What's next, a Ruzicka martini?
The folks in SLC's "gayborhood" have come up with imaginative way to protest arch-enemy Sen. Chris Buttars. Barristas at Cafe Marmalade, 361 N. 300 West, have created the "Chris Buttarscotch," a coffee drink that is nearly as grotesque as its namesake's pronouncements on "pig sex."Here are the ingredients:
EspressoBarrista Li Noland tells me the Chris Buttarscotch (like the man himself) makes some peoples' heads spin.
Mocha
Chia
Vanilla (of course)
White (of course) chocolate
Pistachio flavoring (presumably symbolic of green people, the only group Buttars has yet to offend.)
Butterscotch flavoring
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reminds me of the drinks we had as we watched big love.
the warren jeffeweizen (which is really just henry weinhardt's hefeweizen with an amazing label, which reads, "a righteous blend of well-aged malt and nubile young hops sealed for time and all eternity. Brethren approved for compound consumption."
The other: The Sherry Dew, Vodka, Mt. Dew, and 3 maraschino cherries. It'll keep women bound to the house, that's for sure.
New plans for the Word of Wisdom, which probably has similarities to the Ruzicka (though with less homophobia, obvs.) Which is basically a vodka martini, with a splash of kahlua and a cigarette garnish.
Please feel free to use these at your next LDS themed cocktail party.
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