The Salt Lake Tribune
Monday, May 11, 2009
A decent Mrs. Utah

Mrs. Utah United States wants to promote "decency" in all its splendor and vagueness. Newly crowned Mrs. Utah Karmel Larson has even begun a "decency tour:
It's about upholding the moral standards of society, which is also up to interpretation. How I define 'decency' is promoting anything that promotes strong family values or speaking out against profanity, violence, indecency, pornography. Anything in the media that pulls down society's values is what I want to speak out against."
Larson has set decency goals:
  • Community leaders "will learn how to declare decency."
  • Schools throughout the state will celebrate White Ribbons Against Pornography week.
  • City councils will adopt community-standards resolutions.
  • People individually will stop talking about fostering decency and do something.
And, yes, Mrs. Utah frightens me very much.

14 Comments:

At May 11, 2009 9:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, it figures that decency would frighten you.

 
At May 11, 2009 9:29 AM , Anonymous Mike Tyson said...

Glen "the porno king" Warchol frightened by a chick? Grow a pair homo!

 
At May 11, 2009 9:30 AM , Blogger Rebecca Sherman said...

forget decency. What about that terrifying crown?

 
At May 11, 2009 11:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is your thoughts about having
undocumented immigrants ruining this country.

 
At May 11, 2009 11:40 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with you Glen....scary.

 
At May 11, 2009 1:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Mrs. Utah were...

- against enhanced interrogations
- dissin' Republicans
- promoting same-sex marriage
- mocking Mormons

The Crawler would be worshipping her Cubic zirconia tiara.

But, coming out against pornography and being in general favor of common decency earns Mrs. Utah the disdain of the Salt Lake Tribune

 
At May 11, 2009 1:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does she look like a drag queen?

 
At May 11, 2009 2:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I wonder what she has hiding in her closet... besides her drag queen outfits.

And to all your Glen hatters.. why do you keep reading? I wonder if it is so bad that people don't agree with everything you have to say? Most of us call it a learning experience.

 
At May 11, 2009 5:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of touchy people with no life waiting for Glen's comments so they can hate them. Perhaps Hannity didn't get them their fix of hate today.

 
At May 11, 2009 6:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Glen and all, but come on. Scary? Really? Because of being in favor of decency? Are you trying to say something about yourself? I'm genuinely confused, I'm not real sure what you're scared of, this needs to be clarified

 
At May 11, 2009 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she compete in the swimsuit competition?
Does that count for porn?

 
At May 11, 2009 9:03 PM , Anonymous Ron said...

Yeah nothing says decency more than a tight white sequined dress, bleached teeth, and a boob job...

 
At May 12, 2009 5:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy, here come the decency police. And, sorry, but that is a scary picture.

 
At May 12, 2009 5:30 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone but me have a problem with someone telling you what family values, profanity, pornography, and decency are?

 

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