Git your guns!
Inspired gun salesmen in the area have managed to trigger a run on what #%&! liberals like to call "assault weapons." (We hillbillies prefer the term "fun machines.")Barack Obama, they are shrieking, is going to ban these popular military-type weapons or at least outlaw large "family sized" magazines.
Detroit should hire gun runner James Bunten to sell SUVs, he'd have Chrysler out of bankruptcy in no time:
For customers out there thinking about getting one of these guns, don't think. At least put money down on it now to get a place in very long line.All the noise is because Obama's campaign website slanders our manly munitions:
Such weapons belong on foreign battlefields and not on our streets.Hey, Hope Guy and Pelosi — leave the collectors, fondlers and shooters of SKSs, AKs and other pieces of "living history*" alone. There's already so many in circulation banning is futile. Just stay focused on fixing health insurance and the economy.
To you guys who have been losing your water saying, "The Democrats'll take our guns" — I say relax. The true threat to your personal arsenals was Bush, Cheney and Orrin and their hysterical "homeland security" laws. And, unless you start running around in the street with your weapons, those bozos won't have an excuse to declare martial law and stay in office.
*Amazing isn't it how much business right-wingers give Red Chinese Army's Norinco Industries:
4 Comments:
Looks like Glen is distorting the facts again.
Glen says the gun shop owners are driving the gun-buying binge, but it's pretty obvious the buyers are driving the buying binge.
Of course the gun owners are driving the binge. When Obama wins, they want to cling to even more guns.
I can't believe Glen missed that angle.
No, its git yer guns.
who is the imbecile in the video and a. why is he firing across a road. and b. why is he wasting ammo firing from the hip????
im that guy.
a.It is a private road with no-one around for over 50 miles. There is a hill into which I am shooting with tons of trees.
b.cause its fun
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