Apologies to David Letterman ...
As you may have read, the Democrats last week settled their deadlocked Senate minority leader race with an old-fashioned heads-or-tails coin toss.
Here are the Top 10 Rejected Senate Minority Leader Tiebreakers:
10. Trivial Pursuit.
9. Hot-dog-eating contest.
8. GOP limbo -- Who can bend over backward the furthest for Mike Waddoups?
7. Knife fight.
6. Airlift both to the top of Kings Peak with a compass, five matches and no Blackberry. First one back to the Capitol wins.
5. Beer pong.
4. Festivus-style feats of strength.
3. Hire Dan Jones to do a public-opinion survey.
2. Bushiest-mustache competition.
1. Let the Republicans decide (like everything else at the Capitol).
-- Robert Gehrke
Here are the Top 10 Rejected Senate Minority Leader Tiebreakers:
10. Trivial Pursuit.
9. Hot-dog-eating contest.
8. GOP limbo -- Who can bend over backward the furthest for Mike Waddoups?
7. Knife fight.
6. Airlift both to the top of Kings Peak with a compass, five matches and no Blackberry. First one back to the Capitol wins.
5. Beer pong.
4. Festivus-style feats of strength.
3. Hire Dan Jones to do a public-opinion survey.
2. Bushiest-mustache competition.
1. Let the Republicans decide (like everything else at the Capitol).
-- Robert Gehrke
9:25 AM
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What's a "no Blackberry"?
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