Two Mormon missionaries stationed in British Columbia found a set of sasquatch footprints outside their cabin.According to Houston* (B.C.) Today, Tyler Beck and Brad Blazzard (hometowns not given, so we assume Alpine, Utah) had been prosthelytizing in the area for seven months when they discovered the 20-inch footprints. Sayeth Elder Beck:
The first thing we thought was that someone was playing a trick on us. But we don't know anyone our age who would do that and our house in on the southside, so pretty much in the middle of nowhere."
I have to rule a hoax out. First, Canadians have no sense of humor and elders cannot lie, plus they are trained to be highly skeptical of hard-to-swallow yarns. Thus, I can only think of a couple of things that might explain the elders' find:
A. A troubling variation on the beloved Three Nephites myth.
B. The president of the church's new Yeti mission stopped by for a chat.
C. Sister LaDonna of LaVerkin and Sister Brunhilda, Midway, posted in nearby Buck Flats, still haven't gotten the knack to wearing shoes.
D. Elders Beck and Blazzard desperately need a convert.
Hat tip: Voice of the Deseret
*Fun fact: Houston, B.C., the "World Steelhead Capital," also is the home of the world's largest fly rod!

3 Comments:
I think it's probably everyone's favorite vagabond, Cain. BTW, I'm LDS, but I also have a sense of humor.
I'd say cabin fever or maybe they're lying for god. That's legal, you know.
Maybe a bit of both. With the cold setting in with snow and winter creatures on the prowl, and facing a shortage of Jack Daniels, they decided to concoct this fable to be re-assigned to Zion and the protection provided by anyone and everything lds. Zion, where god speaks through Buttars and other obnoxious idiots.
But what happens when their little trick is exposed as a hoax? Kids having fun for god?
The "church" finds this as another embarrassment now.
Can't wait to hear what Tommy M. has to say.
Let's see... how do we make fun of Mormons today?
Everyone knows it's Cain, duh?
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