The Salt Lake Tribune
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thick as senators . . .
Orrin sings Ted Stevens' praises

Hey, Sen. Hatch! We didn't expect you to out-and-out snitch on Alaskan Senator, and all-around-crumb bum, Ted Stevens—but you did you have to go totally over the top and gush out rubbish like he's a "Lion of the Senate?"

What the hell does Stevens have on Orrin that he would not only vouch for Stevens' honesty during his trial on federal corruption charges — but call him a "hero?" Maybe Stevens supplies nutritional-supplement junkie Orrin with monkey pituitary glands from Kamchatka.

Still, Orrin, you might have used a better choice of words than:
If Ted Stevens tells you something you can go to the bank on it.
Stevens is charged with filing a false Senate financial disclosure, failing to report more than $250,000 in home renovations paid for by a "friend."

2 Comments:

At October 14, 2008 3:28 PM , Blogger Georgia said...

Orrin Hatch is nuts. Someone please tell me what legislation he has proposed that would help the people - not business, but people - of Utah. The man has never held a decent job and was a carpetbagger when he first ran for office.

He's a BS artist, a true idiot.

Remember the Anita Hill hearing? He pulled the pubic hair thing when he probably really knew she was telling the truth.

He's a liar and an incompetent loudmouth. He thinks Kennedy is his best friend. Ever hear or read about Kennedy saying he considers Hatch to be his friend?

Hatch is re-elected time and again because he belongs to the Mormon "church." The sheep keep returning him to office, thinking it's god's will.

God, what a putz!

 
At October 14, 2008 4:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Georgia,

God is not putz.

Glen,

I didn't know there were monkeys in Kamchatka.

Hatch and Stevens are probably voucher supporters. That means they are guilty.

 

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