While Sundance credentials look good and important enough, they don't compete with the Slamdance lanyard.

The Slamdance credentials are worn around the neck with a black lanyard with only one word prominently displayed on the fabric, in bright orange: Jagermeister.

Most people fondly remember Jagermeister from their college days, when the 700-proof liquor was drunk in shots amid cans of Natty Light.

If you're younger, you might also remember spending quiet evenings holding the toilet after ingesting a Jagerbomb: one shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull. It's like a party in your liver!