The Salt Lake Tribune
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
'You gotta be kidding'
Even in a 70's sit-com this would be too ridiculous to fly.

Two golfers chased down a would-be bandit in their golf cart after he tried to rob a pro shop at knife point. The man had a pair of jockey shorts pulled over his head as a mask. Not exactly Zorro.

When the 48-year-old robber entered the pro shop at Golf in the Round and demanded money, the clerk, lacking the proper respect, said:

You gotta be kidding.
To add injury to insult, the bandit's knife blade broke off in a scuffle with the clerk and he fled (no report on whether he had a bucket stuck on one of his feet).

Two intrepid golfers responded to the age-old cry of "Follow that dude with underwear on his head!"

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