TGIO '08: Sects and the City
In faraway Eldorado, Tex., lawmen raided Yearning for Zion ranch of the polygamous FLDS sect. To the everlasting annoyance of the Utah-based mainstream LDS Mormons — no one in the international media seems to be able to differentiate between LDS and FLDS. (Hint: One no longer practices polygamy in this plane of existence.)In the midst of this image catastrophe, an otherwise omniscient Heavenly Father removes the media & PR-super savvy Gordon B. Hinckley as LDS church president and prophet.
With its profile flying high, if bruised, after Mitt Romney's unsuccessful presidential run and the FLDS fiasco in Texas, the LDS church, under new President Thomas Monson, joins Catholics and other conservative Christians to successfully push Proposition 8 that bans gay marriage in California. Gay rights activists everywhere are enraged, but almost exclusively at the LDS.
"Thank God It's Over '08" to be continued . . .
1 Comments:
I for one can differentiate between the FLDS and the LDS although I am neither but just a simple Lutheran from Texas that has followed the story from the beginning and intend to follow it to the end, which I hope will include convictions of at least some of the so-called men that have been indicted.
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