A University of Utah hantavirus study should intrigue Utah's Eagle Forum.

U biologists discovered which rodents are most likely to spread the deadly respiratory disease by applying fluorescent powder to deer mice. Then, the researchers used black lights to examine the genitalia and other erogenous areas of the mice for tale-tell signs of who was pleasuring whom. The somewhat erotic results were published in the British science journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

What the U scientists have been mum about is that the method could be applied to teens. No more taking your teen's vows of abstinence on faith — you'll know.