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  • Wednesday, April 30, 2008
    Shurtleff for polygamy czar?
    Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid phoned Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff today to "kiss and make up," following Reid's attack on Utah and Arizona law enforcement for failing to take action against polygamous groups.

    In a KUER Radio West interview, Reid praised Texas' raid on the FLDS compound in Eldorado — saying it is what Utah and Arizona have failed to do for decades. Reid, a Nevada Democrat and LDS Church member, criticized Utah and Arizona law enforcement for cowering before the polygamists' political clout.

    Republican Shurtleff and Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard, a Democrat, were outraged and immediately fired back, saying Reid did not know what he was talking about.

    This morning Reid called the ruffled AGs to set up a meeting between them and the U.S. Justice Department. Says Shurtleff:
    He called to say, 'Let's kiss and make up. We have the same goal and that's to get more federal involvement.
    The men discussed creating a federal task force to investigate polygamous sects.

    Federal scrutiny of polygamists could be coming from another quarter as well, as Rep. Kay Granger, R-Tex., presses the U.S. House Armed Services Committee to look into a $1.2 million federal contract awarded to an FLDS-controlled company.

    The WE tv cable channel will air an episode of "Secret Lives of Women" series, profiling women who escaped from the FLDS sect. The Chicago Tribune's TV critic says this about the documentary:
    This is one case in which the facts may be even scarier and more dramatic than what’s been conveyed in the mainstream media coverage of the FLDS affair.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:04 PM | 5 Comments
    Someone's gotta do it
    Is there a sports fan out there who doesn't dream of being a columnist? Get paid a buttload of money just to do what you would do for free — watch sports. Then, get paid more to be a blowhard! Another service most sports fans provide gratis.

    Speaking of, The Salt Lake Tribune received a curious letter this week meant for DNews lifer columnist Lee Benson. An owner at the Skybox Sports Grille apparently thinks Benson works for the Tribune. And — Hello! — a $50 gift card fell out of the envelope.

    Calling on my investigative skills (and violating everything sacred), I read the letter:
    Dear Lee,

    It's been about a year since you wrote a complimentary article about the SkyBox Sports Grille and basketball fever in Salt Lake City and particularly at the Gateway.

    We did appreciate the article you wrote and want to invite you back to check out the atmosphere a year later during the NBA Playoffs. We do not expect another article to appear in The Tribune but hope your experience matches favorably with last year's experience. ...
    Huh? I pulled up Benson's complimentary column from May 17, 2007, titled: "Jazz, burgers sizzling at the Sky Box."
    ... Granted, the Sky Box is not EnergySolutions Arena, although you can see -- and hear -- the home of the Jazz, since it's right across the street.

    With 70 TVs hanging from the beams and in the bathrooms it's the next best thing to being there. Plus there's instant replay.

    A lot of Jazz fans have figured this out, much to the delight of Tiffany Price, the Sky Box's manager, who sums up the prevailing playoff mood in five words:

    "This has been like insane."

    Insane in a good way.

    Benson tells me that the owners of the SkyBox (who for some reason never launched a "SkyBox: Insane in a Good Way" ad campaign) are probably hoping he'll repeat last year's performance. As for the$50 in swag: "Our ethics policy is strict and doesn't allow soliciting or taking gifts of that nature."

    My favorite part of Benson's ode to a sports bar is that he never mentions the words, "beer" or "alcohol" or "bar."
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:00 AM | 0 Comments
    Hannah's hubba-hubba hubbub
    Just guessing here, but Miley Cyrus's recent screen test in the R-rated entertainment realm will only increase the value of scalped Stadium of Fire tickets.

    Hannah Montana's exploiters used a Vanity Fair photo shoot to begin the 15-year-old star's transition into a really hot product.

    But Brad Pelo, producer of Freedom Festival in Provo, who says he hasn't seen the Vanity Fair photos, promises Stadium of Fire will remain family-friendly:
    There seems to be some buzz about the pictures, but it won't impact the way the show's produced.
    What, no wardrobe malfunctions?
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:28 AM | 1 Comments
    WMD hobbyists
    I know there's a perfectly mundane reason why the LDS Church was paying the rent for "Ricin Roger" who was lying ill in a hotel room along with vials of a deadly bio-toxin and guns with silencers.

    Roger Von Bergendorff faces federal charges of possessing biological toxins.

    His cousin, Thomas Tholen, suspected Roger was puttering about making ricin in Tholen's Riverton basement and threw him out. But Tholen, right, who also faces charges, didn't report it to the police because of the guns, a detonator cord and blasting caps that also were laying around. Tholen's bishop sent him to Vegas, where he found Bergendorff deathly ill.


    Holy Hofmann! Why is it the LDS Church regularly finds itself embarrassed by links to mysterious bombers, forgers, makers of weapons of mass destruction and all-purpose nutcases?
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:11 AM | 1 Comments
    There be plunder in Sandy
    Sandy City Council is going to take "a closer look" at a program that has funneled 20 percent of the city's bonuses to a dozen top leaders. For instance, Chief Administrative Officer Byron Jorgenson, who earns an annual salary of $151,000, has won $50,500 in after-tax bonuses the past five years, including $12,500 this year.

    Sandy City kept details of the bonus program hidden until forced by court order - after a four-year legal battle - to cough them up. Now we know why Mayor Tom Dolan, left, is smiling.

    Councilman Bryant Anderson said Monday:
    We will definitely have to take a closer look at the bonus plan in context with the whole compensation package for all the city employees.

    Ya think?
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:37 AM | 1 Comments
    MoTabs go Vegas!
    First, we learn that Donnie and Marie Osmond are preparing a Sin City music review at the Flamingo in September.

    Then, this week, the LDS Church announces the Osmonds will be performing on Pioneer Day with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

    Smells like a dress rehearsal to me!

    I can see it on the Flamingo Marquee: "Donnie, Marie and God's Choir."


    The Chippendales will get top billing, of course.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:19 AM | 1 Comments
    Tuesday, April 29, 2008
    Cowboys and Canadians
    Almost two-thirds of Canadians in a recent poll think FLDS members in a British Columbia FLDS colony should be prosecuted for polygamy.

    B.C.'s Attorney General Wally Oppal agrees, but can't seem to motivate his own prosecutors, lightweights who think Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which protects religious freedom, could undermine any polygamy cases. Only 19 per cent of Canadians would agree the charter protects the polygamists.

    Oppal says he'll decide "soon" what to do about the polygamous community of Bountiful. It may be up to the B.C. Court of Appeal to decide whether Canada’s anti-polygamy laws could endure a court challenge. Says Oppal:

    There’s been no shortage of advice, gratuitous advice, from across the country, with law professors writing in and other people asking why we haven’t gone ahead. There’s a small matter of witnesses. There are none.

    Bountiful's polygamous chieftain, Winston Blackmore, who has more wives than most men have neckties, told reporters:

    I understand that Wally Oppal has selected a couple of the best legal minds in the country to give him an opinion. And if he was wise, I think that he would just follow their opinion. But I’m not Wally Oppal.

    In the photo above of Winston Blackmore and a small part of his thermonuclear family, it's obvious that Canadian FLDS have a different fashion sense than Texan FLDS. And the baby has a Canada blanket! Somehow, the Bountiful FLDS don't seem so "other" as the Texas bunch — in fact, they look downright Baptist (or at least like extras for "Big Love").
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:38 AM | 0 Comments
    Black and white — and blue all over.
    If you want a glimpse of the troubled world of newspapers, including the Tribune, read Paul Beebe's article in the Trib. The daily circulation at the Trib and the LDS Church-owned Deseret News has fallen, right along with most papers nationwide, as the Internet matures as an information source.
    • The Salt Lake Tribune's daily circulation down 5.1 percent, to 121,699. Sunday circulation down 4 percent, to 143,296.
    • D-News: down 1.6 percent daily, to 73,817. Sunday down 3.2 percent, to 77,488.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:29 AM | 2 Comments
    A Valentine for Buttars
    State Sen. Chris Buttars' political Tourettes must be contagious. Now, he's got Utah Bar officials doing it.

    Buttars, who is fighting for his political life, in large part because he has blurted out such memorable quips as "This baby is black,... . It's a dark, ugly thing," still apparently has powerful friends working to keep him in office. At the top of his BFF list is Senate President John Valentine, the man who would be governor.

    According to the Tribune's Robert Gehrke,
    quoting the jabberings of the Bar Commission's Scott Sabey, the folks behind the curtain run things like this:
    Valentine said he had "taken a political hit'' for stripping Buttars of his chairmanship in February, after the senator wrote a letter chastising a judge for a ruling against a friend and political ally.

    The Senate president feared he could lose his leadership spot if he kicked Buttars off the committee, Sabey told the panel chaired by Supreme Court Justice Christine Durham and responsible for making policy for the judiciary.

    Valentine feared that Sen. Mike Waddoups, R-Taylorsville, could beat him in a leadership election later this year if Valentine suffered any more political damage.

    The bar association preferred to keep Valentine as Senate president, and was willing to give Valentine a pass on his prior commitment.
    How did the Trib get this amazing exchange, you ask? A whistleblower? A leaked document? No. Two Trib editors happened to be attending the Judicial Council meeting (the media almost never covers the meetings) on another matter when Sabey decided to expose the Senate president's soiled undies.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:54 AM | 0 Comments
    Monday, April 28, 2008
    The Big Letdown
    QSaltLake reports leaders of the gay Mormon group Affirmation are "cautiously optimistic" about their Aug. 8 meeting with LDS Church representatives. New LDS President Thomas Monson, right, says it's OK to talk to gays to "appropriately understand" their points of view.

    Affirmation's director Olin Thomas says:
    It may be nothing more than a public relations gesture, or it might be the start of something serious, so we want to come prepared. This is not just a casual meeting.
    Duane Jennings, a Affirmation Utah co-chair, wants a discussion item to be what the church can do to stop gay suicides and drug abuse that result from the church's rejection. He also would like to open talks on allowing gays and lesbians at Brigham Young University to date, without fear of excommunication, as long as they abstain from sex.

    Like that'll happen.

    Thomas says not all Affirmation members support the meeting because they see it as an attempt to get a revelation that "it's OK to be gay and in the church."
    We want [LDS leaders] to be aware of the harm and hurt in families when a child feels they have to hide stuff about themselves or leave their church and their family even, because they can't be accepted.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:30 PM | 0 Comments
    Cruel and unusual in Utah
    The U.S. Supreme Court has concluded that Kentucky’s method of execution by lethal injection does not violate the Constitution's prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment. The majority opinion is based largely on an 1890 ruling that defines cruel as punishments that “involve torture or a lingering death.”

    But Death Penalty News argues that cruel is in the eye of the beholder or, at least, victim. The 1890 ruling is based in part on a 1879 Utah case that ended in a firing squad. Wallace Wilkerson lost his appeal to the Supremes and went before a firing squad in a jail yard. Prison authorities allowed Wally to decline a blindfold, which would turn out to be a mistake.

    When the command to fire was given, Wilkerson flinched in anticipation of the bullets. A combination of that and some amazingly poor marksmanship resulted in the bullets riddling his arm and torso, but completely missing his ticker.

    The unblindfolded Wilkerson looked up and shrieked:
    My God! My God! They have missed!
    It took nearly a half an hour for him to bleed to death in front of witnesses, including a doctor. But Wilkerson never complained that it was cruel.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:00 PM | 1 Comments
    Good ol' GreedTown

    TRAX has been completed from the EnergySolutions Arena stop, past Gateway, to funky Old GreekTown, which has developers salivating over gentrification schemes. UTA, of course had to update all schedules and maps to chronicle the progress.

    A Tribune colleague caught this typo, above, on the way to work. It's captured under glass on all the platform schedules.

    Ha, ha. Of course UTA meant New GreedTown.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:40 PM | 2 Comments
    Nevada: The GOP's crap shoot
    Ron Paul won the GOP state convention in Utah's very strange neighbor to the west.

    The Texas congressman's popularity in Nevada won't make a difference to John McCain's gaining the national party's nod, but it says much about the GOP in a state where gambling, Elvis weddings and fringe politics are the reigning passions.

    University of Nevada political scientist Eric Herzik says:
    The Nevada Republican Party was just ripe for this. Nevada doesn't have any strong leadership. And now, you've got this very vocal and fervent minority group, and there's nobody stepping up and saying 'McCain's our guy.'

    In a final tribute to loopiness, Paul's success forced party leaders to abruptly recess the convention until an unknown date.

    posted by gwarchol @ 12:00 PM | 0 Comments
    Mitt's 'use by' date?
    In this see-saw, come-from-behind campaign season, few people think about the luckless entrepreneurs who got stuck with truckloads of T-shirts, campaign buttons and bumper stickers bearing the names of — there's no other way to put it — losers. Edwards, Kucinich, Giuliani, Romney, Huckabee, Dodd, Richardson and, soon, Hillary.

    Brian Harlin, who had the contract to run Mitt Romney's online store, is no fool, reports the Wall Street Journal:
    Many of the items sold on RomneyShop.com didn't have a date attached to them. So instead of designing a T-shirt with "Romney for President 2008," it simply said "Romney for President." With Mr. Romney rumored to be considering a run in 2012 or 2016, the merchandise retains its value. "This all can be used again," Mr. Harlin said.

    Four weeks after Mr. Romney withdrew from the presidential race, Mr. Harlin sent out an email blast declaring "Romney Shop Sale Begins Today!" The message read: "This is a great opportunity to stock up for future campaigns."

    Maura Statman, who ran Fred Thompson's online store, blew it: She has several thousand T-shirts, stickers and buttons that read "Fred '08."

    To at least claim a tax credit, Statman gave the clothing to homeless shelters:

    [Homeless people] may be seen on the street wearing hoodies that say 'Fred,' but hey, it's brand-new clothing."

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:48 AM | 0 Comments
    Utah's "down and dirty meatgrinder".
    The Houston Chronicle's Fran Blinebury writes that when visiting teams walk into EnergySolutions Arena, the blast of noise and obnoxious behavior is a unique experience among the NBA's many raucous, deafening venues.
    Just like the world is full of mountains and then there is Everest, there are many loud, intimidating venues throughout the NBA.

    Then there is Utah.

    The sound alone can be the difference between listening to drumming fingers on a tabletop and standing next to a jet engine.

    And though Blinebury doesn't utter the M-word, like Ric Bucher did, he hints at it:
    ...it is a jarring juxtaposition between the clean, wholesome atmosphere on the streets of Salt Lake City and the down-and-dirty meat grinder that awaits visiting teams on the floor at EnergySolutions Arena.
    Says the Rocket's Shane Battier:
    I'd say it's the toughest place to play in the league. Definitely.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:15 AM | 0 Comments
    Leave those kids alone
    If being separated from their mothers and put in foster care weren't bad enough for the FLDS kids, now the Baptists are trying to get their hooks in them.

    Brian West at the Deseret News reports that Mary Mackert, a former FLDS plural wife born again as a Baptist, is doing her thing in Texas. Mackert is telling Baptist congregations:

    I am a missionary to the polygamous people. God called me to the FLDS. ... Not only did he save me, but he brought me to a point where I fell in love with my (FLDS) people and their need for the Lord.

    Mackert is asking Texas authorities for all the FLDS kids they can deliver. A Baptist congregation in Fort Worth will buy her a house to care for them (read: convert).

    First He's telling FLDS geezers to take multiple child brides, then He's calling loons like Mackert as Baptist missionaries. I wish God would figure out what he wants, then stay on message.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:58 AM | 0 Comments
    Saturday, April 26, 2008
    Atom Aaron out!
    Utah County GOP delegates gave Rep. Aaron Tilton of Springville the bum's rush Saturday and turned to Francis Gibson.

    Tilton, a member of
    the Public Utilities and Technology Committee, was stinking up the Legislature because he also has a financial interest in building Utah's first nuclear power plant. Even in Utah's laissez-faire state house, delegates saw that as over the conflict-of-interest line.

    But before you start seeing this as proof of a deity or intelligent life in Utah County, I remind you: Sen. Curt "Papa Doc" Bramble and Rep. Mike Morley, who is on the wrong end of an SEC probe, were renominated without a hitch.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:57 PM | 3 Comments
    Sandy's bandits
    When the Tribune tried to get information on bonuses Sandy paid to public servants in 2004, the city administrator refused, saying it would just cause bad feelings between those who got and those who didn't.

    Now that the information finally is out, we see he is right. But the bad blood should be between Byron Jorgenson and Sandy taxpayers.

    Yowl! Byron has raked in more than $50K in bonuses in the last five years. He's up for another $12,500 this year and THAT'S ON TOP OF his $151,000 salary! And you thought all the pirates were in the Caribbean.

    The Trib's Matt Canham, Matt LaPlante and Rosemary Winters lay out the gory details. Important note: Before you go out and slug your garbage man — the schmoes at the bottom food chain don't see these kinds of bonuses.

    In comparison, the governor gets $106,079. If you want to check on other public employee salaries, go UtahsRight.com.

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:44 AM | 1 Comments
    Friday, April 25, 2008
    What are they on?

    Sometimes when I watch KSL News, I think either I've unknowingly injested psychedelic mushrooms — or they have.

    Sam Penrod has been reporting on a bizarre Utah Lake carp story for two days running. Here's all you need to know:

    Last night we told you of a plan by state officials to remove millions of carp from Utah Lake and possibly send them to Iraq to benefit starving people. But Eyewitness News discovered today that part of that plan has suddenly run into two big problems.

    First of all, it turns out the man who wanted to market the harvested carp out of the lake and sell them overseas is under federal investigation in Minnesota for operating a similar plan that has been called a scam by prosecutors...
    Beyond the processing/shipping costs involved, would anyone with an unbent mind believe that the Iraqis would want millions of PCB-contaminated (Penrod's other "big problem") carp out of Utah Lake?

    Penrod ends by getting all philosophical with this sixth-grade class-report summation:
    ... the problem of carp in Utah Lake isn't an easy one to solve and now faces more complications.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:34 PM | 3 Comments
    Too pathetic for words...
    Utah County resident Gary Coleman, star of Diff'rent Strokes, married Shannon Price in August. In a week, they'll appear on TV's "Divorce Court."

    At 22, Price is 20 years younger and considerably taller than 4-foot, 8-inch Coleman, but at the wedding, she cooed, "He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet."

    If you want to be creeped out along with TV Judge Lynn Toler you can hear the couple discuss Coleman's anger and intimacy issues. Count me out. I prefer to remember them in happier days, right.

    posted by gwarchol @ 4:19 PM | 1 Comments
    I'd pay to see that...

    An Osmond burlesque? I smell a comeback.
    posted by gwarchol @ 3:59 PM | 2 Comments
    Next time, invent a roboteacher
    What are the comic book geniuses going to do when all their super-heroes are being mass produced in real life? Stan Lee's Ironman, for instance, is coming soon to the big screen. But who wants to see Robert Downey Jr. bedecked in special effects, when a company in Utah, of all places, is making the real thing?

    Stephen Jacobsen, president of SLC's Raytheon Sarcos has invented a super-soldier "exoskeleton" that is giving the U.S. military a case of the vapors. Jacobsen explains the process of coming up with scaryassed inventions:

    People call it different things. Sometimes they call it inventing, sometimes they call it engineering. Sometimes they call it being a mad scientist or whatever. To us, it's the process of getting together, understanding the problems, goals and then designing something to satisfy the need.

    Just what the world needs, even bigger, more deadly jarheads.

    Jacobsen says he'll probably buy a ticket to "Ironman."

    I go to see all those movies. They're fun. They stimulate your imagination.

    posted by gwarchol @ 1:56 PM | 0 Comments
    The trouble with voters
    Why doesn't the Utah Legislature just vote to completely remove citizens from the democratic equation? Then developers could efficiently get on with with the job of passing out Jazz tickets and developing.

    In a step toward that end, the last Legislature thoughtfully passed a law that prevents citizens from initiating referendums to reverse land-use decisions. This is bad news for a group of misguided Sevier County voters who want to vote on a proposal to build a $600 million coal-fired power plant. Who would not delight in having a coal burner in the 'hood?

    Because of the new law, the Sevier County group has about a week to get the necessary signatures. Under the old law they would have had into mid-summer to circulate petitions.

    Such an adjustment to grass-roots democracy could have saved the Lege a lot of grief over their educational voucher program. A voter referendum sent that sweet idea sailing into the old dustbin of history.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:30 PM | 0 Comments
    Dog2dog
    At the Salt Lake Chamber's Business-to-Business Expo I met Mary Ann Harmon, who offers a dog obedience service — or as she prefers to call it, dog behavior modification, Bark Busters. Upon learning that I am a blogger, she engaged me in some B2B networking. Like any struggling entrepreneur, Mary Ann wants to increase traffic to her site.

    I was able to pass on a tip that Trib techs had impressed upon me about selecting words wisely to attract search engines. Phrases hinting at eroticism apparently drive online commerce. I was advised that liberal use of even the word "buttocks" will bring a site increased hits.

    I told Mary Ann she might try to work into Bark Busters' online presence phrases like, "Teach your bitch to sit up and beg." Or "We offer good ol' doggy style obedience."

    I was just getting warmed up when I noticed Mary Ann had taken several steps back. She had remembered an urgent appointment, she said, but would let me know how it works out.

    Good luck, Mary Ann.

    Above: Mary Ann Harmon of Bark Busters, left, with a canine hottie who will obey.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:00 PM | 1 Comments
    Welcome to the Doll House, Lohra

    Once again, the Utah Attorney General's office is probing the Salt Lake County District Attorney's office.

    This time, the
    Mark Shurtleff's boys will investigate the relationship between booted county prosecutor Kent Morgan and an accused pimp, Steven Maese. Morgan has acknowledged that he and Maese have been political allies, but argues the AG's office probe lacks credibility because AG Mark Shurtleff is close pal of District Attorney Lohra Miller. Morgan says he was fired because he unsuccessfully challenged Miller for DA:
    The attorney general, who introduced her at the convention, does not seem to be the right agency to conduct an impartial investigation.
    Miller canned Morgan last month, alleging that he had shared confidential information with his buddy Maese regarding the investigation into a possible prostitution ring operating at The Doll House escort service. Maese is awaiting trial on counts of exploiting a prostitute, money laundering, racketeering and attempting to intimidate a witness.

    Steven Maese sure knows how to pick friends and lovers. Rising Democratic star Kelly Ann Booth was forced this week to drop out of the race for Roz McGee's House seat following revelations that Maese was, until recently, her fiancé and partner in starting a nurse-training business.

    Shurtleff's office finished in January an investigation into complaints Miller illegally ran businesses out of her home and hosted raucous late-night parties. The AG "found no basis for criminal charges." You've got to wonder if Maese delivered the keg.



    posted by gwarchol @ 11:34 AM | 6 Comments
    Camp Utah
    Who says Utah ranks at the nation's bottom for educating children?

    A federal probe has found that the state is among the country's leaders for abusive wilderness programs that apparently see Iraq's Abu Ghraib as a model for treating troubled teens. One program put hoods over kids' heads and nooses around their necks.

    The director of the General Accounting Office testified to a congressional committee:
    We found torture and abuse of youth across the United States.
    The GAO found thousands of cases of abuse and dozens of deaths at the wilderness programs nationwide. Of the 10 deaths the GAO probed, five occurred in Utah. Rep. George Miller, chairman of the House Education and Labor Committee, says:
    It is hard to believe people would do this to somebody else's child.
    One case of abuse involved a Utah program, the Whitmore Academy. In 2004, the program's owner ordered other teens to punch and kick a California 15-year-old who was later forced to sleep in a closet. The owners of the Juab County home are now barred from operating another teen help program — but only in Juab County.


    posted by gwarchol @ 10:32 AM | 0 Comments
    Papa Doc Bramble
    It might be time to send Jimmy Carter to Utah County to oversee the GOP convention. Things are getting less democratic all the time in Utah's banana republic.

    The newest twist is that an unnamed party stooge tried to block a delegate because the person dared to not pledge support to Senate Majority Leader Curt Bramble, right, at Saturday's convention.

    Accusations of political hackery have been building for weeks against Utah County's Gang of Four — Bramble and his wife Susan, who is party secretary, and state GOP chairman Stan Lockhart and his mate, the merciless Rep. Becky Lockhart — who are trying to crush all opposition to their regime.

    This all wouldn't be so bad if there were another party in Utah County. Though a few Democrats, like wolves in Daggett County, recently have been sighted in the Provo area, they have been trapped and returned to the Salt Lake Valley.

    posted by gwarchol @ 8:15 AM | 0 Comments
    Shurtleff for Anti-Christ
    With the help of convenient "confidential sources," the polygamy story gets ever stranger.

    Attorney General Mark Shurtleff says the FLDS "fasted and prayed" for his death. (Sorry, Mark, I don't think State Farm is going to buy that as the
    cause of your Harley crash.)

    Shurtleff dropped that factoid into a Bar Association panel discussion on the constiutionality of the raid on the FLDS compound near Eldorado, Tex.

    Rod Parker, mouthpiece for the FLDS Church and Horatio Caine-look-a-like, right, challeged the AG: Mark, try to come up with facts. You don't know that.

    Mark retorted he got the info from a "confidential informant." Hmm, Could it be the same informant, Rozita the Nutbag Prankster, whose bogus phone call may have triggered the raid?

    The Bar discussion also revealed that Shurtleff may be the anti-Christ.
    We've had a lot of success convincing these closed and secretive societies that they can trust us, that we're not the beast, that I am not the anti-Christ as some believe me to be.
    Ha, ha. Those crazy polygamists — everyone knows the anti-Christ will be smart and good looking.

    Texas officials have still not identified "Sarah," the abused child bride who might turn out just to be good ol' Rozita.

    In one of the lamest statements following the raid, a Texas Child Protection Services
    spokeswoman described "Sarah" as a metaphor for the young women who were being abused and impregnated.

    UofU emeritus law professor Ed Firmage, pointed out, duh, that to base the raid, search and removal of children from their families on a metaphor is "stupid and outrageously unconstitutional."
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:56 AM | 2 Comments
    Thursday, April 24, 2008
    Mitt's 'fathers'
    Despite the LDS Church's sophisticated PR machine, the debacle of the FLDS raid in Eldorado is bringing a new scrutiny on Mormonism that is anything but flattering. A recent article in The New York Times by Timothy Egan must have the boys in the tall building next to the Temple near apoplexy:
    What you see in Texas — in small part — is a look back at some of the behavior of Mormonism’s founding fathers.

    When Mitt Romney, in his December speech about his religion, said, “My faith is the faith of my fathers — I will be true to them and to my beliefs,” he was taking on a load of historical baggage.

    His faith was founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith Jr., an itinerant treasure-seeker from upstate New York who used a set of magic glasses to translate a lost scripture from God. ...

    It would have been just another Christian faith had not Smith let his libido lead him into trouble. Before he died at the hands of a mob, he married at least 33 women and girls; the youngest was 14, and was told she had to become Smith’s bedmate or risk eternal damnation.

    Smith was fortunate to find a religious cover for his desire. His polygamy “revelation” was put into The Doctrine and Covenants, one of three sacred texts of Mormonism. It’s still there – the word of God. And that’s why, to the people in the compound at Eldorado, the real heretics are in Salt Lake City.

    Egan says despite the LDS Church's rejection of polygamy, many mainstream Mormons feel a connection with the Texas polygamists' defiance. He quotes Guy Murray, a Mormon lawyer and blogger:

    Back then, we were the ones in the compound.

    posted by gwarchol @ 4:00 PM | 17 Comments
    SL Chamber: Welcome to 1982
    Salt Lake City is not exactly Silicon Valley. But Utah is all about high tech, right? Last I heard, Gov. Jon Huntsman has made it clear that economic development is riding on cutting-edge, hyper-clean, high-paying, high technology businesses.

    You wouldn't have known it at Salt Lake's largest annual business networking fest. The Salt Lake Chamber's Business-to-Business Expo (B2B for you biz types) has 4,000 attendees and a couple of hundred vendors trying to scheme ways to make more bucks, hire more people, yadda, yadda. But no complementary Wi-Fi.

    Sure, face to face is great, but unless you pay the SL Convention Center a daily or hourly fee for Wi-Fi — you leave behind 21st Century biz things like checking your email. People with broadband wireless modems and Blackberries are OK, of course, but most of the attendees I spoke to were mid-range in tech savvy — and cut off from the outside world. Nancy Dahill, a member of Chamber East, said, "That's criminal," when she learned Wi-Fi wasn't provided. She opined that it could partially explain why the B2B has been "shrinking" in recent years.

    Chamber President Lane Beatty could have popped $4,500 (the equivalent of three vendor fees) for free Wi-Fi and gone first class. Or, hey, he could have thought outside the box and cut a B2B deal with the taxpayer subsidized Convention Center and/or one of the city's high-tech companies.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:59 PM | 0 Comments
    Let there be guitars...
    When Craig Jessop abruptly stepped down as head of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, rumors immediately circulated: Was this the beginning of a Tom Monson purge related to something unspeakable in Mormon circles? (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.)

    But I've found evidence of the real reason. Jessop brought a guitar —Satan's ax —into a major church performance on New Year's Day 2006, in the presence of the Prophet, no less. Guitarist and folk singer Peter Breinholt recalls:
    Craig Jessop called me and explained that they were looking for something a little different. He kept using the word “celebration” to describe the event they were envisioning. ... not only did he encourage me to pick a broader song, he steered me towards playing the guitar.
    "Something a little different?" — for crying out loud! What was Jessop thinking? Sure, the MoTabs had covered "La Bamba" and even "Louie, Louie" (OK, that's unsubstantiated). But a gee-tar?

    Nate Oman on the Times and Seasons blog, notes:

    The program contained the the standard sort of fare for such Major Mormon Events: large choirs — which now include a full orchestra — and sermons. ...then there was this number by Utah-based Mormon folk singer Peter Breinholt... thought it was surprising because I have always thought that the one, hard-core, non-negotiable rule in all Mormon meetings regardless of forum was “Thou Shalt Not Have Guitars.” ...

    In 2103, when some BYU student is doing a Master’s Thesis on the rise of pop-folk music in Mormon services, I suspect that this will be marked as the moment when the first cracks appeared in the old-aesthetic line against guitars.


    Remember, ye saints, a guitar can be used for good or evil.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:49 AM | 2 Comments
    Green Jon
    Gov. Jon Huntsman is finally spending some of his immense political capital — on Utah's most controversial political issue, no less — the environment.

    It will be interesting to see if Huntsman's emergence as an out-and-out environmentalist will hurt his ever-soaring popularity ratings. Utah voters have often proven to be much closer to the political center than their right-wing, pro-energy, pro-development lawmakers.

    Earlier this week, Huntsman shot down a Bear Lake hydro-power proposal because of the "disruption" it would cause to the lake's pristine water. A Logan hydroelectric firm had hoped to pump water out of Bear Lake to generate "renewable energy."

    Now, Huntsman has put Utah into the front lines of battling importation of foreign nuke waste. Of course, his previous dodging of the issue — Huntsman said it was a federal regulatory decision whether EnergySolutions could import Italian nuclear to Utah — is quickly being erased:
    As I have always emphatically declared, Utah should not be the world's dumping ground. Our country has limited space to store even domestic waste and it would be most appropriate to have a federal policy against the importation of foreign nuclear waste. However, as the federal government is slow to adopt such a policy, Utah will lead the way.
    The anti-nuke lobby is unlikely to slap the dreaded "flip-flopper" label on Jon.
    HEAL's Vanessa Pierce, says:
    Governor Huntsman's action today speaks volumes for his integrity, strength, and passion for protecting what we cherish about our state. If EnergySolutions wants to pick a fight with our Governor, the people of Utah will be standing behind him every step of the way.
    I'm sure Huntsman will be comforted to know HEAL is "behind him" when EnergySolutions starts throwing its cash and clout around.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:51 AM | 0 Comments
    Wednesday, April 23, 2008
    Untie the yellow ribbon

    Parley Parker Pratt won't be coming home to Utah after all.

    A team of archeologists led by Weber State University professor LeGrand Davies failed to find the controversial Mormon leaders bones or even a tooth. They expected to find the remains at less than a yard below ground.

    Ground-penetrating radar had found evidence of a road and tree near which the grave was supposed to lie.

    Robert Grow, Pratt's great-great-great-grandson, says:

    The passage of time and the shallowness of the grave have left no specific identifiable human remains. This was a possibility and the family always understood that.

    Karl Anderson, an amateur LDS historian traveled from Ohio to Arkansas to watch the exhumation:
    What I learned was there were people here who were good to Parley and folks who treated him well. They saw that he got a good burial.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:22 PM | 0 Comments
    The ABCs of FLDS
    Texas case workers dealing with the FLDS have been provided with a "Cultural Competencies" primer on the Eldorado polygamy group that offers these helpful tips:
    • Expect FLDS members to be fearful, self-destructive and distrustful of government. (Sounds like half the people I know.)
    • Members believe other religions are doing "Satan's work." (So do most Baptists — and you can add Democrats to the list.)
    • FLDS mothers display "learned and enforced helplessness" that prevents them from making competent decisions for their children.
    • FLDS Children are embarrassed by their mothers. (What kid isn't?)
    • FLDS women travel with "two spies" and believe they are not going to be accepted by the "gentile world." (The primer, itself, is evidence they won't be accepted by the outside world.)
    Greg Cunningham, a spokesman for Texas Family and Protective Services, acknowledged the primer was developed with the help of ex-FLDS members.

    Rod Parker, a speaking for the families, argues the so-called tip sheet promotes bias.
    It is completely one-sided. It is the propaganda of the anti-polygamy spin written down as though it's cultural sensitivity.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:20 AM | 1 Comments
    Romney's hatchet disinterred
    Republican John McCain has been benefiting from the ugly Clinton-Obama clashes. But a similar negative attack on McCain by former candidate Mitt Romney has returned to cloud Mitt's chances for a vice presidential slot.

    McCain's spokesman Mark Salter calls a Washington Post story exploring McCain's legendary temper "99% fiction" and "dishonest." But before dropping out and endorsing McCain, Mitt paid for a campaign video that made many of the same allegations, calling it "The McCain Way"of rage.

    According to the Romney attack video, McCain:
    • Screamed, "F*ck you!" at Texas Sen. John Cornyn
    • Called N.M. Sen. Pete Domenici an "a**hole."
    • Called Sen. Charles Grassley a "F*cking Jerk."
    • Scuffled with Sen. Strom Thurmond, 92, on the Senate floor.
    • Accused Sen. Mitch McConnell of the "Most egregious incident" of corruption he had seen in the Senate.
    • Attacked Christian leaders And Republicans a 2000 campaign speech.
    • Attacked Vice President Cheney.
    • Screamed at a Young Republican volunteer after McCain won his first Senate election.
    • "Publicly abused" Sen. Richard Shelby.

    So much for Reagan's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican.
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:30 AM | 0 Comments
    Ranchers, wolves and myths
    The Park Record reports that ranchers in north-east Utah are bracing for the return of wolves. The gray wolf was taken off the federal endangered list in March and the first three wolves were immediately shot in Wyoming. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service estimates about 1,500 wolves are roaming the Montana, Idaho and Wyoming region.

    Kamas rancher John Blazzard says:

    I'm pretty sure that we saw some tracks last summer up in the woods. There is a place for them, but it sure is not where people have tried to civilize and are trying to make a living on the ground. ...
    My ancestors spent an awful lot of time and effort trying to wipe them out.

    Bruce Johnson, a state Division of Wildlife Resources conservation officer, says the situation will never make both ranchers and environmentalists happy:

    There doesn't seem to be much in-between ground. There are ideas and myths that are created, and people have an image in their head, and right or wrong, that's their image.


    posted by gwarchol @ 7:55 AM | 0 Comments
    Kelly Ann's Doll House debacle
    You've got to give Kelly Ann Booth this — she sure brought a taste of the street to Roz McGee's upscale east bench House district.

    Booth has dropped out of the race for McGee's seat following revelations that her former fiancé is facing trial for allegedly running a Cottonwood Heights prostitution ring.

    Booth, a Democrat, still claims she didn't know "the full nature" of her former beau Steven S. Maese involvement in The Doll House escort service until a few weeks ago. She bailed yesterday making the predictable statement about fearing her past relationship (who turned out to be an alleged pimp) would distract voters from the real issues.

    But Booth's wide-eyed innocence is questioned by some party insiders who say honesty is also a legitimate campaign issue. And the Tribune's Robert Gehrke's story offers some contradicting facts:

    • The couple tried to start a business to offer certified nursing assistant training. Booth, a lawyer with the Auditor's office, didn't get a whiff of the Doll House?
    • During the past legislative session, Booth had a lawyer contact lobbyist to push for a repeal of the "stripper tax," a 10 percent tax on escorts and strip clubs. (The effort failed.)
    Meanwhile, Maese has added witness tampering to the charges against him of exploiting a prostitute, money laundering and racketeering. He allegedly stalked a co-defendant in the case.

    Update:
    Maese's trial has been delayed after his attorney withdrew from representing him.

    Booth will support her Democratic opponent, Brian King, who Maese recently dismissed as a "Johnny-come-lately trial lawyers association president that wants to line the pockets of his profession."
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:31 AM | 2 Comments
    Tuesday, April 22, 2008
    Exhumation of Parley Pratt
    Using precise archeological tools, workers near Van Buren, Ark., have carefully begun exhuming the remains of early Mormon leader Parley Parker Pratt. Workers hope to uncover the Mormon martyr's bones this week.

    Pratt's remains will be returned to Utah for reburial next to four of his 12 wives.


    "We're being very careful," said Robert Grow, Pratt's great-great-great grandson. "We're taking photos and marking everything we find."

    The estranged husband of Pratt's 12th wife stabbed Pratt twice in the chest and shot him in the neck after tracking the couple down in 1856. Pratt lived long enough to ask to be buried in Utah.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:00 PM | 3 Comments
    Maybe gloves?

    You've probably seen photos of the eight-ton lion sculptures that have been lowered into place at the newly renovated Utah Capitol.

    The new lions, carved from Italian Carrara marble, are named Fortitude and Integrity. But after closely studying their toes, above, I'm thinking Integrity's name should be changed to Cartoony. The lions seem to have "Seinfeld"'s infamous "man hands."

    A real lion's paw, left, looks a lot less like Goofy's, right.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:35 PM | 2 Comments
    Bucher exiled from Utah?
    Sports Media Watch reports:
    As it turns out, ESPN NBA reporter Ric Bucher will not be reporting from Utah for Rockets/Jazz Game 4 on Saturday. After a press release listed Bucher as the sideline reporter for the Rockets/Jazz game from Energy Solutions Arena on Saturday night, ESPN has apparently had a change of heart. Bucher will now work the sidelines for Celtics/Hawks Game 3, while Heather Cox will be the sideline reporter for Rockets/Jazz Game 4.
    If you recall, Bucher recently explained ESA's intimidating din thusly:
    They are Mormons, and they are in Salt Lake, and there is nothing else there. You know, you gotta smile and be happy all the time. This is the one opportunity for people to get vicious.
    Apparently, ESPN couldn't find dense enough head phones for Bucher.

    posted by gwarchol @ 11:37 AM | 9 Comments
    Mitt and the FLDS
    Postcards from the Lege in Texas reports Mitt Romney, not John McCain, will be a featured speaker at the state Republican convention in Houston in June.

    Hans Klingler, spokesman for the state party, said McCain and Romney were both invited when they were competing presidential candidates. Romney, who subsequently quit the race, RSVP’d to the Texas GOP first (unsaid: he foresaw more free time all of a sudden).

    Perhaps Romney will deliver a sequel to the religious address he made while still a presidential candidate. He managed to sidestep the "Mormon question" that time. But the FLDS raid in Eldorado Texas is likely to be on every convention delegate's mind. It would provide a "teachable moment" for Mitt to explain the difference between the FLDS and his own LDS tribe.

    Texas Judge Barbara Walther's recent request that the local mainstream LDS community monitor the FLDS's prayers makes it clear even educated Texans have an imperfect understanding of Mormondom. (Would Walther ask Shia Muslims could oversee Sunni pilgrimages?)

    LDS/FLDS expert John Walsh notes:
    It shows that the judge does not have a nuanced understanding of Mormon culture and of the very different churches that are part of the Mormon umbrella. She is in essence saying that we want one branch of the schism to supervise the other branch, which in any other religion would be problematic.
    Mitt could provide that nuanced understanding to Texans.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:30 AM | 0 Comments
    Rockin' saints: They do Coke!
    If you're looking for the cutting edge of Mormon hipness, now that Eldorado, the faith's answer to Vegas, has been shut down — head to Mormons Can Rock Too for G-rated guidance.

    As Provo-based blogger Randy puts it:
    Well I Have Heard The L.D.S. Church Has Said we need to Talk About our religion on The Web so here it Goes. Here Is The Truth About L.D.S. People in General.

    1. We Are not Polygamist's? I Myself Like This Because Having one Wife is Just to much to deal with as is.
    2. We do Drink Cola? even I enjoy a Pepsi now and then.
    3. BYU is da Bomb.
    4. Brigham Young Did Brigham to Utah.
    5. Yes Aaron Eckart, Orson scott Card, and Gladys Knight are all Mormon too. and finally...
    6. We Mormons Can Rock too!!!!!

    Above: The Rat Pack.
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:51 AM | 0 Comments
    Cannon's 'dumb' wireless scheme
    Gizmodo reports that a free wireless internet service promoted by Congressman Chris Cannon and U.S. Reps. Anna Eshoo and Ed Markey is a "dumb scheme."

    Wondering why Cannon is hanging with Dems in the first place? Eshoo's bill is called the Wireless Internet Nationwide for Families Act. With an election coming, you can imagine Cannon drooling over anything with the words "families" and "Internet" in it.

    Says Gizmodo:
    Let me get this straight: You want some well-heeled for-profit corporation to pay potentially billions for the privilege of hastily launching a network that it can't charge money for, and let competitors provide devices for it, again for no extra money? I don't think so. I'm not pro-corporation, so much as I am pro-reality. ...

    Sometimes I wish politicians needed higher-ed degrees in order to serve. This scheme could have used expertise in econ, psych, engineering, maybe even a little history.
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:21 AM | 0 Comments
    Utah: Ground Zero
    If gay marriage wasn't bad enough, we learn today that new earthquake-hazard maps show the Wasatch Front's long-foretold Big One is going to be a whopper.
    The U.S. Geological Survey published new, nationwide hazard maps Monday which show that the worst-case earthquake has been elevated to a magnitude 7.4 on the 240-mile Wasatch Fault that runs from Malad, Idaho, through the state's population centers to Gunnison, and that the devastation could span several Wasatch Fault segments all at once. ... And new faults have been discovered, including one south of Tooele, one under Utah Lake and one in the Cache Valley.
    Wow. The Wasatch Front is becoming an increasingly unhealthy place to hang out (Realtors stop reading now). Besides the lung-clogging inversions, radioactive waste dumps, Kennecott's slumping tailings ponds and a honkin' big earthquake threat, federal officials discovered Zion has been home to the long-sought WMDs.

    Who would have thought that while Iraq was being turned upside down in search o
    f weapons of mass destruction — a geek in Utah was making deadly ricin in his basement and keeping the powerful a biological toxin — a fatal dose fits on the head of a pin — in a West Jordan self-store unit.

    Instead of chasing Chemical Ali, the Defense Department should have been looking for Utah's now-infamous
    Roger Von Bergendorff (that "Von" should have been a dead giveaway).

    Ha, ha. What a world.

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:37 AM | 0 Comments
    SLC: International Capital of Gay Marriage
    The mighty labors of Chris Buttars, LaVar Christensen and Gayle Ruzicka have come to naught.

    Check out his headline in the Times of London:
    Gay weddings flourish in a religious stronghold
    Can Salt Lake City, the capital of Utah and known for its devout Mormon beliefs, be a new home for gay marriage?
    It is a long, long feature story about Salt Lake's domestic partner registry, now known as "mutual-commitment" registry. Buttars and Ruzicka will tell you it's not gay marriage. But this story in the Times is egisexactly what conservative Republicans at the Utah Legislature had split hairs and hand-wrung over when they forced the city to change the name of the registry.

    But the Brits apparently aren't swayed by careful word choice when they describe the mutual commitment of Holly Miller and P.R. Banks, above:
    This was no ordinary gay wedding, if any gay wedding could be construed as ordinary. It took place recently in my hometown of Salt Lake City, Utah, which doesn't have a reputation for being exceptionally progressive or tolerant.

    Now, Jenny Wilson wants to extend the horror of gay commitment domestic partner marriage adult designees thingees to Salt Lake County's employees.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:04 AM | 3 Comments
    Monday, April 21, 2008
    SUPERDELL is Lib pick
    Despite some Libertarians vowing they would do everything in their power to keep SUPERDELL Schanze from becoming the party's candidate for governor, their convention went ahead and anointed the human steam calliope.

    Jim Dexter, a former Libertarian Party chairman, previously told the Salt Lake Weekly:
    We may be small and ineffective but, by God, we have our pride. ... If anything, SUPERDELL is an anti-libertarian. He’s a bully, a bigot and a homophobe who has fired employees because they were gay or non-LDS... .
    Apparently, Libertarian delegates figured a nut who gets some press coverage is better for the party than the usual ideologue who is lucky to get mentioned in an election night chart.

    The party cadre's continuing distaste for Schanze, however, is apparent in the state chairman Andrew McCullough's blog (McCullough is also candidate for attorney general), who mentions Schanze as an afterthought:
    Oh, and one additional thing. I was also elected State Chair of the Libertarian Party today, for the next year. Mostly, I think, because nobody else wanted it. And yes, "Super Dell" Schanze is our candidate for governor. Give him a chance, he grows on you.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:43 PM | 8 Comments
    Cirque is "nice" at $1,500 a day
    Birmingham (Ala.) News columnist Kathy Kemp interviews Cirque Lodge operations director Gary Fisher, who offers a glimpse into Utah's drug rehab to the stars. Recent Cirque clients include actress Lindsay Lohan, right; supermodel Eva Mendes and Spiderman's screen squeeze Kirsten Dunst.

    Fisher says the percentage of clients with addictions to prescription drugs — Oxycontin, Lortab, Vicodin and morphine — has jumped from about 25 to 65 percent in recent years.

    The Sundance-based rehab facility charges $44,850 for the first 30 days of in-lodge treatment, he says. The treatment includes Sundance's mountain air, horseback riding and shopping trips to Orem.
    Fisher believes a beautiful environment, and a bit of pampering, can help in the recovery of addicts in the same way it might enhance the recovery of a cancer patient. And by charging clients a higher fee, it's possible to hire more experienced therapists, he says.

    "I want to make Cirque Lodge the best experience of our clients' lives. But don't confuse nice with easy."
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:15 PM | 0 Comments
    Rulon gets the news
    As the nation learns ever more about polygamy and Mormonism, the Eldorado FLDS polygamists are getting a belated lesson in Texas law.

    • The Tribune takes a close look at the mainstream Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' oft-repeated disavowal of multiple marriages. Peggy Fletcher Stack
    writes :
    Though the LDS Church had disavowed polygamy, it is still enshrined in Mormon scripture (Doctrine & Covenants 132) and some believe it will one day be re-established, if not on Earth, at least in heaven. In his quasi-official 1966 book Mormon Doctrine, which remains in print, the late LDS Apostle Bruce R. McConkie wrote that "the holy practice will commence again after the Second Coming and the ushering in of the millennium."

    And by policy, men can be "sealed" for eternity in LDS temple rites to more than one wife, though women are permitted only a single sealing.

    Three of the church's current apostles, for example, were widowed and remarried. Each will have two wives in the eternities.
    • Meanwhile on a CBS morning show, FLDS polygamist men, below, say they were unaware it is illegal in Texas to marry women who are under 18.
    One of the men, who identified himself as Rulon (none of the three offered a last name) responded, "Yes, many of us perhaps were not even aware of such a law, but yes, we have been made very aware in the last two weeks and we do reconsider -- yes.” Rulon says he has six children, ranging in age from a year to nine.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:31 AM | 3 Comments
    Maese: the third option
    I got an email from S. Steven Maese on a recent item I posted about Kelly Ann Booth's run for Roz McGee's state House seat. Maese, who up until recently was engaged to Booth, is the former owner of an escort service and faces charges of running a prostitution ring. Here are Maese's comments:
    I’m sure that calling me a pimp and calling Kelly Ann Booth stupid, or dishonest, or both passes as witty banter in your circles; but even someone as ridiculed as I am is revolted by such classless and disparaging remarks.

    I bet it’s nice to be the smartest person in the room, never having erred.
    The “diehard reporter” in you should realize that this is a smear story with no probative value. As stated “Kelly Ann Booth is not accused of any wrongdoing.”

    So the third option that you should be voicing is: She’s a caring and trusting individual, not jaded enough to be a legislator.
    I’m sure you complain just like everyone else that we can’t get decent and selfless people to represent the public interest. You’re right, the state would be much better served by a Johnny-come-lately trial lawyers association president that wants to line the pockets of his profession.

    It would be nice if you used your blog to illuminate instead of just to snipe.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:00 AM | 14 Comments
    The Bed and the hair
    The most titillating detail in the raid on the polygamous compound in Eldorado, Tex., was The Bed. A Texas Ranger document reported that the search of the FLDS temple found a rumpled bed with a woman's hair on it that led to speculation it was part of some ritual marriage consummation of evil geezers to very young girls.

    Lordy
    ! That nasty thought was enough to briefly divert the nation's attention from "American Idol."

    But the Tribune's Brooke Adams reports that a Mormon scholar has testified before a Texas judge that the scandalous supposition is wrong.

    William John Walsh, who has studied the
    Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints for 18 years, testified at hearing last week at which it was decided more than 400 FLDS children would be separated from their families. Similar beds are found in the mainstream LDS temples for members who feel faint during rituals, Walsh told the judge. It's common to fast before doing several hours of "temple work," he said, and members sometimes feel ill and use the beds to recover.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:24 AM | 1 Comments
    Al-Qaida adopts LDS methods?
    An Australian television show wonders if al Qaeda (that's how the Aussies spell it) should adopt some recruiting tactics familiar to Utahns.

    posted by gwarchol @ 6:54 AM | 0 Comments
    Saturday, April 19, 2008
    Out with the drones
    After grilling the presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church, I headed out to look for trouble at Bee Day at Jones Honey on the western edge of SLC.

    Bee day is a spring ritual where small-time bee keepers throughout the valley come for their share of the tens of thousands of bees shipped in from California. The queens, at more than $20 a piece, come in separate wooden capsules.

    In short, the apiarists release the bees into their hives, let them meet their queen and you gently begin a sweet circle of life.

    A carton of queens about the size of a shoebox is worth $2,000. But despite what they might tell you in Eldorado, Tex., a drone, after he's done his thing, is worth, well, nothing to the hive.

    One of the guys at Jones Honey handed over a drone for us to hold. "No stinger. This guy ain't worth nothing. When they want to get rid of him, they stop feeding him and he dies in about four days."

    Warren Jeffs better hope the FLDS women don't figure it out.
    posted by gwarchol @ 4:09 PM | 0 Comments
    Holy mother in SLC!
    Who needs Pope Benedict? Salt Lake City has its own visiting religous leader. Head of the Episcopal Church, the Rev. Katharine Jefferts Schori was in town to dedicate the new Episcopal Church Center.

    I stopped by the festivities, hoping to score a Bishop Kathy bobblehead, a "Hangin' with the Heavenly Babe" T-shirt, or a "Bottoms up Bish!" martini glass, but, sadly, the Episcopalians don't seem to get sacred marketing.

    I did get to ask presiding bishop a couple questions. Like how does it feel for a woman head of a church to be in Salt Lake City, home of the LDS church, which does not allow women to hold its priesthood.?

    Ha. Ha. Nice try. You don't get to wear the miter and heft the crozier if you can't sidestep a land mine question. Says the
    Jefferts Schori:
    That contrast is in the eye of the beholder. [Ordaining women] is a part of our tradition. We remember that women were leaders in the very early church. Communities met in homes, often in secret, and women clearly had leadership roles. That got uncomfortable for larger [Christian] culture in the Fourth Century... . We are just delighted that that possiblity has come back to become part of our tradition.
    The Rev. Mary June Nestler, who was handling media, was more open in her enthusiasm:
    I don't think Utahns understand how momentous it is — the Episcopal presiding bishop and Utah's bishop together, and they are both woman. How extraordinary this is — in Utah of all places. You couldn't make that up.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:25 PM | 0 Comments
    Friday, April 18, 2008
    McCain's Campaign anthem
    John McCain's chances of being president, much improved by the infighting between Hillary and Barack, have diminished again thanks to Sen. Orrin Hatch.

    Orrin wrote, "Together Forever," a campaign song for McCain. Utah's Branson, Mo., wannabe offers lyrics that include:
    Hey, John
    Say, John
    They're gonna hit you hard with
    ev'rything they've got.

    Hey, John
    Come on
    They'll be calling you
    Everything you're not!
    It's even more painful if you actually listen to it. Fortunately, McCain has experience in withstanding extreme torture and graciously thanked Orrin.

    Maybe Hatch can talk bud Bono, above, into singing it for John.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:07 PM | 0 Comments
    Naked in SLC
    Utah has a new addition to its blogosphere — NakedJen.

    Jen and dogs moved to Utah from Santa Cruz California and, apparently, the weather and librarians have taken their toll:

    ...my little ibook that could just decided it can't anymore because it, too, thinks the winters in salt lake are completely and utterly unbearable! the kind and generous folks at the apple store informed me that no amount of life support would ever make its heart beat again. quel dommage!!

    meanwhile, i'm banished to the salt lake city public library. using their pc's. it's a very precarious thing. and they're not being so kind about accessing a blog called nakedjen! um, it's not a porn site. i promise!! i'm sure all of you can vouch for that, right?? silly librarians. they're supposed to be subversive, aren't they?

    You'll be glad to know Jen has gotten a new MacBook and has emerged alive and naked with her divorce angst intact.

    posted by gwarchol @ 12:14 PM | 1 Comments
    GOP Gang of Four
    One of the positive side effects of Joe Cannon — former greasy lobbyist, former GOP state party chairman and continuing brother to marginally sane Congressman Chris Cannon — being appointed editor of the recently re-sanctified Deseret News is that it has relit the fire in the belly of DNews political editor Bob Bernick.

    In his Friday column, Bernick enumerates the crimes of the Utah County GOP's Gang of Four — state party chair/lobbyist Stan Lockhart (right) and wife, state Rep. Becky and Senate Majority Leader Curt Bramble and his wife, party secretary Susan:
    • Lockhart used party money and clout to raise money for the incumbent "Fab Five" most of whom are opposed within the party.
    • E-mail addresses of GOP delegates were selectively released to candidates. Susan Bramble has access to them and Bramble has GOP opposition to his re-election. Bramble says he would never use his conjugal connections for an advantage.
    • Chance Williams, who is challenging Rep. Mike Morley, was told to shut up about Big Mike's $2 million entanglement in a SEC lawsuit.
    • Bramble GOP challengers are complaining about the high proportion of semi-secret "superdelegates" in Utah County that tips the odds in favor of party insiders.
    • Lockharts' daughter was elected a delegate in a district that at the time she was not residing.

    Says Bernick:

    Note to a likely re-elected Huntsman, who is the nominal head of the party: In 2009 get involved in who the new GOP state chairman is and lead an effort to clean up the Utah Republican Party.

    posted by gwarchol @ 11:37 AM | 3 Comments
    Good, the bad and the fourth-rate
    A Pulitzer Prize-winning architecture critic thinks Salt Lake City's skyline is "just junk."

    Blair Kamin of the Chicago Tribune got his first taste of the Salty City and dissed some of Utah's iconic buildings.

    The LDS Church Office Building:
    That looks like the wrong side of the Cold War. It's not just bad to look at, it's probably bad to look out from."
    The LDS Conference Building, right, (which some locals have dubbed East German Stasi Headquarters):
    It's like fourth-rate modernism. It's terrible.
    And Salt Lake's streets that Brigham Young famously ordered be wide enough for a wagon pulled by four wives to turn around?
    They feel "distinctively Western and offer mountain views" but destroy any intimacy.
    On the other hand he raved about the Salt Lake Temple, "terrific;" the City-County Building, "a solid castle;" the Main Library, "fabulous;" and the newly restored Utah Capitol, "beautiful."
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:50 AM | 0 Comments
    The candidate and the (alleged) pimp
    In what may be the best/worst story of this election season, the Tribune's Robert Gehrke reports that Democratic legislative candidate Kelly Ann Booth was until recently engaged to an alleged whore monger.

    Steven Maese will go on trial later this month on charges of running a prostitution ring. And, yes, this is the same guy who is linked to the firing of county prosecutor Kent Morgan. The DA's office alleges Morgan leaked confidential information to Maese who is charged with running prostitutes out of the Doll House escort service.

    Booth, who is running for Roz McGee's vacant House seat, says she was unaware her beloved, who she recently broke up with, was involved with the Doll House or was criminally charged. Kelly Ann's got some fast talking to do at the Democratic Convention next week. This ain't going to cut it:

    Love is a difficult thing. If the delegates would like to choose me based upon who I fell in love with, I suppose that could be an issue, but I have a decade worth of community service and ... good public works that they should look at.


    Unfortunately, Kelly Ann, most delegates — and voters — are going to look at it this way: If you didn't know your sweetie was up on prostitution charges, you're stupid. If you did know, but thought you could hide it, then you're dishonest (and stupid).

    The Democrats should be thanking Loki — or whomever Dems pray to — that this story broke before the convention — not in October when the Republicans would have popped it and taken Roz's Salt Lake seat.

    With New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer's resignation a recent memory, all Utah is waiting for the inevitable list of politically connected Doll House customers to surface.
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:24 AM | 18 Comments
    Boors, nuns and the Jazz
    Sheesh. Not even the Jazz can escape what seems like relentless religous controvesy in Utah.

    On an ESPN radio show, NBA writer Ric Bucher was groping for a reason that Utah Jazz basketball fans are so ugly and intimidating in Radium Stadium (aka: EnergySolutions Arena).
    Here was his explanation:
    They are Mormons, and they are in Salt Lake, and there is nothing else there. You know, you gotta smile and be happy all the time. This is the one opportunity for people to get vicious.
    Though a bit of a generalization — I'm guessing non-Mormons make up at least half of Jazz fans — it seems like a reasonable attempt at a drollery.

    Of course, most stabs at humor push the PC buttons, and Bucher and ESPN have already apologized for his "inappropriate" words.

    If you are keeping score, this Utah-related gaff follows CBS's
    Bobby Clampett calling golfer Wen-Chong Liang a "Chinaman" and Rick Majerus talking about Mormon "magic underwear" effecting BYU's NCAA performance.

    The Tribune's Tom Wharton offers some balance with a sweet story: The Nun and the Utah Jazz.

    Sister Michele Curtin of the Sisters of Charity of the Incarnate Word is a huge Jazz fan. Says Wharton:
    She will be glued to her convent television at Christus St. Joseph's Villa during the playoffs in a room where a Jazz blanket joins mostly religious decorations.

    "We have Jesus, Mary and Joseph," smiled the native of Ireland, who has spent 60 years as a nun since entering the convent as a 15-year-old. "All the basics."
    Wharton, bless him, managed to avoid any inappropriate nun jokes or quips about Irish drunkeness — or both*.

    *If you've got a joke about nuns, Irish drunkeness or, especially, both, please share.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:28 AM | 6 Comments
    Thursday, April 17, 2008
    BYU watches the Pope
    The Deseret News reports that professors at LDS Church-owned BYU are closely following the Pope Benedict XVI's interaction with American Catholic academics on his U.S. tour.

    BYU professors told Amy Stewart they would have mixed reactions if LDS Church President Thomas S. Monson were to address BYU administrators. LDS leaders often lead devotionals, but if they issue a weighty statement related to academics, even the address when Ricks College morphed into BYU-Idaho, it causes "a big stir," they said.

    BYU issued a "academic freedom" policy in 1992 that prohibits professors from contradicting church positions (no-brainer there). For instance, a BYU prof, the DNews explains, "couldn't say in class they believe the church should practice polygamy."

    The DNews neglects to mention BYU's purge of faculty who were deemed critical of church policy outside the classroom. The most recent controversy erupted around part-time prof Jeffrey Nielsen, who got the ax after he wrote an op-ed piece in The Tribune questioning church's position on same-sex marriage.

    Daniel Peterson, BYU professor of Islamic studies and Arabic, tells the DNews that BYU profs don't fear LDS Church leadership would clamp down on BYU because, he says:

    We haven't been allowed to get off the path that far.

    posted by gwarchol @ 12:56 PM | 0 Comments
    A queer impulse
    In a letter to the Tribune, Troy Williams explores one of the mystifying and tragic aspects of people who, for one reason or another, find themselves on the outs with the Mormon Church. Why can't they just get on with their lives?

    In this case, Williams questions the the gay-Mormon group Affirmation's excitement over being granted a meeting with a couple low-level LDS leaders.
    Why do the abused continually seek acceptance from their abusers? It reminds me of the battered wife constantly going back to her abusive husband.

    The LDS Church will politely listen, remind them of Heavenly Father's love and Affirmation will leave just feeling happy to be heard. That is, until the church again mobilizes its members in support of more anti-gay legislation. Wham! Another black eye.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:53 AM | 5 Comments
    Never-ending story
    The Ogden Standard-Examiner's editorial board smells a rat at the Legislature. I know it's hard to believe, but the S-E thinks Republican lawmakers may be planning to end run the public's decisive rejection of educational vouchers.
    Voters defeated vouchers by a statewide margin of almost 2-1 in November, and those members of the Legislature who supported vouchers have since said they will not attempt such wholesale voucher legislation again. But they are, perhaps, counting on getting their way via another avenue: changing the composition of the State Board of Education.
    Voucher opponents fear the mystifying process of nominating and recruiting board members coupled with the pro-voucher stance of Gov. Huntsman, "could transform the Board of Education into a voucher-friendly body."
    In the final analysis, government isn't always about what most of the people want -- it can be about only what the people with power want. Obviously, they tend to get their way.
    Want to know more? The Tribune's Paul Rolly goes into the complicated — some would say rigged — State Board selection game here.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:31 AM | 0 Comments
    "Chicken-sh*t" FBI
    The Cortez (colo.) Journal reports the Blanding cowboy who discovered the remains of a fugitive that eluded the largest manhunt in the West feels like a "bad guy" for pressing the FBI for the entire reward for, ahem, closing their case. Eric Bayles still hopes the FBI will do the right thing.

    An FBI official presented Bayles — who stumbled across the bones, along with a rusted AK-47 rifle, pipe bombs and a watch that stopped at 6:35 on May 30, 1998, in a wash last summer — with a check for $75,000. That's half of the $150,000 promised on the wanted poster.

    Bayles’ discovery of Jason McVean's bones wrapped up the murder case of Cortez officer Dale Claxton, who was gunned down nearly 10 years ago. The FBI paid full rewards to hunters who found the body of another suspect in the Claxton shooting case. The third fugitive was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound 1998. Bayles says:

    It’s upsetting because they (the FBI) told me right up ‘til the last minute I would get the whole thing. Everybody we’ve talked to can’t believe they done this to us.
    Bayles, who obviously is short on diplomacy skills, fears he may have alienated the FBI official during the check presentation:
    I refused to shake his hand. I told ‘em they were a chicken-shit outfit.

    posted by gwarchol @ 10:42 AM | 0 Comments
    And so it goes...
    Dick Harmon at the Deseret News writes a thoughtful column (Yes, I said Harmon) about CBS golf commentator and BYU All-American Bobby Clampett's recent gaff in describing Chinese golfer Wen-Chong Liang as a "Chinaman."

    Harmon nails Clampett, right, for his half-assed apology — "...if I offended anybody, please accept my sincere apology." Dick offers BYU vice president Fred Skousen, who also once joked about "Chinamen," as an example to follow. Skousen apologized genuinely and profusely.

    But Harmon points out, accurately:

    Such expressions continue to pop up like dandelions. ...

    So, where's all this going?

    Well, it's not going to end.

    For centuries, smart people have said dumb things. As human beings, that's what we do.

    Perhaps to prove his point, Harmon crosses the PC line himself and says a dumb thing:
    Clampett could have manned up a little more, like Skousen did.
    If Bobby were really a credit to his race, maybe he could have womanned up?

    Of course, as Yoko Ono said: "Woman is th N-word* of the world."

    *Am I PC or what?
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:42 AM | 1 Comments
    Mitt actually has a sense humor
    Three months after abandoning his presidential campaign, Mitt proved that if he is a robot, he's got some sharp programmers. The GOP vice presidential hopeful offered this shtick to a group of Washington journalists as the Top Ten reasons he dropped out:

    No. 10: There weren't as many Osmonds as he thought.

    No. 9: Got tired of the corkscrew landings of his campaign plane while under fire.

    No. 8: As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of varmint season.

    No. 7: There wasn't room for two Christian leaders in the presidential race.

    No. 6: I'd rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.

    No. 5: Got tired of wearing a dark suit and tie, and I wanted to kick back in a light colored suit and tie.

    No. 4: Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.

    No. 2: I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.

    And the No. 1 reason Romney dropped out: His campaign relied on a flawed campaign strategy that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:10 AM | 3 Comments
    Wednesday, April 16, 2008
    More DA office stink
    Former Salt Lake County prosecutor Kent Morgan is fighting to get his job back and it could mean another big stink for party girl District Attorney Lohra Miller.

    Miller fired Morgan for allegedly leaking "confidential, internal information" to a friend and campaign worker, Steven Maese. Maese goes on trial this month in connection with a Cottonwood Heights prostitution ring.

    Although Morgan apparently was at meetings at which Maese's case was discussed, Morgan denies he participated in the discussions or provided his friend with any information.
    Morgan claims Miller fired him remove him as a potential future political rival — he ran unsuccessfully against her at the Republican convention.

    Phone records obtained by The Tribune's Robert Gehrke and Steve Hunt confirm Morgan and Maese talked scores of times, but Morgan says the topic was politics — including another run for DA.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:41 PM | 2 Comments
    Hatch sees a decade of war
    Jennifer Weaver of The Spectrum shares a conversation she had recently with Sen. Orrin Hatch on how long the U.S. would be fighting in Iraq. Says Hatch:
    Let's be honest about it. ... I was asked how long I thought we'd be in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I said at least 10 years. ...
    If we allow al-Qaida to flourish, these terrorists will take over the world and are willing to kill anyone who doesn't believe the way they do. Because of that, (the war is) not easy to walk away from. They will use oil revenues to spread terrorism and to destroy Israel that we can't walk out on because we have commitments to Israel."

    Weaver opines that the Iraq War is not about weapons of mass destruction or a direct threat to the U.S. It is about Israel:

    Yes, Hatch was right when he said it's going to take at least 10 years because Israel is volatile and the minute it falls, so does the U.S. Why? Because Iran will rise up with its extremist Islamic front with Hezbollah, Hamas and al-Qaida, committed to installing its theocratic dominance throughout the world, and will ultimately press for the destruction of the West. ...

    The (Gen. David) Petraeus report pretty much supported that notion, and thus, the war rages on — along with my weariness for the Bush administration to finally come clean about protecting Israel. At least Hatch threw me a bone.

    posted by gwarchol @ 12:35 PM | 1 Comments
    Church or cult?
    Amid the spreading ripples of news analysis following the FLDS raid, the Scripps Howard News Service has tackled that stickiest of questions: Is it a cult or a church?

    Benjamin Bistline, former FLDS member, says cult:
    It’s nothing more than a cult. A cult is controlled by one person. What he says goes or you get booted.
    Steven Shields, who teaches at the Community of Christ Church in Independence, Mo., and has written on Mormonism's dozens of splinter groups, says church:
    To meet the definition, a church needs only a small group of people meeting to share religion and some sort of chain of command.

    Douglas Laycock, constitutional law expert at the University of Michigan, says church — but that alone won't make the raid on the ranch unlawful:

    If there’s probable cause, the government can search churches like anyplace else.
    Alonzo Gaskill, an assistant professor of World Religions at BYU, refuses to make a call:
    One first has to define what is meant by "legitimate." In the end, legitimacy must be defined by the believer. An onlooker might claim a faith is somehow ‘illegitimate,’ but that doesn’t make it such to the practitioner.
    One authority on church status, the IRS, hasn't had to decide the cult/church question. Neither the FLDS nor the YFZ Ranch has filed for status as a nonprofit organization. (I'll bet the taxman is breathing a sigh of relief on that one.)

    And Schleicher County, Texas, says Eldorado Ranch has not requested an exemption from its $1 million in property taxes on the grounds it's a religious organization.

    posted by gwarchol @ 11:11 AM | 0 Comments
    Flippin' Mitt
    Who would be a better judge of John McCain's economic savvy than self-made gazillionaire Mitt Romney?

    So, Mitt, riddle me this: Is McCain a Washington hack with a lick-spittle relationship with lobbyists — or is he a seasoned conservative like the Gipper?

    Mitt on Jan. 25:

    Now [McCain's] engaging in "Washington talk." "Washington talk" says that somehow, because you’ve been in Washington, and you’ve been on a committee, that you somehow know about how the jobs of this country have been created.

    Mitt on McCain this week:

    I can tell you that for a person who’s spent over 25 years in Washington, D.C., working on economic policies from the days of (Ronald) Reagan and throughout the current time, Senator McCain is very well aware of the spending programs in Washington, which ones need to be cut back, which ones need to be grown. He understands also how to relieve the pressure on the American taxpayer.

    Does this guy want to be McCain's veep or what?

    UPDATE:Romney says that while he considers being asked highly unlikely, he “absolutely” would accept an offer from McCain to be his running mate.

    He’s a fine man. We like each other. We campaigned together more than once and I will campaign with him all the way through November ...

    posted by gwarchol @ 10:32 AM | 0 Comments
    Ute T-rays kick butt!
    The folks with the really big heads at the University of Utah have done it again. This time U scientists have made a breakthrough that could take computing to a new level of speed using terahertz spybeams. So cool.

    When I got the press release yesterday, I didn't know what to make of it — "terahertz?" But today I see the Brits are all in a bother about it.

    Boffins* working at the University of Utah say they have one-upped London-based researchers in the race to perfect "T-ray" powered computers. Terahertz radiation, or T-rays, could drive powerful circuitry in a similar fashion to photonic optical machines seen by some as a likely successor to current (cough) electronic kit.

    "We have taken a first step to making circuits that can harness or guide terahertz radiation," said Ajay Nahata, Utah associate prof. "Eventually - in a minimum of 10 years - this will allow the development of superfast circuits, computers and communications."

    Boffins* at Imperial College in London showed off some basic T-ray handling techniques in February, but Nahata says the UofU methods are far more advanced. Go Utes!

    *Brit for techies with really big heads.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:00 AM | 0 Comments
    New FLDS compound
    A Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints compound has emerged near Grand Junction, Colo.

    Delta County Sheriff Fred McKee told reporters he found no evidence of criminal activity when he visited the compound near Crawford, Colo., about 65 miles southeast of Grand Junction.

    The property is owned by Neph Barlow, who told McKee the people living behind the 7-foot fence are members of the FLDS. McKee, who wins the Shy Lawman Award, says the subject of polygamy did not come up during his tour of the compound.
    [Barlow] just wanted us to be able to look at the property and assure his neighbors that he doesn't have any type of criminal activity going on there and it's just him and his family and hired hands that are working on the property at this time.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:21 AM | 0 Comments
    EnergySolutions' shopping spree
    EnergySolutions, the dump operator that wants to bring foreign nuke waste to Utah, is donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to politicians campaigns, reports the Associated Press.

    The company, which already pretty much owns Utah's Congressman Rob Bishop, needs to buy more friends in Washington to kill a bill that would ban the importation foreign radioactive waste — hot waste that would end up in EnergySolution's Utah dump. (Fun quiz: Which photo at right is the waste dump?)

    South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, a champion of nuclear energy, has been the biggest recipient of EnergySolution's largess.

    EnergySolutions manages a South Carolina site through which Italian waste could be imported. After processing, 1,600 tons of the nastiest N-garbage would be shipped to EnergySolutions' Utah dump west of Salt Lake City.

    posted by gwarchol @ 6:48 AM | 0 Comments
    Tuesday, April 15, 2008
    Let's 'improve' the spiral
    Gov. Jon Huntsman took a chopper out to the "Spiral Jetty" Monday as part of developing a long-term vision for protecting the Great Salt Lake.

    A Canadian-based oil exploration company wants to drill near the jetty, and could begin in a few weeks in an area where it already has a lease with the state.

    Update: The Dia Art Foundation, spokeswoman Katie Sonnenborn, says the foundation "is working with the state to determine a protected area around the artwork, no terms have been decided."

    Protecting the spiral sculpture raises some ironies. Artist Robert Smithson, himself, was fascinated by the interaction between technology and nature. Says Dia curator Lynne Cooke:
    The sense of ruined and abandoned hopes interested him. He didn’t look for beautiful places, but rather despoiled landscapes where industry and the wild overlap.
    Presumably, Smithson would have loved the image of a drilling rig boring dead center through his artwork.

    Finally, the "Spiral Jetty," built nearly 40 years ago, is itself an unnatural intrusion into the lake's ecosystem. In fact, state officials would not have approved Smithson's proposal today.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:39 PM | 0 Comments
    We even got the telegraph
    The New York Times offers an in-depth view of Idaho, Montana and Wyoming's wolf controversy — wolves have been taken off the endangered list only to quickly be gunned down. But as often is the case, the NYTimes proves geographically challenged west of the Hudson River.

    (Another New York publication famously summed the perennial issue up at right.)

    One animal, says the article, datelined from Denver, may become a martyr for the pro-wolf movement. Wolf 253M was shot in western Wyoming.

    The killing made headlines as far away as Utah, where 253M had wandered in 2002, before being transported back to Wyoming.

    "As far away as Utah?" Perhaps, someone should tell the NYTimes that with the Pony Express and all, news makes its way from western Wyoming to Salt Lake City even faster than 253M could walk.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:14 PM | 0 Comments
    Tilting with Tilton
    Springville State Rep. Aaron "Atomic" Tilton uses the Provo Herald op-ed page to defend himself from on-going allegations that he is using his office as a springboard for business opportunities, including a minor deal to, er, build a nuke plant near Green River.

    Recent criticism has given many the erroneous impression that since I am a member of the Public Utilities and Technology Committee of the Utah House of Representatives, somehow I have a conflict of interest with a business that I partly own that is seeking to build a nuclear power plant in Utah. ...

    The allegation simply is not true.
    Of course, the tactic of addressing criticism head on is always an iffy gambit for a politician. First, it reminds everyone of what you've been up to, then makes you a clear target.

    A Daily Herald poster, "Thereitis," immediately rips into Tilton, accusing him of the nastiest thing imaginable in red, red Utah County — being worse than Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
    What a crock...! You are pulling a Clinton in that you are bold faced enough to just climb in everyone's face and demand we concede to your "innocence." You "own" a company that has business before the very legislative committee that you serve as vice chair. ....

    When you first got into office you ran a little non-descript bill that dealt with online pharmacies. Did you bother to tell anyone that you sell viagra online? No!
    You got elected to serve yourself! Period. ...

    You and Al Gore are full of it! And you need to resign!
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:47 AM | 0 Comments
    Obama, Osama — let's call the whole thing off
    Dean Singleton, the publisher of the Tribune and board chairman of the Associated Press, is the latest in a long line of people to verbally confuse Osama bin Laden with Barack Obama.

    Singleton, a Texan who doesn't go for half measures — screwed up bodaciously, making the slip at the Associated Press luncheon in front of just about every news outlet on the planet.

    DEAN SINGLETON: Can you imagine shifting a substantial number of Afghanistan — a substantial number to Afghanistan? For the Taliban has been gaining strength and Obama bin Laden is still at large.

    OBAMA: I think that was Osama bin Laden. (Laughter from the audience, Obama grins.)

    DEAN: If I did that, I’m so sorry. (Smacks forehead and sheepishly smiles.)

    OBAMA: No, no, no. This is part of — part of the — part of the exercise that I’ve been going through over the last 15 months, which is why it’s pretty impressive I’m still standing here.


    We have yet to hear if Osama took umbrage.


    posted by gwarchol @ 10:53 AM | 2 Comments
    Eldorado and the big picture
    Nearly two weeks after the raid on the FLDS compound in Texas, the Big Questions are starting to bubble up. What about the civil rights? What is the fallout for the LDS church? And what does the whole mess say about religion in general?

    The LDS Church is on its last nerve with international media for failing to distinguish between the mainstream Mormon church, LDS, and the one with the "F" — sometimes confusing the two. The flippin' Agence France-Presse ran a photo of the Salt Lake LDS Temple with its stories of the FLDS raid in Texas. You can imagine a PR suit answering a phone 24/7 in a windowless room the church office tower:
    No, that is not us. Let me send you our press packet."
    The raid will only add to the recent "Perfect Storm" of media coverage of the LDS Church discussed by DNews Mormon Media Observer, Joel Campbell.

    In the Tribune, Michael Nielsen, a social psychologist on the editorial board of Dialogue, heads in a different direction, offering some suggestions on how the LDS church should address the inevitiable confusion of the LDS faith with the polygamous cult in Texas. Including:
    Develop a new understanding - a revelation, even - regarding ... the section of Mormon scripture that forms the foundation for polygamy and celestial marriage. As part of this, discontinue the policy allowing men to be sealed to more than one woman. Such a change would make it clearer than ever that polygamy is in the past.
    (I especially like the "develop" a revelation part.)

    But it takes a comedian, in this case Bill Maher, to see the broader picture:

    ...Whenever a cult leader sets himself up as “God’s infallible wing man” here on earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats.

    That’s right. The Pope is coming to America this week...

    But, really, what tripped up the “little cult on the prairie” was that they only abused hundreds of kids, not thousands all over the world. Cults get raided. Religions get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME! (full transcript)


    posted by gwarchol @ 8:40 AM | 0 Comments
    Here's a SUV ad idea
    Upon reading a story about an investigation of an F-16 fighter firing its 20mm rapid-fire cannon at two soldiers in an SUV on the Utah bombing range, I'm sure your attention, like mine, stopped on the words, "a rental from Avis."

    Hill Air Force Base has had it's share of mishaps lately, including accidentally shipping some nuclear weapon fuses to Taiwan, but this one strikes a chord with anyone who has ever rented a car. The soldiers were not badly injured, but the incident brings up all kinds of questions that the official investigation does not seem to be addresssing:
    • Does the Army routinely rent SUVs to drive on the bombing range?
    • Does Avis know that the military is renting its vehicles for combat training? ("Could I interest you in an upgrade to a half-track?")
    • What additional insurance boxes do you initial if you are going to drive a rental car into harms way?
    • Finally, what did the G.I.s tell Avis when they turned the SUV back in? "You're kidding — 20mm holes? Huh, it must have been that way when we picked it up."

    posted by gwarchol @ 7:06 AM | 1 Comments
    Monday, April 14, 2008
    Untangling the legal hairball
    Scripps Howard News Service reports that Texas authorities have offered some hints on how their prosecution might proceed against polygamists in Eldorado, using new laws the state passed to deal with the FLDS.
    • In cases where teenage girls have babies, authorities will look closely at how old they were when they conceived, and at the father's age.
    • Because polygamous sects do not file marriage certificates of second and third wives, a law allows prosecutors to charge people with bigamy (obtaining more than one marriage license) in situations where the crime appears to exists, such as multiple wives living in one house.
    • Another law makes it illegal for children to marry their stepparents.
    • The laws also provided for prosecutors to go after parents who allow children younger than 16 to marry.

    Shannon Edmonds, of the Texas District and County Attorney's Association, says that because bigamy was a misdemeanor, it was rarely prosecuted. Now that it is punishable with stiff prison terms, prosecutors are more likely to use it, particularly if it is linked to a sex crime.

    In British Columbia, Canada, where a splinter FLDS group has settled, The Province is cautioning the attorney general not to blow it if he goes forward with prosecution, like Texas is attempting.

    We are entitled to wonder, since the communities in Bountiful and in Texas are satellites of the same sect, whether such activities could be common to both.

    Before leaping to conclusions, however, we are reminded that the [Royal Canadian Mounted Police] spent two years investigating Bountiful and were unable to recommend charges.

    The paper warns that although polygamy is illegal in British Columbia, prosecutors will need to have a rock solid case.

    The attorney-general's tenacity is admirable. But the danger is that, if the courts find the polygamists are protected under the Charter, it essentially legalizes their activities.



    posted by gwarchol @ 2:52 PM | 3 Comments
    Bill and Ian check in
    University of Utah grad Bill Marriott at 76 is taking his staid hotel chain in a hip direction, according to the London Times. More shocking, Eagle Scout Bill is hanging with a new wild-and-crazy buddy.

    In a testament to the spirit of change that animates successful business leaders, Mr Marriott recently acquired a new and quite unusual best friend. His latest — improbable — bedfellow is Ian Schrager, the enfant terrible of 1970s New York...

    Marriott and Schrager are launching a chain of a dozen high-end, super-trendy hotels called Edition. The first will open in Los Angeles in 2010, then in Paris and South Beach, Miami. Who'd a thought Bill had it in him?
    It has been described as one of the strangest pairings in capitalism: the upstanding Mormon who started life as heir to the root beer stand in Washington DC owned by his father, and patiently built one of the world's best-known brands; and the fast-living New York party king, the aging monarch of style and creator of the modern “boutique” hotel, who once spent time in a federal prison for tax evasion.

    Though never to be confused with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, Bill told the Times that he and I-man can party:

    Earlier this year we announced the new Edition name in LA and we had a big party. It was so noisy you couldn't hear yourself speak. I was asked to say a few words and I said this was the craziest party I've been to since high school.
    Bill says Ian (above) is so crazy he never wears a tie!

    posted by gwarchol @ 1:20 PM | 0 Comments
    News from the hive
    Everyone knew it was coming, but now it's finally official. The Deseret Morning News has become the Deseret News again.



    Editor Joe Cannon fell back on his skills as a former Washington lobbyist and GOP party hack to blow smoke up his readers, er, eyes in a front page-column on Sunday:
    Five years ago making Morning our middle name was an important indicator of the rise-and-shine freshness we wanted to convey and embody.
    What bologna. The DNews emphasized the "Morning" as the culmination of a decades-long campaign for credibility — the "Christian Science Monitor of the West" — by distancing themselves from their owner, the LDS Church. Besides, deseret* is a weirdass Mormon word that never ceased to confuse and amuse sources and media outside Utah. I know, I worked for the DNews (and, perversely, liked having the goofy Deseret in the name.)

    But everyone with an IQ the size of their hat band always knew that whatever the name and no matter how solid the DNews' journalism, few but staunch Mormons would subscribe to a Church-owned rag.

    But in the last couple years, the marketing imperatives of the Internet superseded the journalistic fantasies at the DNews. Media One, the company that prints and distributes the DNews and Trib, realized the DNews has a rich demographic to exploit as a so-called niche publication. Mormons from around the world will check in with a church-owned information website that is chock full of LDS news and chatter. And that sells advertising.

    So deseret is back and the MormonTimes insert soon will come out twice a week. I can't wait for Joe's next column in the Deseret Alphabet, right.

    *Book of Mormon word for honeybee.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:34 AM | 11 Comments
    Mitt's $1M love campaign
    The Spectator reports that after failing to get the GOP presidential nomination Mitt Romney will invest at least $1 million in a long-term project — to buy the hearts of conservatives.

    Mitt is creating a conservative think tank that will not only give him street cred with a skeptical Republican right wing, but will keep his campaign cadre employed until he can make another presidential run in 2012.
    According to former Romney advisers, the former candidate has budgeted more than a million dollars of his own money, and would tap a number of his financial supporters for more, to set up a new foundation -- perhaps in Michigan -- that would promote conservative policy ideas.
    Still, the Spectator isn't optimistic about Mitt's chances of zooming conservatives, particularly the religious right.
    Romney's conservative policy ideas largely paled in comparison to most of the other candidates in the race, including some of John McCain's, Fred Thompson's, and even Mike Huckabee's. Romney's tax plan was not as aggressive as Thompson's or Huckabee's, and his immigration reform plan was closer to the moderate plan put forward by McCain.
    As part of this conservative image-building campaign — does Mitt ever sleep? — a former adviser says it was Romney who sought the recent radio gig filling in for ancient heartland heartthrob Paul Harvey. (Mitt even looks like a younger version of Paul, above.)
    Governor Romney saw that that was how Fred Thompson got his jumpstart in the campaign. He's not above borrowing a good idea if it will help him.
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:41 AM | 0 Comments
    Clothes make the polyg
    Rebecca Walsh does a style review of polygamist clans and finds fashion is a form of mind control, especially in the case of FLDS women whose frumpy pastel dresses have been described as "Victorian" by a shocked foreign media.
    The compound fence isn't the only cage for the women of polygamy. There is also a prison uniform - yards of pink and blue fabric, inches and inches of hair and ugly orthopedic shoes. ...

    For the rest of the country, the billowing dresses and poofy French braids must look like a cotton-candy variation on 19th-century fashion or the voluminous folds of a burka.
    Far be it from me to criticize Rebecca — lest she open her can of whup-ass on me — but her column omitted a much more familiar example of fashion as control: the walled compound at Salt Lake's Temple Square. Consider mainline Mormonism in general: The "modest" dresses and white, white shirts on men? Even pinstripes are the devil's playground. One General Confernence makes it obvious that for the LDS — dowdiness is next to Godliness.

    A case study is the young women missionaries that hunt unwary tourists around the Tabernacle, the wide-eyed innocents that the profane among us have dubbed the "Babes of Temple Square."

    (First, what's up with that? Why are only comely young lasses, many from exotic lands, used as bait in the LDS tourist trap? Is there a fear that hayseed Elder LaVarr from Pocatello, say, would be a turn off to potential converts at Mormon ground zero?)

    In 2000, the overseers of the Temple Square missionaries apparently thought the maidens were dressing a little too hot. Some were wearing colorful Jezebel-like scarves with their ankle length wool coats — and the coats, sweet Jesus, were sliding toward the pastel end of the spectrum.

    An LDS spokesman said the more stringent dress code — white blouses and black or navy dresses and coats — is meant to "make it easier . . . to identify sister missionaries." (As if anyone would confuse them with twosomes of impossibly wholesome hookers plying their trade around the Seagull Miracle Fountain.)

    As Carolyn Jessop, a former wife of the bishop of the polygamous Texas compound, told Walsh:
    You can modify people's behavior just by putting them in a certain kind of dress. It is a uniform. You have nothing about you that's individual. You're just a part of a whole.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:53 AM | 6 Comments
    Buckingham Palace naming rights?

    Utah's EnergySolutions is in the running to build a new generation of nuke plants in Great Britain.The London Times reports that EnergySolutions has joined with the Japanese firm Toshiba-Westinghouse to compete with British Energy to build and operate a reactor that would become the prototype for a string of future plants in the UK — and, I've got to wonder, Green River?

    The reactor will cost £2.8 billion to build, roughly $6 billion.

    EnergySolutions has been active in Britain since June last year, when it bought Reactor Sites Management Co. Through that aquisition, EnergySolutions will oversee the dismantling and clean-up of two dozen UK reactors.

    And if the Brits need a place to dump any left-over N-waste, I'll bet EnergySolutions, with some help from Congressman Rob Bishop, could find a site.

    posted by gwarchol @ 7:15 AM | 0 Comments
    Friday, April 11, 2008
    Open the books
    Considering Rep. Mike Morley's link to a SEC lawsuit related to a fraud case (a hedge fund that allegedly defrauded investors "loaned" him $3 million), I have to wonder if the Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance ought to follow the wisdom of Mike Noel. You know, demand that organizations in which Morley is financially involved open their books for inspection.

    Who knows where the trail might lead?

    Morley has close financial relationship with the Utah County Republican Party, for instance. And the Spanish Fork Rotary. And because he gives a 10 percent cut of his income to the LDS Church, let's take a look at their books, too!
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:58 AM | 3 Comments
    Thursday, April 10, 2008
    Scary Mitt
    Screamin' Demo boss Howard Dean says he feared Mitt Romney more than any other Republican presidential candidate.

    Why was the Democratic National Committee chair, left, scared of Mitt? Romney's truckloads of money, of course, and because he’s “articulate.” Now Mitt is putting that silver tongue, if not the wealth, at the service of John McCain.

    What would Mitt do? McCain says he would not attend the opening ceremonies at the Olympics, if he were president.

    Unless they change something pretty quickly, I would not go to the opening ceremonies.

    I would say right now, this depends on Chinese behavior. Unless there is some progress with the Dalai Lama, including conversations with him, including stopping this brutal crackdown that we’re seeing in Tibet, then I would make the decision not to go. But I would say to the Chinese, "Look, clean up your act here. This is not acceptable."

    You can’t have a nation that’s the world’s super power in many respects behave like this, that – an oppressive and brutal fashion. So I think a message needs to be sent to the Chinese, and a pretty strong one. But I would say, ‘Look, I can decide the day before the opening ceremonies,’ but I would certainly keep that option open if I were president.

    I've got to wonder what Olympic champion Mitt thinks about boycotting the opening ceremonies?
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:29 PM | 2 Comments
    Hatch memorial highway
    The Onion quoted a watchdog group, Citizens Against Government Waste, to release a send-up list of egregious pork-barrel "earmark" spending. The so-called "Pig Book," includes Utah's Sen. Orrin Hatch:

    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT), $10 million to build a one-mile, 20-lane highway outside of Salt Lake City

    It's not so funny when you recall how similar it sounds to earlier plans for the Legacy Highway that opens soon outside SLC.

    posted by gwarchol @ 2:09 PM | 1 Comments
    Children's campaigns
    Mitt's son Tagg Romney tells the Washington Post in a profile of Chelsea Clinton that candidates' children have to take their lumps if they go on the campaign trail. Says the 37-year-old Romney (one of five brothers who helped on dad's campaign):

    I don't know if it's fair to go deep into candidates' children's personal lives, because I'm not sure that really affects the way the candidate makes decisions. But if you're willing to put yourself out there, then you need to be able to answer questions.

    Chelsea has had to field questions about Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewisnsky and MSNBC's David Shuster said she is being "pimped out" by the campaign

    The latest question Chelsea has had to answer: Would her mother make a better president than her father.

    I don't take anything for granted, but hopefully with Pennsylvania's help she will be our next president. And yes, I do think she'll be a better president.

    Tagg Romney remembers political advisors warning the brothers:

    If your dad is going to run, you're the collateral damage.

    Meanwhile, Mitt is taking his profile to a new high today by filling in for ailing 89-year-old heartland radio host Paul Harvey.

    posted by gwarchol @ 1:35 PM | 1 Comments
    Gain = pain for Dooce

    Incredibly popular SLC-based blogger "Dooce" (Heather Armstrong) tells the Wall Street Journal that her popular mommy site, on which she shares the intimate details of her life, has drawn enough hate mail to send her to a therapist.

    Dooce.com, of course, has brought her a ton of money, too, with its posts about her daughter, dog and feminine plumbing. Her husband quit his job and now just handles the site's advertising.

    ViolentAcres.com, posted a parody of a letter from Armstrong to her daughter Leta, saying:

    Since your father and I started exploiting you for cash, neither one of us has had to work a real job for a few months now. Score!
    That and other nasty posts have driven Armstrong to a shrink:
    "The hate mail will invariably happen, and when it does your entire world will crumble around your ears," she says. In one example, she says a person she thought was a friend posted a comment saying she "wanted to punch me in the face because she hated me so much."
    To cope, she prints out the attack emails, lays them in the driveway and drives her car over them. "It's made my life a thousand percent better."
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:48 AM | 0 Comments
    LDS PR nightmare
    Reuters news service's FaithWorld says the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has a "fundamental" PR problem that is only being reinforced by the raid on the FLDS compound in Texas.

    In Utah, non-Mormons are aware of the gulf between the LDS and the FLDS, but Reuters' Ed Stoddard writes that is not true in the rest of the nation and the world:
    [The LDS] may have renounced polygamy over a century ago but the breakaway sects which continue to practice plural marriage are the ones that often catch the public eye, leading to the popular misconception that all Mormon men have, or strive to have, more than one (often underage) wife.

    As all of this was unfolding my wife happened to mention to a friend of hers in South Africa — a friend who is well-educated, a journalist and a devout Christian — that I was covering the story. Her friend’s response? “Those Mormons, they’re weird. I don’t answer the door when they knock,” she said. My wife said as far as her friend was concerned, Mormons were Mormons and that was that.

    ... The perception is clearly there: Mormons are the funny fellows taking multiple wives and living in isolated retreats in remote patches of America.


    In Canada, the National Post reports that British Columbia's attorney general is considering bringing in a special prosecutor because the prosecutors in his office have no stomach for the legal nightmare of taking on the FLDS compound in Bountiful, B.C. Says AG Wally Oppal:

    This matter has to come to fruition. All right-thinking Canadians abhor what is said to be going on there -- 50-yearold men married to 15-yearold girls and all the exploitation.

    Oppal said he could order his prosecutors to take on the case, but wants a more optimistic prosecutor.

    I would like a more aggressive approach, which means you lay the charge and let the defence worry about the constitutionality issue. That's normally the way things are done.
    Oppal's prosecutors, however, have history to support them. The AP offers a closer look at the history of ineffective U.S. campaigns to eradicate Mormon-style polygamy in the 20th Century.

    Polygamy historian Ken Driggs told the AP's Jennifer Dobner the raids only have a short-term effect:

    It ended up strengthening them in the long run. It's not going to make it go away.

    posted by gwarchol @ 10:39 AM | 0 Comments
    Up in radioactive smoke
    In the second Hill AFB-related nuclear oopsie uncovered in a month, a Layton garbage burning plant incinerated military hardware that contained radioactive materials. Earlier it was discovered that a warehouse at the base somehow shipped nuke warhead fuses to Taiwan, instead of batteries.

    Hill Air Force Base officials say they would have "followed different procedures" if they had known the junk the had incinerated contained radioactive materials. Oh well. Workers at the Wasatch Integrated Waste Management District burned secret military components that contained depleted uranium before Hill realized the items were radioactive. (Slap forehead here.)

    The military uses the dense depleted uranium alloy in armor-piercing weapons, armor and as ballast for things like cruise missiles. The stuff can only be safely disposed of deep underground.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:55 AM | 0 Comments
    Morley's $3 million campaign problem
    The Tribune reports that State Rep. Mike Morley, R-Spanish Fork, is named in lawsuits in Utah and New York brought by the Securities Exchange Commission to recover $3 million "loaned" to him by a hedge fund that allegedly defrauded investors.

    The former National Republican Party Businessman of the Year is up for re-election and, not surprisingly, the Utah County GOP is trying to keep his legal problem on the downlow.

    The party is discouraging his GOP opponent Chance Williams from discussing Morley's $3 million legal problem — even though Williams is making ethics reform central to his campaign. Williams tells the Trib:
    This lawsuit shows everything that everyone has always been saying about him.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:18 AM | 2 Comments
    Wednesday, April 9, 2008
    "Colossal Mistake" in Eldorado?
    Anti-polygamy activist Flora Jessop says the raid on the FLDS compound near Eldorado, Tex., a "colossal mistake." For one thing, she says, authorities have identified the wrong man as the "husband" of a 16-year old girl whose call triggered the raid.

    She fears the operation against the polygamist sect will turn into a chaotic mess, like the 1953 Short Creek Raid, in which Arizona authorities took approximately 263 women and children into custody, but failed to stamp out polygamy.

    Another problem she told the Tribune, is that the women and children who have been rounded up won't give authorities the information they need to begin prosecution — names of fathers, dates of births, ages.
    First of all, they are all terrified they are going to hell if they talk to anybody. They've been taught their entire lives not to reveal who their mother is, who their father is. It's part of the culture of secrecy. And secrecy breeds isolation.
    Jessop left the sect when she was 16 and has spent the past decade helping teens and women trying to leave the FLDS church.
    posted by gwarchol @ 4:03 PM | 6 Comments
    Time for a couple dozen doughnuts
    Do these cops muggling for a television camera in a Weber County marijuana hot house look a little too happy with their bust?

    KUTV ran the picture with a story that reports firefighters discovered 130 plants behind a false wall at a Pleasant View home. The resident was charged with cultivation and possession of marijuana.

    No one was injured in the fire, but it looks like at least two officers may have suffered from smoke inhalation.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:31 PM | 1 Comments
    Don't trust your gut, SuperDell
    If you need your daily dose of batsh*t loony, check in with SuperDell Schanze, Libertarian* candidate for governor of Utah. According to his latest post:
    The top 3 reasons SUPERDELL is by far the best choice for Governor are: Love, Wisdom and Passion!!! The purest form of love & wisdom is the spirit of God. SUPERDELL works so hard to follow the commandments of God so completely that he feels the love and wisdom from God pound through his body like Niagara Falls after a storm....
    SuperDell, I think those Niagra Falls gastric god tremors are from the double-bean burrito you had for lunch.

    *The Libertarians might have their own ideas.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:22 PM | 1 Comments
    Earth to Tilda...
    A UK blog, ContactMusic.com, reports that Oscar winner Tilda Swinton says Utah's Sundance Film Festival has become "a polluted lagoon," where celebrities and stars are sucked under by crass promotional freebies.

    Swinton, who won the Supporting Actress Oscar for Michael Clayton, was at Sundance with her new film Derek, which she wrote and produced. The Scottish actress, who made a freakish Oscar acceptance speech ("George Clooney, ... seeing you climb into that rubber bat suit from Batman & Robin, the one with the nipples, every morning), says she was ostracized when she told organizers she wanted nothing to do with the "swag."
    Everybody went there to enjoy the crystal waters and the white sand, and they just messed it up with swag bags and studio deals. I actually said I didn't want any swag, and it was not kindly taken. Someone almost said to me, 'Well, what are you doing here then?'
    O.K. Let's try to decode this. "Crystal waters" refers to the Jordanelle Reservoir? Vodka? And "white sand" is Utah's powder snow? Cocaine?

    Or is there another Sundance in January? In Australia. Or on Mars.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:45 PM | 1 Comments
    Pen pals
    Bob Murray, whose name will forever be entwined with the Crandall coal mine disaster last summer, is back to his old antics as the investigation into the tragedy and lawsuits move ahead.

    If you remember, Murray developed a very weird stand-up routine at the mine gate as rescuers tried to reach the six trapped miners. Costumed in his trademark sweater vest or mining paraphernalia, Murray sometimes launched into rambling diatribes against global warming, environmentalists and, of course, the news media.

    This week, Bob's UtahAmerican Energy lawyers
    blasted the Tribune in two separate letters, emailed to all news media, for a "campaign of falsehoods to make Mr. Murray a pariah in Utah."
    ...Your newspaper has taken every opportunity it could find to twist facts, invent stories and distort events in an effort to berate, vilify and malign [Crandall Canyon mine's management and ownership] and especially Mr. Robert E. Murray. ...
    Apparently, KSL-TV, Utah's big dog of broadcasting, felt slighted. KSL reported Monday:
    Eyewitness News has found the mining company may be trying to make its point to all of the news media.

    Not only did Murray Energy send the letter to the Tribune, but it also sent copies to news organizations throughout the state....But some are questioning if the company is firing a "shot across the bow" to manipulate the coverage.

    What did KSL "find," Trib reporters and editors wondered? The letter was addressed only to the Tribune.

    Indeed, in a second letter to the Tribune, Murray's lawyers made that abundantly clear:
    The Salt Lake Tribune has tried to deflect our previous criticism by stating, in a self-serving manner, that our criticism is aimed at all media in Utah or elsewhere. That is not the case, our criticism has been aimed squarely and only at the flagrantly false reporting of The Salt Lake Tribune.
    Just for the record, Bob — the Trib didn't state it; KSL did.

    The second letter's primary purpose was to refute a story by the Tribune's Tommy Burr that reported Murray was subpoenaed by Congress. UtahAmerican Energy's lawyer wrote the Burr story was "baseless and false" because Murray had not been "subpoenaed."

    When Burr's story was proven accurate — Bob is under subpoena — UtahAmerican's lawyers "recalled" their letter last night, due to a "technical error."
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:14 AM | 0 Comments
    Sky bridge over troubled waters
    After months of brouhaha, hoo-ha and palaver, the Salt Lake City Council approved a bridge over Main for the LDS Church's City Creek Center — just like everyone knew they would.

    As the Tribune movingly tells it:
    One councilman choked back tears. Several said they will remember the vote all their lives. And most agreed the move will be a catalyst for the capital to forget "the former fortress" of malls that dominated downtown for 30 years.
    "Remember the vote all their lives?" The council must live in a parallel universe to the citizens of Salt Lake City.
    Hello, it's a souless, cheesy shopping mall! In addition to Gateway, we soon will have Gateway Downtown and Gateway Sugarhouse.

    And, as for moving beyond "fortress" malls downtown — now we'll have two fortresses joined by a drawbridge. Sweet.

    Only Councilman Luke Garrott seems to get it: "I don't think you develop downtown through mega-projects." Garrott, who is new on the council, had the innocence to argue that the mall's owner (that would be the LDS Church) is more interested in the mall's bottom line, which a skywalk will improve, than a revitalization of downtown, which it won't.

    Says woefully inexperienced Garrott:
    We want [the bridge] to be invisible and transparent, and on the other hand we want to make it a landmark for the ages. I don't think it can be both things.
    Ha, ha, innocent Luke. It can be anything the church's developer says it is — even a little bit of Paris.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:25 AM | 2 Comments
    Gouging is the Utah way!
    The journalists at Provo's Daily Herald don't just publish editorial opinions they live them.

    Take this editorial on scalping tickets for the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana show at the July 4 Stadium of Fire in Provo:

    Should Utah ban or restrict a practice that pushes the prices of tickets into the stratosphere? Heck, no. This is free enterprise. It's supply and demand. If a music fan really, really, really, REALLY wants to see a celebrity, he or she is going to cough up the dough. ...

    Sure, ticket prices may be exorbitant and inflated -- some say unfair. .... This year's Stadium of Fire show will no doubt give rise to plenty of grumbling that Utah, and Provo in particular, should join the list [regulating scalping]. ...They shouldn't. The free market remains far and away the best regulator.

    The editorial goes on to say that if a scalper "has the brains, guts and good luck to get $500 or $1,000 for a ticket purchased for $100, the ticket is worth $500 or $1,000."

    That might explain why at least seven Daily Herald employees, including a guy with no kids, stood in the line to buy Miley Cyrus tickets.

    UPDATE: Today the Daily Herald officially laments the anguish of disappointed ticket buyers, but says any controls on scalping are impractical: "The more you think about it, the sillier it gets."

    posted by gwarchol @ 8:00 AM | 11 Comments
    Hill's nuke mix-up
    The military contractor at Hill Air Force Base that nearly set off an international incident between the U.S. and China by sending nuclear bomb fuses (oops!) instead of batteries to Taiwan has had a history of problems at other defense facilities, according to a story in the today's Tribune.

    Unfortunately, no one was paying attention to a military inspector general who reported as early as 2002 that military contractor EG&G was getting poor performance ratings and generally mucking things up at a
    Georgia logistics center.

    EG&G Inc. got a $64 million deal to handle the distribution of missile and aircraft parts at Hill Air Force Base. The nuke fuses-to-Taiwan fiasco has Congress questioning how the military oversees of private contractors.

    That's also a bit late: The inspector general had already warned that "the Defense Logistics Agency did not provide adequate contractor oversight."
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:45 AM | 0 Comments
    Tuesday, April 8, 2008
    Black-white and blue in Utah
    I noticed a Utah headline today:

    HOWARD IS FOUND GUILTY
    His Marriage to Ella Howarth
    Null and Void

    The Jury Decides That the Woman
    Is White and the Negro is Black
    —Twenty Days is the Sentence.

    Fortunately, I was reading the Utah Historical Quarterly* and the headline was from the 1898 Ogden Standard. The UHQ's Spring 2008 issue includes a fascinating article on Utah's ban on interracial marriages from 1888 to 1963.

    Another couple, Quong Wah and Dora Harris were turned down for a marriage license in 1898, even though Harris swore she was a Creole and her father was "half Irish and half negro." The Salt Lake County clerk looked Harris over and ruled that her "Caucasian blood predominated" and she couldn't marry an Asian, even if he said "he loved the girl."

    During the struggle for statehood, laws banning polygamy and interracial marriage became entwined in the peculiar way of most things in Utah.

    *The Spring 2008 issue of Historical Quarterly, which also includes a profile of the late state Sen. Pete Suazo, will soon be on line.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:11 PM | 0 Comments
    Pour me a mezcal
    Americans for Legal Immigration (ALIPAC) is calling for a boycott of Absolut vodka after the company took its "In an Absolut World" campaign to Mexico.

    The ad, right, ran on billboards and in a magazine saying the ad was designed for a Mexican audience and intended to recall "a time which the population of Mexico might feel was more ideal."

    It's not an ideal ALIPAC strives for:
    There is a rapidly growing separatist movement in the United States that is being fueled by illegal immigration across our Southern Border with Mexico.

    While many in the American media try to ignore or play down the threat, this radical movement is much stronger than most Americans know and global companies like Absolut are trying to cash in on it.
    Judging from the map, Gov. Huntsman would finally get his long-sought liberalization of Utah's liquor laws.

    Absolut has apologized for the ads.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:28 AM | 1 Comments
    Polyg Busters!
    Utah's crack polyg busters could soon find some lucrative consulting work.

    Attorney General Mark Shurtleff has already dispatched several people to Texas along with Family Services personnel to help with the Eldorado FLDS raid. AG mouthpiece Paul Murphy says:
    Basically we're there to help. We've created a group that deals specifically with child abuse and domestic violence in polygamous communities.
    Meanwhile, Canadian authorities are perplexed with how to proceed with their FLDS splinter group in Bountiful (yes, there's another one), British Columbia.

    But instead of calling in Mark and the Utah gang, the province has turned the matter over to its highest court for a legal opinion on whether Canada's anti-polygamy laws are constitutional before it starts slapping the polygs with charges. Even the savage Maple Leaf Land guarantees freedom of religion.

    B.C. Attorney General Wally Oppal wants to go after the FLDS and Official Opposition’s Associate Justice Critic (whatever that is) Leonard Krog says it's time to send a message that it's unacceptable, in Canada at least, to have children being married to old men.

    Back home, KUTV in Salt Lake reports that Carl and Joni Holm — he claims he escaped from polygamy when he was 16 — say right on! to Texas authorities who are have locked up more than 500 FLDS kids and women at an old fort. (Does this sound a little like Topaz to anyone else?)

    The Holms have recently taken in two young girls and a boy who escaped from polygamy into their home, Joni said. "They just don't know how to answer the phone correctly. They don't have manners."

    She says of the Texas raid:

    I actually commend Texas for taking such a strong stand. If they didn't, who would have?

    Above: Texas FLDS women and children by Trent Nelseon.
    posted by gwarchol @ 9:00 AM | 0 Comments
    Tell us what you really think
    The Salt Lake City planning division — turning over five directors in eight years – spawns a pervasive attitude of fear and has turned its staff into burned out cynics. At least that's what a new audit reports.

    And that's the good part. Here are the review blurbs:
    "It is fast becoming a permit center with little or no focus on planning."

    "...the ineffective process feeds on itself and then continues to degenerate into ever-increasing dysfunction..."

    "Sadly . . . in far too many cases, residents are viewed as 'the enemy' by both management and staff."


    "There was a general feeling of hopelessness and uneasiness among the planning staff, a malaise due to a failure of leadership."
    The Citygate Associates report will be presented to the City Council today.
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:18 AM | 1 Comments
    Mascot escapes Utah House

    A hideous creature found in the Brigham City pond has wildlife officials baffled.

    A Utah Divison of Wildlife Resources agent shuddered:
    When we first saw that fish, we thought what in the ….. is that thing?
    I'll tell you what it is — a viable Democratic contender for Rob Bishop's congressional seat. Just put it in a sweater and ghost write it a few lame jokes.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:44 AM | 1 Comments
    The Tragedy of Woody and Doreen
    In a 21st Century spin on the old Romeo-Juliet shtick, U.S. Immigration authorities have separated a studly 96-year-old Provovian, who has outlived two wives, from his Canadian third wife.

    "Woody" Woodward met 73-year-old Canadian Doreen Buttery at a senior center in Provo. They wed this year and headed for Alberta for a honeymoon.

    But Doreen didn't have her papers in order to return to the U.S. and was detained at the Canadian border. Woody was forced to take a lonely bus ride back to Provo.

    Immigration officials will grill Doreen to make sure her December-very late December marriage is legitimate and not just an attempt to subvert immigration rules. We wouldn't want Doreen to take a job from an American.

    Says Woody:

    It's not good for a man to be alone.

    posted by gwarchol @ 7:23 AM | 0 Comments
    Guv: Protest is American

    A thumbs up to Gov. Jon Huntsman who is in league with the French and the Brits to douse the Olympic torch.

    The Guv told Lisa Riley Roche of the DesNews that he supports the recent pro-Tibet protests against China that have plagued the Olympic torch relay leading to the Beijing games.

    Says the Mandarin-speaking father of an adopted Chinese daughter:

    This is who we are. I think we ought to be totally American about it, in terms of our expressions of outrage and concern and speaking up front and openly as we always do as Americans.

    Huntsman says he protested outside the Chinese embassy in Washington, D.C., when China crushed pro-democracy demonstrators in Tiananmen Square.

    But Huntsman doesn't call for a boycott of the games.

    Our country now has a policy of engagement. And I don't disagree. Because by engaging partners, we bring about change.


    Above: Protest at San Francisco's Golden Gate.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:51 AM | 0 Comments
    Monday, April 7, 2008
    Kennecott's Daybreak
    UPDATE:
    I previously blogged on a recent Tribune package revealing Kennecott Copper's decision to cover up for two decades the dangers their tailings compound posed to nearby residents.

    I also reminded residents of Kennecott Land's South Jordan development Daybreak that buyers were required to sign "environmental issues" disclosure forms that would make it difficult for them to sue Kennecott Land if they had problems with their property. I included a hyperlink to the 2006 Tribune story about Daybreak's closing documents.

    Daybreak lies on what used to be mining evaporation ponds that once held runoff water contaminated with heavy metals. Following an agreement with the state in 1994, Kennecott and local governments have spent $100 million to clean up the area.

    Still, Daybreak buyers are asked to sign a document stating, "While such sulfate, lead, arsenic and other metals in the groundwater may render the underground water undrinkable, they do not pose a health or safety concern or threat to individuals who may live, work or recreate in Daybreak." Daybreak's drinking water comes from the Jordan Valley Water Conservancy District.

    A Daybreak official, thinking the Trib gratuitously had rerun the two-year old story, called to complain. Not to worry, we did not republish the story. We just linked it to this blog.

    Above photo of Daybreak is also from 2006.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:39 PM | 0 Comments
    Deja vu in Texas
    You'd think the Lone Star State would have learned by now.

    Even if they never heard of the Short Creek raids in the 1950s and the political blow-back that cost an Arizona governor his job, you would think that fiasco at the Branch Davidian compound in 1994 would have left an indelible mark on the psyche of Texas law enforcement.

    Thursday, 240 miles from where David Koresh and 76 Davidians were incinerated in Waco, authorities have rounded up 300 women and children from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints near Eldorado, Tex.

    But the FLDS are proving more wily than Koresh. Instead, of trying to hold off a law enforcement seige, the polygamists are peacefully giving themselves up. Their sheer numbers are swamping state resources. Ghandi would have approved of the tactic.

    Debra Brown, executive director of the local Children's Advocacy Center, says her 10 employees soon could be overwhelmed.
    They've taken into custody since Thursday more children than they usually see in a year.

    And in another repeat of the Davidian mess, above right, officials are mostly ignorant of the sect they're raided. Brown says officials are reading books "related to their religion."
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:54 PM | 3 Comments
    Zombie invasion or just Conference?

    A citizen, who implored the Salt Lake City Council to prepare for a zombie attack, has triggered a frenzy of concern across the Web.

    Here's how the Tribune's Derek Jensen reported the ominous warning that came April 1, following a discussion of Downtown's sprawling City Creek overhaul:
    Wesley Wyndham-Price calmly stood before the City Council, cautioning members about downtown's derelict emergency-preparedness plan. City elders are "insouciantly" unaware of risks to City Creek Center, he warned.
    City Creek needs an emergency-preparedness plan, he demanded, against zombies.
    "Zombies are fierce," he said as a crammed council chamber laughed nervously. "They are going to catch us in there."
    At fark.com fear was palpable as more than a hundred comments gushed in:
    They often times mock the guy who tries to warn the general population but when the zombies come, everyone comes flocking to him to save them. Or the zombies are a metaphor, what could be thought of as mindless brain dead humans in Utah?
    And:
    Does this have ANYTHING to do with Mr. Heston dying?
    Many offered nuts-and-bolts advice:
    People joke around about the coming zombie apocalypse, but it's no joke.
    I for one have my rifle, my .40 cal pistol and my Lobo handy. I'm prepared. Are you? No?
    Another in-the-know poster offers:
    Just be sure to shoot them in the head, or decapitate them. Oh yeah, salt. You gotta carry salt so you can put a protective ring around you so you can keep shooting.

    Trust me on this, it's important.
    But most posters expressed straight-forward awe of a prank well played:
    Well done Mr. "Wyndham-Price," whoever you really are....Wesley Wyndham-Price, I owe you a beer.
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:02 PM | 0 Comments
    Did you tip your lawmaker?

    It takes a silver-tongued politician to rationalize this slimy rip off.

    A voter gives a candidate a campaign contribution because the citizen wants to help the politician get elected. Other than lobbyists, no honest Joe thinks of the donation as a gift the pol can use to buy a boat or take a vacation.

    But Utah politicians, who are seldom confused with honest Joes, think congtributions are some kind of gratuity — a tip for being such great guys.

    It's perfectly legal for Utah politicians to spend left-over campaign money on anything they want. And if they have a pile of donations collecting dust when they retire, they can blow it on themselves — and often do.

    For instance, Sen. Mike Dmitrich retired this year with $13,400 languishing in his campaign fund. With his usual breathtaking candor, the Price Dem, above, says:
    I might support other candidates with it, but it would have to be somebody I really liked. I'll probably just keep it and pay taxes on it.
    Looks like some high times ahead on the links for Mike's pals.

    Former House Majority Leader Jeff Alexander, $62,000, and former Sen. Al Mansell, $45,600, haven't said what they'll do with their surpluses.

    Former Rep. Karen Hale sponsored a bill to require candidates to put any left-overs into political campaigns, charities or the state's general fund rather than buy a boat with it. But other lawmakers bitterly fought her proposal:
    They would say 'I really earned this money. I've given up personal time and sacrificed for this office.'

    But public service is just that: service.

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:08 AM | 1 Comments
    Go floor!
    If you're desperate for a Utah connection— any link at all — to the NCAA national championship game today, KSL, and the Tribune, offers homer trivia:

    When the NCAA basketball tournament reaches the Final Four, some of the best players in the game are showing their stuff, seen by millions of fans. This high-caliber play needs a high caliber playing surface, and Connor Sport Court of Salt Lake City is the company the NCAA has turned to for the past four years to manufacture and install it.

    Company president Ron Cerny, says, "There has to be resiliency in the floor, but also it has to be firm enough so that you have a ball bounce that is true."

    And that firm, but resilient, floor is manufactured in Utah.

    A better story is who put those slippery temporary NCAA logos that tripped up even the Tar Heels?

    Several North Carolina players skidded on the logo, along with players at other sites. Coach Roy Williams made a plea to reporters after the Arkansas game:

    Let's stop putting those stupid logos on the floor where kids slip and slide around. Somebody is going to get hurt, and I've said that for years and years and years. And every coach here at this site said this is a mistake to have that... it is dangerous.

    The people here did everything they could do. They washed it with ammonia, they washed it with Wendy's super-burger-whatever, I mean, they did everything they could. They need to rip the dadgum things up.

    Coach Roy may get his wish. The decals will get an extensive review after the tournament. (The floors at the Final Four and the four NCAA regional sites were never scheduled to have decals pressed onto them.)
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:13 AM | 0 Comments
    Gay-LDS talks
    Gays have been watching new LDS President Thomas S. Monson to see if he would continue the church's recent thaw toward homosexuality. The church views homosexuality as a moral choice and active gays face excommunciation. Monson was rumored to be a hardliner on the issue.

    Monson offered some hope last week. Jennifer Dobner of the Associated Press reports that representatives from LDS church have accepted an invitation to meet with the gay Mormon group Affirmation. In February, three days after Monson was named president, Affirmation wrote him to again ask the church to meet with them. Dave Melson of Affirmation says:

    Affirmation has tried five or six times over the past 31 years to meet with church leaders. This is their second response.

    The first response, last year, was to politely blow off the gay group.

    But this time, Affirmation leaders have been invited to meet with Fred M. Riley, commissioner of Family Services for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and Harold C. Brown, the agency's past commissioner.

    Though the men are administrators, not ecclesiastical leaders, the discussion has begun.

    posted by gwarchol @ 7:39 AM | 5 Comments
    Friday, April 4, 2008
    Crayola Conference
    Probably nothing lulls more Mormons kids into nasty daydreams than having to sit through General Conference and its hours of interminable, insomnia-curing talks.

    In hopes of keeping those idle hands and minds busy this weekend, Crawler is passing along an "General Conference Activity Pack"* that will occupy bored-out-of-their-minds kids of all ages.

    I particularly recommend the "Conference Talk Bingo" game (Page 10), in which kids use M&Ms to cover topic boxes, including "Holy Ghost," "resurrection," "atonement," and "tithing" when a speaker mentions it. Five in a row wins. Note to Mom: To keep dad's attention from drifting, put some real money on it!

    A more creative activity, "Color the Speaker's Necktie," (Page 3) alas, probably won't take much time, considering the drabness of LDS leaders' haberdashery. I suggest you can make it more intriguing by challenging the kids to color the tie with a motif that expresses each general authorities' personality, genealogy or mood. And stay inside the lines!

    Finally, to polish up the old eye-hand coordination, put your crayon to "Follow the Way Through the Maze to our Living Prophet" (Page 6).

    *This activity pack is real, BTW, not a product of the Trib's tasteless graphics department.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:09 PM | 1 Comments
    Utah's other lake

    Utah County residents gathered at Utah Lake State Park to discuss balancing explosive growth and development against environment protection for the lake. In the broadest terms, it may come down to a choice between a Utah Lake causeway and the endangered June sucker.


    Utah County birder Merrill Webb made a case for careful management of the lake that sustains millions of migrating birds and build tourism and recreation. "There has to be a philosophy."

    Unified zoning laws need to be developed to protect the wetlands that surround the lake from the kind of development seen in Saratoga Springs, he said.

    Most environmentalists see an east-west causeway favored by home builders as a ecological disaster. Says Webb:

    I don't like the idea of dividing the lake into two. It is an ecosystem. How do you divide it without negative impacts?

    posted by gwarchol @ 1:00 PM | 0 Comments
    America's Soberest Home Videos
    With Mormon Carnivale kicking off this weekend, you amateur videographers are probably asking, 'Gee, where can I share my special LDS videos?' " MormonWebTV, of course!

    Evangelical Christians have had their own GodTube for some time and have uploaded it chock-full of faith-building films. Finally, Mormons have jumped in. Mormon Renaissance, a blog on art in the LDS culture, offers an assessment of 400 amateur videos on the LDS answer to YouTube. Several sites offer professional LDS productions, MR says:
    But none of these sites has what YouTube does: the chance to post amateur videos, making MormonWebTV the current contender for hosting the growth of amateur LDS film. Given the growth of user-generated content and the enthusiasm shown by LDS filmmakers at the increasingly popular LDS Film Festival, it would be more surprising for a Mormon version of YouTube not to come into being. Enter MormonWebTV.com
    OK, "Sisters Gone Wild" is too much to ask for — but how about "Conference Bloopers and Practical Jokes?"
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:08 PM | 0 Comments
    Bike porn
    The Bicycle Pornography Tour will invade Salt Lake City tonight through Sunday. If you don't know what bike porn is (two-wheeled eroticism might be a better term), go here. Local hosts, however, promise: "most the events we plan on holding... are safe, good clean wholesome bike fun for all."

    The SaltCycle blog is asking for volunteers to help pull off some related bike events they describe as "better than the circus":
    • Mini Bike Gymkhana — compete in a course on children's bikes.
    • Midnight Mass — Critical mass gone midnight and wild.
    • Freakbike Workshop — food and choppers, etc.
    • Tallie Cat — Alley cat race on tall/freak bikes.
    • Ubomb — take Trax up to the UofU, then bomb down on bikes.
    • Two dozen short films, collectively titled The Pornography of the Bicycle will be show at Point Six Percent Productions, 1130 South Richards St., Friday at 9 p.m.The Salt Lake Activities Group advises: 18 and over only, please.
    The Bicycle Porn Tour planning is being put together minute-by-minute and info should bubble up here.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:14 AM | 0 Comments
    It comes around...

    The DesNews political editor Bob Bernick makes an argument that Utah's GOP candidates are paying for its ill-fated education voucher program. In case you've forgotten, Republican lawmakers last year pushed through the nation's most extensive voucher program — ignoring polls that showed voters did not want a voucher program.

    Said voters came back in a referendum, spanked the GOP and overwhelmingly tossed the voucher program onto the compost heap of history.

    The vouchernistas maintain that a threatened voucher backlash has not materialized in their elections. But Bernick says the numbers show that voucher pushers are being opposed within the party and by Democratics. Interestingly, the few moderate Republicans who stood against vouchers are seeing less opposition from the party's right than they have in the past, he says:

    So, while it is true that about the same number of GOP lawmakers are being challenged this year within their own party as in years past, in many of those races it is also true that the lawmakers' votes on vouchers — either for or against them — seems to be reflected in their intra-party challenger status in 2008.

    And when you include Democratic challengers to incumbent Republican lawmakers, it becomes even more apparent that Utah Democratic Party leaders did a good job in recruiting Democrats to challenge GOP incumbents in part because of the voucher issue.

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:20 AM | 1 Comments
    Utah's employment conundrum
    Here's something that Congressman Chris Cannon knows, but avoids bringing up during an election year: Immigrants, even illegal ones, are good for American business.

    Jeffrey Jones, an undersecretary in Mexico's Ministry of Agriculture told students and business leaders in Salt Lake that the U.S. fails to appreciate the positive economic impact of the half a million Mexican workers who cross the border each year. The influx is often painted as detrimental to the U.S., but it really has an overall positive influence on the economy.

    Jones' visit coincided with the closing of a La-Z-Boy plant in Tremonton because workers are too difficult to retain in Utah's low-unemployment market. Many of those jobs will go to a Mexican plant. La-Z-Boy spokeswoman Kathy Liebmann told the Standard-Examiner:

    When there's a constant need to hire and train new people, it creates inefficiency.

    Tremonton Mayor Max Weese told the Standard:

    We've got to get some people moving to our part of the state. That's all there is to it.
    Maybe he should ask Jones' if he knows where Utah can get an infusion of untrained workers?
    posted by gwarchol @ 8:26 AM | 1 Comments
    The Big Sell

    Remember all the questions never answered in Mitt Romney's speech on religion?

    A new LDS mass media proselytizing campaign, drawing on the wonders of modern advertising and marketing, picks up where Mitt left off. The new "Truth Restored" campaign — launched on TV, radio, billboards and Internet in several "markets" — hopes to intrigue non-Mormons enough that they seek answers from LDS members or from the church's website.

    As part of the blitz, the church is issuing members wallet-sized cards that have the answers to the questions Mitt ducked — including the LDS conception of God, the Mormon way to keep family and marriage secure and, the juiciest of all, LDS life after death.

    Kevin Kelly, a former New York advertising executive and BYU advertising instructor says he developed the campaign with oversight from missionary general authorities.

    In surveys or pretesting done before the campaign began in those markets, results showed 63 percent of respondents didn't know the main claims of the LDS Church. So in an all-out media blitz, the team sought to "have people keep bumping into our message," Kelly said.

    "The idea was that (our) media would do the heavy lifting, and that church members would then just answer people's questions, and if they couldn't answer then they would pull out their wallets."

    After a three-months blitz, follow-up surveys showed an impact. One mission president reported 76 conversions that were in some way attributable to the campaign, Kelly says. "This was thrilling to an advertiser."

    posted by gwarchol @ 7:32 AM | 1 Comments
    Clouds over Romney
    The Christian News Wire reports that a social conservative group has threatened to pull support from John McCain if he picks Mitt Romney as his vice presidential running mate.

    More than 20 leading social conservatives signed an open letter to Senator John McCain expressing their displeasure over the prospect of an "M&M" ticket being pushed by Karl Rove, Sean Hannity and others in the economic wing of the Republican Party.
    UPDATE: A PAC that calls itself Government is Not God plans to run the ad in cities where McCain is campaigning. The full-page ad reads:
    If Governor Romney is on your ticket, many social conservative voters will consider their values repudiated by the Republican Party and will either stay away from the polls this November or only vote down ticket. For the sake of your election, the health of your party, and the future of America you must not allow the obvious electoral consequences of that to occur.
    Romney has started downplaying being McCain's running mate, telling CNN McCain has not told him he is on the 20-name short list for running mates:"I don't think I'm very likely."

    And earlier on CNN, McCain ominously called Romney "a fine man, who has earned himself a large place in our Republican Party."

    Paul Weyrich, who endorsed Romney during the primaries, is a part of the Government is Not God PAC, but says he now regrets it.

    posted by gwarchol @ 6:06 AM | 1 Comments
    Thursday, April 3, 2008
    Vintage Rocky
    Former Mayor Rocky will be in his element Saturday at a noon peace march and rally at the City-County Building.

    Besides the RockStar, the rally will include Chris Conway, an Iraq War veteran; Barbara Toomer, from the Disabled Rights Action Committee; Brian Moench, Utah Physicians for a Healthy Environment and Peter Camejo, a California Green who was Ralph Nader's 2004 running mate.
    Rocky Anderson
    AP

    Right, Rocky at a 2006 anti-war rally.
    posted by gwarchol @ 5:34 PM | 2 Comments
    Pig for Veep?
    John McCain today socked top Democrat Howard Dean with the ol' pig metaphor. When FoxNews asked about Dean's recent attacks on him this week, McCain quipped:

    I think it was Bob Dole that said you don't want to get in a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

    Sound familiar? McCain used the line successfully on his new BFF Mitt Romney before the New Hampshire primary. Of course, way back then, John had only contempt for The Man Who Would Be Veep, saying:

    Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty -- and the pig likes it.

    The Boston Globe says:
    In New Hampshire, McCain's official above-the-fray stance with Romney culminated in a key victory that put him on the road to the nomination.
    Meanwhile, Utah Peace relic Ed Firmage is wary of John McCain, with or without Mitt at his side.
    Ed Firmage In a letter to the Tribune, Firmage gives Utahns the heads up. Besides fundraising in Utah, McCain sat down with EnergySolutions Steve Creamer, "so much for McCain's distance from lobbyists," says Ed:
    Utah's Republican leaders are all in EnergySolutions' pockets, and vice versa. No doubt the presumptive Republican presidential candidate assured Creamer that all national and international nuclear waste may reside forever in Utah...

    McCain is perhaps the nation's premier proponent of nuclear power, as long as the nuclear waste ends up in Utah, not Arizona.
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:03 AM | 0 Comments
    Elder Dogg
    Snoop

    Snoop Dogg says he "can't get enough of the Book of Mormon."

    Results are in and the best hoax of this year's April Fools Day began like this:
    DIAMOND BAR, California (AP) — In what some may consider an unexpected move, rap artist “Snoop Dogg” has reportedly converted to Mormonism after nearly a year of study with the fast-growing, Utah-based faith.

    Snoop Dogg says he “can’t get enough of the Book of Mormon.”
    ... and didn't let up:

    Though Snoop Dogg has been hesitant to publicly discuss his recent spiritual journey, he commented on the experience of attending his first “Family Home Evening” in a recent interview with People Magazine.

    “I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”

    It was, of course, obviously bogus. Not that Snoop Dogg would eschew the Word of Wisdom or even a game of Moustrap — but, duh, the Associated Press abbreviates state names in datelines.
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:38 AM | 3 Comments
    What happened to redemption?

    If you care to know if any registered sex offenders live in your neighborhood — along with their ages, crimes, photos and locator maps — you can just go here and scare the crap out of yourself.

    But a convicted Utah sex offender — who paid his debt to society — says such long-term public humiliation and embarrassment is more punishment than many of the people on the registry deserve. He wants offenders to have a chance to at least argue for redemption.

    Steven Arthur Briggs, who was convicted of sexually abusing a 9-year-old girl in 1986, argues in the Utah Supreme Court that the Utah Sex Offender Registry stigmatizes all offenders as sexual predators, even those who go on to lead unblemished lives.

    In short, not all sex crimes are equal. Briggs' lawyer Lori Seppi argued to the Supremes that a 17-year-old male convicted for having consensual sex with his 15-year-old girlfriend with no history of repeat abuse, for instance, is not a sexual predator. At the very least, an offender should have the right to argue in court that his or her name be removed from the registry.

    Chief Justice Christine Durham agreed that being put in the public registry could be far more damaging than the original offense was to the victim. Steven Arthur Briggs


    It seems reasonable that not all sexual offenders should be electronically hounded the rest of their days. But Briggs, photo above from the registry, who abused a grade schooler, might not make the cut.

    posted by gwarchol @ 9:33 AM | 4 Comments
    Parley's coming home
    The famous great-great-grandpa of Mitt Romney may finally be returning home to Utah.

    The Arkansas Democrat Gazette reports that a judge gave permission for Parley Parker Pratt, an original member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, killed in Arkansas 1857, to be disinterred. The Pratt family hopes to move the remains to the Salt Lake City Cemetery.

    Crawford County Circuit Judge Gary Cottrell says the family can move Pratt if they can confirm the remains found with ground-penetrating radar is their ancestor. The site holds three or four other people. The judge told Robert Grow, a descendant, “The problem here is, you’d be asking me to possibly disinter bodies that weren’t kin to you."

    The estranged husband of Pratt's 12th wife tracked the church leader down and killed him. Archeologists hope to identify the remains later this month by the gunshot and stab wounds. Pratt’s dying wish was for his body to be returned to Utah. He would be buried with four of his 12 wives. Grow told the judge:

    We’re here desiring to close a chapter in our family’s history. It’s been a long time.


    posted by gwarchol @ 7:42 AM | 0 Comments
    Encore: The Bob Murray Show
    I remember in the early days of the Crandall Mine disaster, mine owner Bob Murray standing at the entrance, insisting that the collapse that killed six miners and three would-be rescuers was an "act of God"— an earthquake. University of Utah seismologists disproved Bob's earthquake theory.

    Now, families say it was an Act of Bob that killed their miners.
    The company, their lawsuit says, pushed ahead with mining even though computer models and an earlier cave-in showed it was unsafe. Lawyer Ed Havas says:
    We allege that greed, that profits took a higher priority in these operations than the safety and sanctity of human life.
    Kevin Anderson, Murray Energy's attorney says the company will "defend itself vigorously" from the false claims meant to "sensationalize this matter and vilify the companies and Mr. Robert E. Murray."
    What happened at the Crandall Canyon Mine last August was a horribly tragic and completely unforeseen event of immense and unprecedented magnitude. Our clients did not cause this.

    It'll interesting to see if company lawyers can keep Bob out of the spotlight this time around.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:00 AM | 0 Comments
    Wednesday, April 2, 2008
    Taking the wild out of the West

    The day wolves lost their Endangered Species protection, 253M, a gray wolf trapped six years ago in Utah, was shot in Wyoming.

    It was one of three wolves killed legally Friday near Daniel, Wyo. Franz Camenzind, executive director of the Jackson Hole Conservation Alliance, told the Tribune's Patty Henetz that
    people knew the wolves had been hanging around an elk feeding ground. "On Friday, they went out and shot them."

    Camenzind says 253M "was a good wolf. He covered thousands of miles and didn't cause any trouble."

    posted by gwarchol @ 3:00 PM | 0 Comments
    He's Utah's now
    The AP reports on the 2,000, and climbing, illegal immigrants who have died in the Southwest since 2002, killed by road accidents, exposure and other mishaps trying to enter this country.
    They typically carry no ID, just the clothes on their back and the dream of a life better than the one they left behind.
    In April last year, 14 immigrants squeezed into SUV to make the trip from Phoenix to St. Louis. But shortly after entering Utah, the driver rolled the vehicle killing eight of the illegal immigrants.

    One of them, known only as No. 8, is buried in Blanding City Cemetery. The grave has a view of mountain peaks in four states. Says cemetary official Philip Palmer:
    This is the Garden of Eden of Utah down here. It's a good place to put him.
    posted by gwarchol @ 2:03 PM | 0 Comments
    Joseph's No. 1 squeeze
    Emma Smith: My Story, a motion picture chronicling the life of Emma Smith, the controversial first wife of Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, is due out April 11. LDS blogs are beginning to crackle with anticipation — will the church fairly present her or sanitize her legacy? Emma was an important Mormon leader in her own right, but opposed polygamy and broke with Brigham Young after Joseph's murder and ultimately was part of a competing church.

    For an advance review of a rough-cut of the film that jokes the title should be changed to "Emma Smith: Really Great Catch," go here.

    Emma Hale Smith
    Reviewer "Dave" writes:

    To my surprise, polygamy was not ignored, but received one comment near the end of the movie. Julia asks her mother how she dealt with the revelation on polygamy. Emma admits to having struggled with it, but concludes that it was of God and even testifies of it.... This, of course, is highly strange, considering the fact that Emma denied until the day of her death that her first husband practiced polygamy, so to have her testifying of the document that justified the practice of plural marriage is, to say the least, historical implausible.

    BYU NewsNet offers an article on the LDS Motion Picture Studio where Emma Smith and other LDS films were made. It describes the studio as "a wonderland of modern technology which the Church, and occasionally BYU, uses to prepare and broadcast messages to the world."
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:36 AM | 8 Comments
    Where's the monorail?

    Is Sandy a city of rubes?

    After reading about the half-a-billion-dollar scheme for a Sandy cultural district — with a Broadway theater and 30-story condo towers — you get an inkling of why Utah is often called the sucker capital of America. We'll swallow anything.

    Did no idiot lights flash in the brains of Sandy citizens when the developer pitched his "Paramecium" development as: "exactly like New York?" Truth be told, the drawings look closer to the story boards for Star Wars' Imperial City.

    "This is unbelievably exciting," says Council chairman Chris McCandless.

    I would stress the unbelievable part.

    You would think developers would drop the comparisons to famous cities. Remember when the LDS Church likened their Main Street Plaza to "a little bit of Paris." Boy, is it not.

    I knew Sandy's architectural rendering reminded me of something:

    posted by gwarchol @ 10:13 AM | 1 Comments
    The Muslim-Mormon connection
    David Haldane of the Los Angeles Times offers a fascinating report on the growing ties and affection between the LDS Church and Muslims.

    As Haitham Bundakji, former chairman of the Orange County, California, Islamic Society, puts it:
    When I go to a Mormon church I feel at ease. When I heard the president [of LDS] speak a few years ago, if I'd closed my eyes I'd have thought he was an imam.
    Back at you, says LDS member Steve Young:
    A Mormon living in an Islamic society would be very comfortable.
    Haldane explains:
    Based on shared values and a sense of isolation from mainstream America, the connection was intensified by 9/11 and cemented by the Southeast Asia tsunami. It is especially evident in Southern California, with large Mormons and Muslim populations.
    "We are very aware of the history of Mormons as a group that was chastised in America," says Maher Hathout, of the Muslim Public Affairs Council in LA. "They can be a good model for any group that feels alienated."

    "Their beliefs are similar to ours," says Mormon Bishop Robert Bremmer. "They have modest dress, and so do we. ..."

    The LATimes article does not draw any comparisons on the status of women in the two religions.
    posted by gwarchol @ 7:18 AM | 1 Comments
    D.B.'s mystery continues
    Relax BYU alumni association: The FBI says a muddy, torn parachute found recently is not the one used by skyjacking legend D.B. Cooper. The chute is silk, D.B.'s was nylon.

    Cooper hijacked a passenger jet from Portland to Seattle on Nov. 24, 1971.He released the passengers in exchange for $200,000 and four parachutes, then jumped out the back of the plane somewhere near the Oregon-Washington line. His fate is unknown.

    Had the chute been confirmed as D.B.'s, it would have added support to a scenario holds that Cooper was really BYU student Richard McCoy, an experienced sky diver. McCoy pulled off a similar skyjacking a few months later, but was killed in a shoot-out before the FBI could question him.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:00 AM | 1 Comments
    We know what you did...
    Fitts Park
    Some South Salt Lake residents fear the local cops are harassing citizens who use the city's parks by taking down license numbers and sending seemingly innocent postcards to the cars' owners.

    A resident, who has received two of the cards in less than a month, thinks the program is a sly way to intimidate gays and bisexuals, in particular. He told QSaltLake:
    At what point does it become harassment?... I could start with freedom of assembly or even the idea that public parks are just that — open to the public. Innocent until proven guilty, as it were.
    South Salt Lake's Safe Parks Project claims it just wants “to take a proactive approach to reducing criminal activity in our city parks, and to work with the community to gather information about suspicious activity.”

    Police spokesman Gary Keller, admits some recipients might think "Big Brother is always watching them," but explains:
    We put those cards out just to let people know we’re around the area and are keeping an eye on the place. Most people see it and think that’s great, but other people I guess have issue with it for whatever reason. Makes me wonder why they have issue with it. ...
    posted by gwarchol @ 5:53 AM | 2 Comments
    Tuesday, April 1, 2008
    Can you see me?
    School officials and prosecutors statewide are baffled on how to attack a growing porn problem of kids sending nude cell phone pictures of themselves to other students.

    Davis County Attorney Troy Rawlings says, "This is far more widespread than we know even at this point in time."

    Teens say the high-tech "show me yours" trading is the newest courting behavior.
    But Ronald Dunn, a Davis County prosecutor, says it goes beyond daring to violating federal child pornography statutes.
    It appears to be a mutual decision to engage in flirtatious behavior . . . but it's raised to a level that makes it a felony.
    But who should be charged with the federal felony? When some Monticello High School girls recently sent nude pictures of themselves to boys, the boys, of course, were receiving pornography. But the girls were trafficking in child porno. Still, charging them along with the boys risked "revictimizing" the girls. What's a prosecutor to do? San Juan County Attorney Craig Halls says:
    It seems like people get incensed with the boy because he passed it around the locker room. But when you look at it, you say, who initially distributed this, if it is pornography?"
    Halls says that rather than tying up the courts, do-it-yourself cell porno might best be handled at the family level:
    Parents ought to handle this by keeping track of their kids or taking away their cell phones.
    posted by gwarchol @ 1:22 PM | 1 Comments
    Elected eye candy
    Finally, a political blog that would thrill Ben Franklin, the MacDaddy of the Founding Fathers.

    Elected Hotties allows you to objectify and drool over Utah's elected babes and studs—then vote for your favorites. The blog speaks to Americans who, after all, included the pursuit of happiness as a basic right.
    People always want to know if their elected officials are using tax money wisely. They want to know how they vote on the issues. That stuff is nice. But we just want to figure out who is hotter.
    For example:
    Millard County Auditor Brandy Grace is female Central Utah Elected Hottie. Oh yeah, Brandy, audit me.

    Brandy Grace

    Or hottest hunk in Central Utah, Sevier County Attorney Dale Eyre, of whom Elected Hotties notes: "People are committing crimes just to land in court with him."
    When you see Dale walk into the courtroom, you know that his charm and steel-trap legal mind are going to knock your socks off. And you can't take your eyes off of him. But at the end of the hearing, as you're cuffed and led away, he gives you that playful wink to let you know there's no hard feelings, better luck next time, everything's going to be OK.
    Ain't democracy great!
    posted by gwarchol @ 12:15 PM | 3 Comments
    Rumble on Buttars' turf

    Those who predicted that the anger Sen. Chris Buttars stirred into a tempest in the last Legislature would dissipate over the summer better take another look at the cards.

    Buttars enraged gays by attacking a Salt Lake City domestic partner registry, which he said was part of the "gay agenda," ultimately getting its name changed. Though he handed his proposal off to another senator, it will always be credited to him.

    QSaltLake reports the gay rights group Equality Utah will be knocking on doors in Buttars' West Jordan district April 5 to register voters and presumably to galvanize a drive to unseat him.

    Buttars also stunned the black community with his racially insensitive (at best) comments on the Senate floor. Though he apologized for his now-infamous metaphor for a bill as "This baby is black. It's a dark ugly thing," The NAACP has vowed to political vengeance.

    Buttars, elected in 2000, faces stiff opposition from six Republicans and Democrats. Democrat John Rendell is holding a town hall meeting April 4 at the Bingham County Lions’ Club.

    Almost forgot: Happy Birthday, Chris!
    posted by gwarchol @ 11:45 AM | 0 Comments
    Don't judge a building by its container
    337 sketch
    Utah isn't renown for visual art. Polygamists, inscrutable drinking laws, the MoTabs, desert re-education camps for wayward-kids — yes. But sculpture and architecture, not so much.

    But art lovers trapped in the state know that we've got some world-class, eye-popping stuff. The "Spiral Jetty" in the Great Salt Lake (threatened by oil drilling), Gilgal sculpture garden (barely saved from developers), the new Downtown Library, the restored Capitol, the good ol' Tabernacle, the graffiti-tagged boxcars in the UP yards, and for a brief time, the "337 Project."

    A hundred and fifty artists turned stucco building at 337 Fourth East into a wall-to-wall free gallery that enchanted 10,000 Utahns, even vulgarians like myself, is set to be razed next weekend. But the Tribune's Brandon Griggs reports that another architectural wonder will take it's place: a condo building made from recycled steel shipping containers.

    Elizabeth Mitchell, of the Utah chapter of the American Institute of Architects, talks about the advantages of the design:
    You're re-using all the energy and raw materials that went into creating the shipping container rather than using new materials - it's an element of sustainable design. But the architects who get into this are mostly intrigued, I think, by the aesthetic challenge of taking something industrial in appearance and transforming it into a place someone would want to call home.
    Central City Neighborhood Council's Tom Mutter isn't sure the neighborhood, rooted in '20s and '30s architecture is ready for cutting-edge design:
    I just wonder if he can get away with this bold look. A lot of people may have a heart attack when they see this.

    For more on shipping container architecture go here or here.
    posted by gwarchol @ 10:39 AM | 2 Comments
    Man with a mission
    Tribune columnist Rebecca Walsh knows well Roger Cutler, former top attorney for SLC, then West Jordan. When she doggedly reported on the city's controversial 1999 sale — on Cutler's advice — of part of Main Street to the LDS Church, the church angrily branded Walsh a "mischievous reporter." Rough language for the church's website.

    Cutler also fought in the Utah Supreme Court for the city's right to pray before council meetings.
    He still thinks he was correct on the issues, Walsh says. "That's the weakness of a man who had an encyclopedic knowledge of municipal law and a blind spot when it came to religion."

    Deeda Seed, one of two council members to vote against the Main Street sale, says:
    Roger Cutler was very into political expediency regardless of the law. On Main Street, he got it wrong. And the repercussions were enormously painful for the community.
    Brian Barnard, who faced Cutler in the prayer case, asks his own question:
    Should a city attorney act in support of the constitutional rights of the citizens? Or simply do what he is told to do by those who have appointed him, the elected city officials?"
    Cutler soon will represent LDS Church in Germany as a missionary on legal issues. He must consider it a dream job.
    posted by gwarchol @ 6:50 AM | 1 Comments
    Looking vice presidential
    While many in Utah and nationally remain skeptical of a John McCain-Mitt Romney GOP presidential ticket, the idea is gaining momemtum among the grassroots. A flood of McCain-Mitt photos last week had an impact. As one paper says, Mitt "looks the part."

    The editorial page of the Visalia Times-Delta in Southern California is a good example:

    Early indications are Mitt Romney is the pick. Karl Rove has been actively promoting Romney at every opportunity. And McCain/Romney photo ops are coming fast and furious. Romney's selection would go a long way to help McCain shore-up the support of conservatives who view him with a jaundiced eye. Finally, Romney, of all the candidates in either party, "looks" the part. Looks do matter. Yes, as a people, we really are that vain.

    Remember Mitt the True Conservative? Another Mitt stalwart has abandoned the GOP to support Barack Obama. Tom Trimarco served as Gov. Mitt's Secretary of Administration and Finance and was a Romney campaigner.

    The obvious person was to go with McCain. Yes. But the Iraq War is a big issue with me. ...Iraq has been so troubling to me. I can't justify this on philosophical grounds. I'm clearly right of center….and I understand there are going to be many issues that I’ll disagree with [Obama] about...But his commitment to change the direction in Iraq and his avowed commitment to change the way we speak to each other and to stop playing out of Karl Rove's playbook.”

    Back in the Bay State, Romney's former constituents are still seething over governors, like Mitt, who mentally abandon the state mid-term to pursue other ventures. Mitt is one of four recent Massachusetts governors who seemed to get bored with the running the state. Opines the Brockton Enterprise:

    Massachusetts has had plenty of recent experience with governors who, once they get to the corner office, decide there are more interesting places to be. So it's not surprising many people think Gov. Deval Patrick may be another short-timer and see the $1.35 million book deal he just signed as proof.


    posted by gwarchol @ 5:55 AM | 0 Comments
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