Gawk this!
It's a bummer week for Salt Lake City, or the Capital City, as boosters like to call it. SLC's evil metro-twin Provo-Orem just got a big pat on the back for being tops in job creation in the nation, according to an index released by an economic think tank.
Then Gawker piles on, reporting on MTV's The Real World's hottest reality show monkey:
Talk about the media elite! Had the East Coast liberals at Gawker bothered to get off their butts and interview a gull, a grebe or, even a curlew — they would have learned the GSL happens to be home to millions of native species, shorebirds, and waterfowl, including the largest staging population of Wilson's Phalarope in the world! And, yes, those tasty brine shrimp and our celebrated "lake stink."
By the way, an alleged photo of "Elder Chet":
Then Gawker piles on, reporting on MTV's The Real World's hottest reality show monkey:
His name is Chet and he is Mormon and, though he's engaged to a young lady back home in Salt Lake City (a city name that celebrates a barren nothingness of a lake whose only inhabitants are brine shrimp and brine flies), the producers want him to get laid. Because he's a virgin!
Talk about the media elite! Had the East Coast liberals at Gawker bothered to get off their butts and interview a gull, a grebe or, even a curlew — they would have learned the GSL happens to be home to millions of native species, shorebirds, and waterfowl, including the largest staging population of Wilson's Phalarope in the world! And, yes, those tasty brine shrimp and our celebrated "lake stink."

By the way, an alleged photo of "Elder Chet":


3 Comments:
Along with hoping to get a Mormon laid, they should also try to entice a vegetarian to eat meat, seduce Al Gore to buy a SUV, and hold down a Jehovah's Witness and enforce a blood transfusion....all in the name of getting people to go against their personal beliefs. Good Lord, society is so f'ed up it's unbelievable.
Talk about disrespectful, to both the fiancee and the viewers. so it's ok for guys to cheat on their gfs as long as it's videotaped for public approval? i don't have much hope for a wedding in his future.
Why would this guy even be on this kind of a show? Of course they are going to be disrespectful towards him and his values, it's freekin' MTV trash reality television! He wouldn't have agreed to be on the show if he didn't expect something to be offensive.
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