The Salt Lake Tribune
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
We Got Ours School District
The PR agency Love Communications is running a contest:
NEW SCHOOL DISTRICT NEEDS A NEW NAME.
A special prize will be given to the finalist of a naming contest for the new school district in southeast Salt Lake Valley. . . .
The "new" district is, of course, the breakaway eastern part of the Jordan School District, including Sandy, Cottonwood Heights and Alta, that split because its demographically older, richer constituents don't want to pay to educate the teeming school-aged hordes to the west.

If you'd like to join the fun contest of making up a name for the controversial district, you have until Sept. 26.

To prime the pump, here are some more suggestions:

Not My Problem S.D.

We're Outta Here S.D.


Or the minimalist, but catchy: Jordan Lite

2 Comments:

At September 3, 2008 12:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Jordan Lite. Tastes better. Less b.s.

 
At September 3, 2008 12:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our s*** don't stink school district or
OSDSSD for short

 

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