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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Jazz-nesia
Who am I?
The Onion offers this headline:

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves

The Onion quotes Utah forward Paul Millsap as he studies a picture of Jazz forward Paul Millsap.
Wait, who the hell is that guy? I seem to remember the Jazz playing pretty well for the past few seasons, and they always have a bunch more white guys than other teams, but I don't know any of their names or what they do.

Special note for Utah County readers: The Onion is a satirical newspaper, meaning its stories are humorous and often not entirely true.
posted by gwarchol @ 11:46 AM |

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