Friends Facebook?
A juicy rumor crisscrossing the net that the LDS Church's family history wing is negotiating to buy Facebook has been put to rest or, at least, denied. Church spokesman Lyman Kirkland says: This rumor has no foundation whatsoever.But the excitement lasted long enough for some wags to explore how LDS ownership might change Facebook, including:
Missionary visits
You won’t be able to hide from the missionary ads, complete with door bell sound and well dressed missionary.
You’ve got LDS Facebook Mail
It’s not spam — it’s part of the legitimate missionary outreach from the LDS. Every day is a new passage from the book of Mormon.
A man and a man shall not use FacebookAny hint of homosexuality becomes a breach of the revised LDS Facebook TOS, however you will be allowed to keep your account if you dedicate the rest of your life to overcoming your ungodly urges.
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Good work. I lol'd.
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