If you believe KTVX ABC 4 News (and I always do), the latest evidence of the gay-lesbian conspiracy to toppled civilization is a plot to put a statue of San Francisco gay activist/politician Harvey Milk on the lawn of the Utah Capitol.

Roger Carrier, an attendee at last weekend's [Sen. Chris] Buttars-Palooza event, told ABC 4:

When I heard Senator Buttars' comments, I was disgusted and appalled. I thought [Milk's statue] would help restore the reputation of the state of Utah that has been dragged through the sewer by Senator Buttars.

Carrier says he will even contribute $100 towards the statue, if somebody thinks they can make it happen.

Before you say, "That's Bologna, Crawler. Harvey's legacy was in California, not Utah — why would we even consider his statue here!" may I remind you that we have long had a statue of a Massachusetts Indian on the Capitol lawn, despite having several perfectly good tribes of our own.

Once you open the door to putting just anybody's statue in front of the Capitol (or legalize civil unions) — anything goes.