The Salt Lake Tribune
Friday, January 30, 2009
Vulture on vacation
Three things I'll do on my vacation:
  1. See the parts of Utah I didn't get to see enough of during Sundance: My family.
  2. Wonder why "American Idol" thinks there's only one Goth chick in Utah.
  3. Catch up on the new "Battlestar Galactica" episodes.

One thing I won't do on my vacation:
  1. Blog.

I'll be back on Feb. 17, though the daily events schedule will be posted while I'm gone.
Plans for the weekend: Kids' dance, grown-up rock
- Norwegian techno/speed metal band Combichrist asks the timeless musical question "What the F--- Is Wrong With You People?" (a question that comes to mind looking at the band's photo, at right), tonight at 6:30 at the Avalon Theatre, 3605 S. State, South Salt Lake City. Tickets are $17, at the door.

- Hard-rock quintet Rev Theory plays tonight at 6:30 at the Murray Theatre, 4916 S. State, Murray. Tickets are $10, at the door.

- Alwin Nikolais' colorful and kinetic dance work for children, "The Crystal and the Sphere" is performed by Ririe-Woodbury Dance Company tonight at 7, and Saturday at 2 and 7 p.m., at Capitol Theatre, 50 W. 200 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $30, or $15 for students and seniors, at ArtTix.

- Guest conductor (or is it job candidate?) Thierry Fischer leads the Utah Symphony in Schubert's "Unfinished" Symphony, tonight and Saturday at 8 p.m. at Abravanel Hall, 123 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets, from $26 to $60, available at ArtTix.

- Mark the Chinese New Year, "The Year of the Ox," with dancers, displays and more, Saturday from 1 to 4 at the City Library, 210 E. 400 South, Salt Lake City. Free.

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The legislative liquor dance
Let's raise a glass - while we can still have one - to the Utah Legislature, for their annual effort to add a few more turns in the state's already-labyrinthine liquor laws.

This year's efforts start off with Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr.'s desire to do away with the private-club law - that fig-leaf notion that we don't actually have bars in Utah, but you can pay extra for a "membership" to a "club" that serves booze. It's a great idea whose time has come, and has the support of the public - 51 percent, according to a recent Salt Lake Tribune poll, compared to 31 percent who favored keeping the private clubs and 18 percent who were undecided.

But to get Republican legislators to go along with the idea, according to the Tribune's Robert Gehrke, the bars may have to put in electronic scanners that will read patrons' driver's licences - and keep a database that law enforcement could refer to when investigating DUIs or other crimes.

Can you say "Big Brother is watching you"?

"Do you think any rational individual would not think that's intrusive?" asked Tom Guinney, the owner of the Gastronomy restaurants. "That's intrusive. There's no question about it."

Meanwhile, the battle over the "Zion Curtain" - the glass partitions that keep booze bottles separated from restaurant patrons - is bouncing around again, as the Tribune's Dawn House writes. Commissioners for the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control said they could not write new rules to enforce the "Zion Curtain" restrictions, and sent the problem back to the Legislature.

Commissioner Gordon Strachan put it best: "Our current regulatory system makes Utah look silly." I'll drink to that.

(Photo: Unidentified bartender at Lumpy's Downtown.)
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Plans for tonight: Fancy "Footwork"
- RDT Link's "Footwork: An Evening of Percussive Dance" plays at 7:30 at the Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center, 138 W. 300 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $12, or $10 for students with ID, at ArtTix.

- Country singer Josh Turner hits the low notes, at 7:30 at The Depot, 400 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $35, at the door.

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'Idol' in SLC: The results
So America now thinks everybody in Utah is really, really nice, can sing really well, and we have our share of weird bearded people in bunny suits.

That's the gist of the blog coverage of Wednesday night's episode of "American Idol," which featured auditions from Salt Lake City.

I haven't watched the episode yet (I was reviewing a movie), but I will comment on it when I have. For the moment, check out here, here, here, here and here.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Plans for tonight: Rockin' out
- Indie rock band Devotchka plays at 7 at In the Venue, 579 W. 200 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $20, at SmithsTix or 24Tix.

- "It's Still Elementary," a follow-up documentary to the 1996 movie about students' attitudes about homosexuality, screens at 7 at the Main Library auditorium, 210 E. 400 South, Salt Lake City. Free, with a panel discussion to follow.

- Musician/activist/vegan Michael Franti and his hip-hop band Spearhead make their regular visit to Salt Lake City, at 8 at The Depot, 400 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $35 at the door.
Good fame, bad fame
James Brady, who died Tuesday at the age of 80, embodied in his life the good and bad sides of fame and celebrity journalism.

On the one hand, for nearly 25 years Brady wrote the "In Step With..." column in Parade magazine (seen in hundreds of newspapers, including The Salt Lake Tribune). In that column, he wrote glowingly about stars of movies, TV and sports. (His last column, profiling Kevin Bacon, will appear Feb. 15.)

But before that, Brady was the first editor of Page Six, the famous - and sometimes infamous - gossip column of The New York Post. According to the Post's glowing obituary, Brady only had the job for a day before owner Rupert Murdoch promoted him. But Brady always claimed credit for creating the form, and so must accept some responsibility for Page Six's reputation for nastiness, score-settling and sleaze.
"Idol" thoughts

Tonight's the night Utahns have waited for: To see themselves on TV, singing their hearts out for the judges on "American Idol."

Footage from July's auditions at EnergySolutions Arena (and follow-up auditions in September, when the coven of judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and newbie Kara DioGuardi were in town) will be shown tonight at 7 on KSTU, Ch. 13.

The Tribune's Vince Horiuchi anticipates tonight's "Idol" episode, recounting the audition experiences of several Utahns who aren't going to Hollywood.

LinkOf course, getting the "you're going to Hollywood" call isn't the end of one's problems, either. Take the example of Joanna Pacitti, who's written up in today's New York Post as a potential "ringer" - because she's already had a record contract, plus a couple of soundtrack appearances and a stint on an MTV reality show.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Plans for tonight: Dead ain't what it used to be
- The "Ska Is Dead Tour 2009" - featuring Voodoo Glow Skulls (pictured), The Toasters, Deal's Gone Bad, Monkey and Super Hero - plays starting at 6:30 at the Avalon Theater, 3605 S. State Street, South Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, at the door.

- The North Mississippi Allstars, the jam band that usually tours with John Hiatt, plays at 9 at the Urban Lounge, 241 S. 500 East, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $20, at 24Tix.

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Going 'green'
In today's print edition of The Salt Lake Tribune, the Culture Vulture column discusses the bevy of environmentally related movies that played the recently concluded Sundance Film Festival - and the coincidence of timing that Salt Lake City was inundated by a blanket of lung-choking smog during much of festival.

One interesting footnote: "The Cove," Louie Psihoyos' activist doc that gets the evidence on a secret dolphin slaughter in a Japanese fishing village, may be getting some attention in Japan. The Japan Times, the English-language daily in that country, has this story from Sundance. Whether any other news outlets in Japan pick up on it remains to be seen.

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Monday, January 26, 2009
Plans for tonight: Flashy or classy
- Girl trio The Millionaires - who claim credit for the theme song to MTV's skank-tastic reality show "A Double Shot at Love" - play with opening acts Cash Cash, I Set My Friends On Fire and Watch Out Theres Ghosts, starting at 6:30 at the Avalon Theater, 3605 S. State Street, South Salt Lake City. Tickets are $12 at the door.

- Flutist Sally Humphreys, oboist Susan Swidnicki and pianist Vedrana Subotic give a recital, at 7:30 at Vieve Gore Concert Hall, Westminster College, 1250 E. 1700 South, Salt Lake City. Admission is $10, or $5 for students, at the door.

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A visit, or a job interview?
Job interviews are always difficult. Having one in front of an audience of more than 1,000 classical-music buffs is even tougher.

That's the plight of guest conductors coming in to work with the Utah Symphony, in light of the imminent departure of conductor and musical director Keith Lockhart in May.

According to the Tribune's Celia Baker, one possible job candidate - it's hard to say for sure, since symphony management has not made a list public - is Swiss conductor Thierry Fischer (pictured), who's back for his second guest stint this Friday and Saturday. He'll lead the symphony in Mendelssohn's Piano Concerto No. 1, Schubert's Symphony No. 8 ("Unfinished") and Stravisnky's "Petrouchka." Canadian pianist Louis Lortie is the guest soloist.

Fischer, 51, is principal conductor of the BBC National Orchestra of Wales and chief conductor of the Nagoya Philharmonic in Japan.

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Friday, January 23, 2009
Hanks to Mormons: Sorry
Tom Hanks has apologized for calling Mormons who contributed money to California's Prop. 8 campaign "un-American."

In a statement issued through his publicist, Hanks apologized for a comment he made last week at the premiere of the polygamy-themed HBO drama "Big Love" (which Hanks' company produces). Here's his statement in part:

"I believe Proposition 8 is counter to the promise of our Constitution; it is codified discrimination.

"But everyone has a right to vote their conscience; nothing could be more American. To say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who contributed to Proposition 8 are 'un-American' creates more division when the time calls for respectful disagreement. No one should use 'un- American' lightly or in haste. I did. I should not have."

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Plans for the weekend: Sundance's finale
- Soulful British singer (and Grammy nominee) Adele (pictured) - with opening act James Morrison - performs tonight at 7:30 p.m. at the Murray Theatre, 4961 S. State, Murray. Tickets are $15, at SmithsTix.

- "Rock For Wishes" - a benefit concert for the Make-a-Wish Foundation featuring The Better Life Band, Supersofar, Mury and The Tangerines - is set for Saturday at 6 p.m. at In the Venue, 579 W. 200 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $10 in advance at 24Tix, or $12 at the door.

- Check out the award-winning films at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival in Park City. Two screenings are set for Saturday night - The U.S. Documentary Grand Jury Prize winner at 8:30 p.m. at the Library Center Theatre, and the U.S. Dramatic Grand Jury Prize winer at 9:30 p.m. at the Eccles Theatre, both in Park City - and 24 award winners to be screened on Sunday. Check the Sundance web site for details.
Redford on the stump
Even during his Sundance Film Festival, Robert Redford has found time to campaign for the environment.

He has written a follow-up article about the status of the oil-lease sale of Utah's red-rock lands for The Huffington Post, in which praised a judge's order to block the sale:

Finally, the greater good has prevailed over the profit of the few. For eight long years, the Bush administration acted not as the steward of our natural heritage, but as the broker of shady land deals. Those days of deep cynicism and self interest are over.

On Thursday night, Redford did a live interview - from the middle of Park City's Main Street - on MSNBC's "The Rachel Maddow Show" on the same topic. Redford sounded great, but he really needed to stop fiddling with his earpiece. Here's the video:

Thursday, January 22, 2009
Plans for tonight: Howl of Los Lobos
- Aussie pop musician Lenka performs at 7 at Kilby Court, 741 S. 330 West, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $12, at 24Tix or at the door.

- The Tejano-tinged rockers Los Lobos play an acoustic show at 7:30 at Kingsbury Hall, on the University of Utah campus. Tickets, from $27 to 47, are available at the Kingsbury Hall web site.

- Original grunge icons Meat Puppets have been resurrected, and will play at 9 at Urban Lounge, 241 S. 500 East, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, at 24Tix or at the door.

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Psst, there's another festival in Utah
Christian Vuissa seems to go by the "if you build it, they will come" model.

His LDS Film Festival, which launched its eighth annual edition Wednesday night, draws thousands of family-friendly movie lovers to Orem's SCERA Theatre. But the festival never advertises, or even sends a freakin' press release to the state's most-read movie critic (ahem).

"We never know how it's going to go. We don't really advertise. We hang up posters, and that's about it," Vuissa said, according to the Associated Press. "I don't know if anyone is going to show up."

Vuissa is also a filmmaker. Last year he released "The Errand of Angels," a sister-missionary drama set in Austria. His new movie, "Father in Israel," opened the festival on Wednesday.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Plans for tonight: Folk 'n' metal
- Salt Lake indie folk group The Black Hens are this month's "Music @ Main" act, at 7 at the City Library, 210 E. 400 South, Salt Lake City. Free.

- It's a metal night, with Disturbed and opening acts Sevendust and Skindred, at Saltair, 12408 W. Saltair Drive, Magna. Show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $37, at the door.
"The most unkindest cut"
Often in hard economic times, the arts are among the first to suffer.

Take the plight - as reported by The Tribune's Ben Fulton - of the Utah Shakespearean Festival, which announced it would be cutting three full-time jobs, instituting a 2 percent pay cut for its remaining 22 employees, shortening the festival's summer season by a week, and scaling back the size of its productions.

"This is the tightest I have ever seen it in all my 30 years here at the festival," said R. Scott Phillips, USF's executive director.

The festival's summer season will now run June 29-Aug.29, and still include the four productions already planned: Shakespeare's "The Comedy of Errors," "Henry V" and "As You Like It," and Noel Coward's "Private Lives."

But the fall season will undergo some changes. Big productions of Shakespeare's "Pericles" and the musical "Pump Boys and Dinettes" are out. In are "Tuesdays with Morrie" and "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)."
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Plans for tonight: Obama, Day 1
- The X-Dance Action Sports Film Festival has its closing-night party, with The Bouncing Souls, starting at 6 at Elevate, 149 W. 200 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $10, at 24Tix and at the door.

- The Utah Democratic Party's Inaugural Ball - with John Rendell and Mean Phoenix, plus the Saliva Sisters and DJ Mark Buckley - starts at 7 at The Depot, 400 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $50, at the door.

- Mexican rock band Molotov plays at 8 at Club Karamba, 1051 E. 2100 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $35, at the door.

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The real parties at Sundance
Today's Culture Vulture column comes from the frozen streets of Park City, as I ventured to get into two Sundance-related parties Saturday night.

My experience represented what's good and what's bad about Sundance. The bad is the slavish devotion to the golden idols of celebrity and commerciality. The good is the fact that at Sundance one can find a good time, and new friends, in every encounter.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Plans for tonight: Happy MLK Day!
- O.A.R. brings its "All Sides" tour to The Depot, 400 W. South Temple. Doors open at 7; show starts at 8 with opening act Eric Hutchinson. Tickets are $27.50 at the door.

- Rooftop Vigilantes play Kilby Court, 741 S. Kilby Court (330 West). Opening acts include Drop Dead Susie. Show starts at 7. Tickets are $6, at 24Tix or at the door.

- Jazz percussionist Poncho Sanchez and his band are tonight's Jazz SLC performer, playing at 7:30 at the Sheraton, 150 W. 500 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $25, at 24Tix.

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How Utah got its Stonewall
It's a recurring irony of history that when something bad happens, the response often brings change for the better.

Take, for example, California's passage of Proposition 8, a ban on legal same-sex marriage. That event last November became a watershed for the gay-rights movement in America - and even in red-state Utah.

The Tribune's Rosemary Winters chronicles how the backlash to Prop. 8 has grown from one rally outside the LDS Temple in Salt Lake City to a series of community-service projects, and now Equality Utah's Common Ground Initiative in the Utah legislature.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Plans for the weekend: Sundance and beyond
- Local alt-country heroes Band of Annuals plays tonight at 9 at the Urban Lounge, 241 S. 500 East, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $5, at 24Tix.

- British trance DJ (and movie soundtrack favorite) Paul Oakenfold and opening act Diesel Boy play Saturday at 8 p.m. at In the Venue, 219 S. 600 West, Salt Lake City. Tickets - $25.50 in advance, $30.50 day of - are available at SmithsTix.

- And, of course, the 2009 Sundance Film Festival is in full swing in Park City - as well as at venues in Salt Lake City, Ogden and the Sundance resort.

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Hanks takes on the Mormons
Boy, when an all-American guy like Tom Hanks calls you un-American, you know you're in trouble.

Hanks used that word in connection with the way members of the LDS Church threw their money behind California's Prop. 8, the ban on same-sex marriage, according to this Fox News report.

The occasion was Wednesday night's premiere party for "Big Love," the HBO drama (which Hanks' company produces) about a polygamous family in Utah.

"The truth is this takes place in Utah, the truth is these people are some bizarre offshoot of the Mormon Church, and the truth is a lot of Mormons gave a lot of money to the church to make Prop. 8 happen,” Hanks said. "There are a lot of people who feel that is un-American and I am one of them. I do not like to see any discrimination codified on any piece of paper, any of the 50 states in America, but here's what happens now."

Hanks holds out hope that Prop. 8 will be overturned. "Let's have faith in not only the American, but Californian constitutional process,” he said.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Plans for tonight: Live from Sundance
- The Sundance Film Festival opens, with screenings at 6 and 9:30 at the Eccles Theatre in Park City of the clay-animated "Mary & Max." The shows are sold out, but try your luck with the wait-list line. (There's also a celebrity kickoff party, featuring actor Nick Cannon as DJ, at Harry O's on Main Street. Tickets are $100, at the door.)

- Maribelle performs at Kilby Court, 741 S. Kilby Court (330 West), Salt Lake City. Opening acts are Kira Mesa, Katie Van Sleen and Can't Sing for S***. Show starts at 7. Tickets are $7, at 24tix.

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Dog-and-pony show
The Congress of Racial Equality, the civil-rights group/shill for Big Oil, showed up as promised Wednesday to protest outside the Broadway Centre Cinemas - calling out Robert Redford for his efforts to prevent oil drilling in southern Utah wild lands.

CORE (led by Niger Ennis, pictured) makes the argument that blocking oil drilling raises the price of fuel, which hurts poor people more than anyone else. (What CORE doesn't say is how much money the group receives from the oil industry.)

"The high energy prices we're going to see this winter are essentially discriminatory," said Bishop Harry Jackson Jr. of the Hope Christian Church in Beltsville, Md. and chairman of an oil-industry advocacy group, the High-Impact Leadership Coalition.

The Tribune's Patty Henetz dutifully reported on Wednesday's protest. Tribune columnist Rebecca Walsh went deeper, as columnists can do in ways reporters cannot, decried the protest as "a dog-and-pony show":

"They slapped down the race card in front of a Sundance movie theater. It was brilliant. Movie star plus lots of Hollywood in town for the film festival plus middle-class white guilt equals exponential increase in media coverage. ... Turns out the 77-parcel sale to which Redford objected would amount to two days worth of U.S. consumption. But facts are beside the point. This is theater, media manipulation, politics -- or all three."

It's also patent nonsense. How many movies about the plight of the poor - "Frozen River" and "Trouble the Water" from last year's festival, just for examples - gained national recognition because of Sundance?

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Plans for tonight: When dinosaurs roamed the earth

- The show "Walking with Dinosaurs: The Arena Spectacular," which features realistic and life-sized dinosaurs (want to see how they work?), starts its five-night run at 7 at EnergySolutions Arena, 301 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets, ranging from $19.50 to $75, are available at Ticketmaster.

- Utah author Bill Kerig reads from his book, Edge of Never, starting at 7:30 at The King’s English Bookshop, 1511 S. 1500 East, Salt Lake City. Free.

- Jamaican reggae star Eek-A-Mouse plays at 8 at the Urban Lounge, 241 S. 500 East, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, at 24Tix or at the door.

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How 'great' were they?
Spotted on the electronic readerboard at Cottonwood High School: The message "Thank You for 8 Great Years," with a photo of a smiling George W. Bush.

Not everyone would agree the last eight years were so great. Fifty-eight percent of the country think Bush will go down in history as a "below average" or "poor" president.

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Recycling into art

I encountered this in the large open area on Trolley Square's south side last night: An intriguing sculpture made of hundreds of recycled cardboard packing tubes.

It's one of several projects by University of Utah architecture students on display at Trolley Square. All are made from recycled materials - such as an aluminum-can magic carpet at the east entrance, to a plywood wall made of construction materials recovered from Trolley's ongoing renovation.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Plans for tonight: Night at the "Genetic Opera"
- A screening of "Tulia, Texas" - a PBS documentary about a 1999 drug sting that netted 46 arrests and accusations of racism, corruption and police misconduct - will kick off the Salt Lake City Film Center's four-part "War on Drugs" screening series, at 7 at the Main Library auditorium, 210 E. 400 South, Salt Lake City. Free.

- Local band Royal Bliss celebrates the release of its major-label CD, "Life in Between," at 7:30 at In the Venue, 579 W. 200 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $12.50 at 24Tix, or $20 at the door.

- A one-night roadshow screening of "Repo! The Genetic Opera," with live appearances by director Darren Lynn Bousman and co-writer Terrance Dzunich (who plays the movie's narrator, The Graverobber), at 9 at the Tower Theatre, 876 E. 900 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, available at the Tower box office.

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An artist and a humanist
The memorial service was packed - but then, so was the life of the woman being honored.

Mourners assembled this weekend to pay tribute to Martha Stewart, Utah poet and proud liberal activist, who died just before the new year at the age of 93.

In her column today, Rebecca Walsh captures the service and something of Stewart's spark.

I'm proud to say I knew Martha Stewart. For a time, one of my cousins dated one of her sons -- which was enough to grant me honorary-relative status, and one visit to the Stewart family reunion over Fourth of July weekend on the family's campsite above the Sundance resort. (The Stewarts sold the land to Robert Redford that became Sundance.)

Martha was a great talker, a strong thinker, and funny as all get out. She also was a fan of my movie reviews. I'll miss her greatly.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Plans for tonight: Triple threat
- A triple bill of singer-songwriters - Cajun musician Marc Broussard (pictured), Jersey girl Jessie Baylin, and soulful Josh Hoge - play starting at 7 at The Depot, 400 W. South Temple, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, at the door.

- The Utah Jazz take on the Indiana Pacers at 7, at EnergySolutions Arena. Tickets are available at TicketMaster.

- Long Beach emo band I Am Ghost - a five-person group with almost as many ex-members as current members - plays Kilby Court, 741 S. 330 West, Salt Lake City. Driver Side Impact is the opening act. Show starts at 7. Tickets are $10, at 24Tix.

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"Bidder 70" goes international
The story of Tim DeChristopher, the U. of Utah student who became an instant environmental activist when he bid on southern Utah oil and gas leases, is going global.

The Times of London profiled DeChristopher in its Sunday editions - and paint him the economics student as an accidental folk hero.

Here's a bit of the story:
He decided to go inside and cause a bit of disruption. Instead, something unexpected happened. An official approached him and said: "Hi, are you here for the auction?" He thought for a second. "Er, yes. I am."

"Are you a bidder?" she asked, smiling. "Well, er, yes I am."

DeChristopher found himself handing over his driving licence and a minute later had signed up. He took his bidding paddle, number 70, and sat down.

In the interview, DeChristopher gave a harsh assessment of the establishment environmental movement: "Their basic approach is that environmentalists should sign petitions and send donations. They want to make change one concession at a time, which gives them a seat at the table of power."

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A Wildcat wedding
Congrats to "High School Musical" co-star KayCee Stroh - she and producer Ben Higginson were married Friday in the Salt Lake Temple, according to People.com.

Stroh and Higginson, both 24, met through mutial friends at a concert in 2007. They got engaged last summer, during filming of "High School Musical 3," in which Stroh plays peppy cheerleader Martha Cox.

After the temple ceremony, the pair had a ring ceremony with family and friends - including "HSM" cast members Monique Coleman, Ryne Sanborn and Bart Johnson.

(Photo: Swenson Photography)

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Friday, January 9, 2009
Leg-o-Mania II
On Tuesday night, Utah's newest congressman, Jason Chaffetz, appeared on "The Colbert Report," saying hello to Stephen Colbert's gun and getting embarrassed in a leg-wrestling match.

On Wednesday, Chaffetz was interviewed by Kerri Kronk and Kirk Yuhnke on Fox13's "Good Day Utah," where the congressman demanded a rematch.

Guess what, Congressman? It's on like Donkey Kong.

Colbert accepted the rematch challenge - and threw down a further challenge to the Fox13 crew:

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Plans for the weekend: Covering the classics
- Outspoken comic Suzanne Westenhoefer (pictured at left) performs tonight at 8 at the Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center’s Jeanné Wagner Theatre, 138 W. 300 South, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $27.50-$34.50, at ArtTix.

- Pioneer Theatre Company has the world premiere of Charles Morey's drama "The Yellow Leaf," about the events that led to Mary Shelley's writing of Frankenstein, tonight at 8 at the Pioneer Memorial Theatre, 300 S. 1400 East, Salt Lake City. The show runs through Jan. 24. Tickets, at $24-$40, are available at the PTC web site.

- The LBC, a touring band that plays the music of Sublime, plays tonight at Harry O’s, 427 Main St., Park City. Doors open at 9. Tickets are $10, at SmithsTix.

- Jazz quintet Q’ed Up performs Saturday at 7:30 p.m. at the Grand Theatre, Salt Lake Community College, 1575 S. State St., Salt Lake City. Tickets are $15, with senior, student and family discounts; call 801-957-3322 for tickets.

- The Led Zeppelin tribute band No Quarter plays Saturday at 9 p.m. at the Urban Lounge, 241 S. 500 East, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $10, at SmithsTix and 24Tix.

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We're No. 2!
Sixteen sportswriters across America rebelled against groupthink and East Coast bias, picking pick the undefeated University of Utah Utes No. 1 in the final AP college-football poll.

It wasn't enough to unseat the team that topped the poll, the Florida Gators - who got 48 first-place votes and won Thursday night's BCS Championship Game 24-14 over the Oklahoma Sooners.

If ever there was a game that showed the deficiencies of the BCS system, it was the Florida/Oklahoma game. Both teams played sloppy on Thursday night, giving the ball away and tearing up the middle of the field. These supposed powerhouses couldn't muster more than a touchdown each in the first half. And when Florida can only eke out a 10-point win late in the fourth quarter in what is essentially a home game, who can convincingly argue they are the best team in the nation?

Watching Thursday night's game, one thing was clear: The Utes that pulverized Alabama could have taken either Florida or Oklahoma. Too bad the big bad BCS is too cowardly to put their pampered teams to the test.

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Spidey goes to the inauguration

Considering the expectations being placed on him, Barack Obama needs all the help he can get - even from superheroes.

The upcoming edition of Marvel Comics' The Amazing Spider-Man will feature the president-elect in a story - and on the cover. It hits comics stores on Wednesday, Jan. 14.

In the story, Spider-Man's alter ego Peter Parker is photographing the inaugural when he sees an old enemy attempting to stop Obama's swearing-in.

Marvel's editor-in-chief, Joe Quesada, said in a statement, "when we heard that President-Elect Obama is a collector of Spider-Man comics, we knew that these two historic figures had to meet in our comics' Marvel Universe."

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Thursday, January 8, 2009
Plans for tonight: Man of steel
- Alt-country steel-guitarist Paul Jacobsen performs at Kilby Court, 741 S. 330 West, Salt Lake City. Steve Lyman, Sea Through The Boy and Kelsey Mcinrae share the bill. Show starts at 7. Tickets are $5, at the door

- It's a hardcore metal show - Ghost of Zion, Tombstone Jesus and A Horrible Night to Have a Curse - starting at 8 at Club Vegas, 445 S. 400 West, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $5, at the door.

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'We're gonna turn it on...'
Here's an alert for my fellow post-boomers: "The Electric Company" is back!

Sesame Workshop is revamping the early '70s children's educational show, which boasted a cast that included Bill Cosby, Rita Moreno and a then-unknown Morgan Freeman and a funky theme song ("We're gonna turn it on/we're gonna bring you the power") - all aimed at teaching basic reading to kids who have outgrown "Sesame Street" -

Here's a clip from the new rendition:



The new version of "The Electric Company" debuts Monday, Jan. 19, with four back-to-back episodes. (The two-hour block starts at 3:30 Mountain time on Salt Lake City's KUED, Ch. 7.)

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Marching for Obama
It's not often you can use the words "cool" and "marching band" in the same sentence (and before you start flaming me in the comments section, know that in high school I was a choir geek - which, on the social ladder, is a rung below band geek).

But the idea of the University of Utah's marching band going to Washington, D.C., later this month to play in Barack Obama's inaugural parade is pretty darn cool.

The only problem is, of course, money: The band doesn't have any, and the university is looking for alumni and the community to donate the $150,000 needed to send the band to D.C.

"It is not cheap to send 128 members of a band across the country," Fred Esplin, the U. vice president for institutional advancement, told the Tribune's Brian Maffly. "All the hotels in D.C. are filled. You would have to stay in Baltimore or Philadelphia."

For those wanting to donate to the travel fund, the U. has a web site to help you.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Plans for tonight:
- The Eric McFadden Trio plays Burt's Tiki Lounge, 726 S. State St., Salt Lake City. Labcoat is the opening act. Show starts at 7. Admission is $10, at the door.

- Reggae superstars The Wailers, with opening act Tomorrrow's Bad Seeds (pictured at right), plays at 9 at Harry O's, 427 Main St., Park City. Tickets are $25, at 24Tix.

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Chaffetz vs. Colbert
Utah's newest congressman endured one of Washington's oddest hazing rituals: Surviving seven minutes with Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report."

Among the funnier questions playing on Utah stereotypes ("Tell me about your black person - is he nice?" or "What percentage of your district is made up of Osmonds?"), Colbert landed a satirical jab at Chaffetz' draconian stance on illegal immigration ("When did rounding up people you don't like in your country and putting them in camps get a bad name?" Colbert asked).

Chaffetz kept his smile pasted on through most of Colbert's frivolity, though he got a little nervous when Colbert showed off his snub-nosed pistol, which he called "Sweetness."

To cap it off, Chaffetz challenged Colbert to a leg-wrestling match, which Colbert won. Either the freshman congressman threw the match, or it's been a long time since the ex-BYU placekicker hit the weight room.

Here's the excerpt from Tuesday night's show:

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Plans for tonight: Bargain night
- Four bands for one low price: No Paws (pictured), Rapid Youth, Quasi-Stellar Radio and Dolphin City, all starting at 7 at Kilby Court, 741 S. Kilby Court (330 West), Salt Lake City. Admission is $6 at the door.

- Indianapolis-based blues act Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band plays Burt's Tiki Lounge, 726 S. State, Salt Lake City. Kate LeDeuce is the opening act. Show starts at 8. Tickets are $15, at the door.

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Reinforcing the Zion Curtain?
If you had to choose the dumbest aspect of Utah's liquor laws (I know, so many options), the idea of putting up a barrier to block restaurant patrons' view of the bar is a strong contender.

So what does Senate President Michael Waddoups (R-14th Century) want to do? He wants to make the barrier, the so-called "Zion Curtain," more impermeable.

According to this Deseret News account, the Utah Senate's Administrative Rules Committee will consider the possibility of adding rules to prevent minors in restaurants from seeing alcoholic beverages prepared.

Said Waddoups:
"Restaurants are turning into bars. It's making it look attractive. Kids see it and wonder what they're missing. I think we need to be a little more strict."

Yeah, because nothing stops childhood curiosity like hiding something from the little buggers. You start mixing drinks in the back room, and kids will think there's a mini-Hogwarts back there. Then they'll really wonder what they're missing, Senator.

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Old men in blazers
In my Vulture column, in today's dead-tree Tribune, I join the chorus of voices - alongside the Tribune's editorial board - decrying the rigged roulette wheel that is the Bowl Championship Series that determines the so-called "national champion" in college football.

It is a system organized by the big college conferences - the SEC, Big 10, Big 12, Pac-10, ACC and Big East - to prop up their schools at the expense of smaller conferences without the clout or money to join the good-ol'-boys club. It is a system that slights an undefeated team, like the University of Utah Utes, because it doesn't get the media spotlight from the East Coast sports establishment. And it is a system that props up antiquated bowl games, to line the pockets of old men in blazers.

If our president were selected by the BCS system, the media pundits would have put Hillary Clinton against Mitt Romney in the general election - no matter how many primaries and caucuses Barack Obama or John McCain had won.

Or, for another analogy, Dan Shanoff of SportingNews.com compares the BCS to the Oscars: "What is the 'Best Picture' in any given year? Like college football, there is a lot of debate -- and it's not like there is a tournament to pit them against each other. ... But we have the Oscars, which is/was the standard. But then the foreign press wanted to have their influence, so they created the Golden Globes. Then the actors wanted a say, so they created the SAGs. And each regional film critics' association created their own."

Meanwhile, The Washington Post's esteemed sportswriter John Feinstein is urging AP sports writers who vote in the post-season poll to engage in a form of civil disobedience: To vote for the Utes for No. 1.

After touting the Utes' undefeated record and the weakness in some of the BCS conferences, Feinstein expresses the main reason to vote for Utah:

The reason to vote for Utah is simple: This is the one and only way you can stand up to the BCS bullies -- the university presidents, commissioners, athletic directors and the TV networks who enable them -- and, to renew a catch phrase, just say no. Say no to this horrible, hypocritical, feed-the-big-boys system. Say no to the idea that fair competition doesn't matter. Say no to all the hype surrounding the power conferences and power teams. To co-opt yet another catch phrase, say yes to change.

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Monday, January 5, 2009
Plans for tonight: Last week for 'Body Worlds'
- Time's winding down to catch "Body Worlds 3," the display of real human bodies at The Leonardo. The show finishes its run on Sunday, Jan. 11. Hours are 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Tickets, from $16 to $22, are available at the Leonardo box office or online.

- "Moves," the latest show by choreographers Rick Robinson, Kellie Messerly and Alan Salazar (the folks who made the popular "Evolutions of Dance") mixing ballroom, jazz, hip-hop and even mini-trampolines, continues at 7:30 at the SCERA Center, 745 S. State St., Orem. Tickets are $12, or $10 for students, seniors and children, available at the SCERA box office or web site.

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In "My Head" or on the "Bus"
Two more Utahns are showing up on reality shows this month, though their 15 minutes of fame may not be very glorious.

On the new show "Game Show in My Head," a hidden-camera show produced by Ashton Kutcher (which debuted Sunday on CBS), a woman named Shalisse - identified here as a 26-year-old personal trainer from Utah - is given assignments to convince random strangers to do various things. The capper has Shalisse, in a wedding dress, convincing a guy to pose as the groom in a wedding ceremony. Here's the video (which freezes up at the 2:04 mark, so don't bother after that):




Meanwhile, VH1's "Rock of Love Bus" took off Sunday night - with rocker Bret Michaels again seeking true love among 20 tarted-up young women, this time on tour.

One of the 20, Kelsey Lee, identified herself to Bret as being from Utah, adding, "we know how to party in Utah."

Lee's MySpace page says she hails from Sandy, and is a 2004 graduate of Jordan High School. Lee (pictured at left) might look familiar to patrons of Salt Lake City's Huka Bar & Grill, because she's one of the servers there.

Lee survived the first round of eliminations (five of the 20 were cut) on Sunday's episode. She was not one of the skankier women on the show - not in a crowd that includes an ex-porn star, a Penthouse Pet, and a Brazilian woman who consumes tequila for breakfast - but she must have passed the minimum skank requirements just to be on the show.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Plans for the weekend: Pour some Sugar on me
- So where will you be watching the Sugar Bowl, as the Utah Utes battle valiantly against the Crimson Tide of Alabama in the Louisiana SuperDome? Some Utah establishments will have viewing parties - The SkyBox at the Gateway is charging $10 to reserve a seat, while Brewvies Cinema Pub will have the game up on the big screen for free - or you can watch at home on Fox. Pre-game festivities start tonight around 6; kick-off is at 6:45.

- The Steel Thunder Tour, a monster-truck extravanganza featuring a visit from pro-wrestling legend Jerry "The King" Lawler, crushes cars and splits eardrums tonight at 8 and Saturday at 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. at the E Center, 3200 S. Decker Lake Drive, West Valley City. Tickets - ranging from $11 to $36, with an upper-bowl discount for kids - are available at TicketMaster.

- The Salt Lake City band LOOM, on its own MySpace site, compares its sound to "a herd of whales giving birth to a baby herd of whales." If that's what you're into, they will headline a bill - along with Lexi Sayok and Shark Speed - Saturday at 7 at Kilby Court, 741 S. 330 West, Salt Lake City. Tickets are $5 at the door.

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The CORE of the matter
The news sounds impressive, and dire: A storied civil-rights organization, the Congress of Racial Equality, is protesting actor/activist Robert Redford's call to stop oil and gas leases in southern Utah wild lands - and claiming Redford's stand is hurting low-income families.

But there's more than meets the eye to this story, which was reported Thursday by Lee Davidson in the Deseret News.

The Congress of Racial Equality - or CORE - was founded in 1942 to promote civil disobedience to stop discrimination against African-Americans. The group organized the "freedom riders" who protested segregated interstate travel through the South. It also helped organize the March on Washington in 1963, in which Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. made his famous "I Have a Dream" speech.

But, since 1968, when Roy Innes took over the leadership of CORE, the group went hard to the right - as Innes threw his support to Richard Nixon. In recent years, Nigel Innes, Roy's son and CORE's current national chairman, has spoken out in support of oil drilling and against "eco-imperialism" - the idea that environmentalists' actions are damaging to the world's poor. The Center for Media and Democracy reports that, between 2003 and 2006, ExxonMobil gave CORE $275,000.

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New Media blues
So you think it's just the old-school "mainstream media" - us folks who still pump out stuff on paper and ink - who are in dire financial straits?

Apparently, the "new media" folks are tightening up, too.

Gawker Media just sold off one of its better blogs, The Consumerist, to the nonprofit Consumer Union (the folks who print Consumer Reports). This means that, as of Thursday, all your consumer complaints and action alerts will be 100 percent advertising free.

According to The New York Times, Gawker Media is also trying to sell Defamer.com, its LA-based gossip blog, and is shutting down its Silicon Valley blog Valleywag. Earlier this year, Gawker sold its D.C. site Wonkette and its travel blog Gridskipper.

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Thursday, January 1, 2009
Be it resolved...

Have you made your resolutions for the new year?

Here are a few of mine, as they pertain to the Culture Vulture:

  1. I resolve to make fewer mentions of David Archuleta.
  2. I resolve to make no more mentions of Gary Coleman.
  3. I resolve not to follow breathlessly every twist and turn of "American Idol" - at least until Hollywood Week.
  4. I resolve to not be so sarcastic - yeah, right!
  5. I resolve to get away from the computer more.

Here's hoping your 2009 is happy and healthy.
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